6th most-quoted character in The Departed (2006): in 7 of its 119 quotes
Most scenes with: Frank Costello (4), Billy Costigan (2)
I'm in the hole, I pay him two grand a week! No profit, I pay him two grand a week!
Then make more **** money. This is America: You don't make money, you're a ****in' douche bag! Now, what're you gonna do?
Make more money!
That's the spirit!
Do you know me?
No... No.
Well, I'm the guy who tells you there's guys you can hit and guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now: you don't **** hit him. You understand?
Yeah, excellent. Fine, fine. Fine.
I **** know you. I know your family. You make one more drug deal with that idiot, **** cop-magnet of a cousin and I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me. I'll cut your **** nuts off. You understand that?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
What are you drinking?
Cranberry juice.
What is it, your period? Get him a cranberry juice.
Hey, **** head, that's Jackie's nephew.
Oh--
What? "Oh", **** what? [punches out the man at the bar]
Well these days, who's reliable?
His uncle Jackie was. Yeah, you can't trust a guy acts like he's got nothing to lose.
I'm reliable.
Arnold, you're one in a million.
Ten. Ten million.
What about your wife, Arnold?
Well, I thought she was.
Well, she got reliable.
[flashback showing French strangling his wife]
I'm going to have my associate search you.
No, no one's **** searching me. Searching me for what?
Contra-****-band. Take your shoes off.
Shoes.
[to Costigan] I knew your father.
Yeah? You know he's dead?
Oh, sorry. How'd he go?
He didn't complain.
Yeah, that was his problem.
Who said he had a problem?
I just said he had a **** problem. There's a man who could have been anything.
Are you trying to say he was nothing?
I'm saying he worked at the airport. Arm.
Show me your arm. Flip it. mm-hmmm, mm-hmmm.
It makes me curious to see you in this neighborhood. And if I can slander my own environment, it makes me sad. This, uh, regression. Plus, I don't know if it's beyond some **** cop prick like Queenan to pull you out of the Staties and send you gift-wrapped to me. I just can't know. I wonder what they do in that particular department, anyway.
Are you still a cop?
Swear on your mother's grave you're still not a cop?!
I'm not a **** cop!
Are you going to stop doing coke deals with your jerk-off **** cousin?!
Yes, yes, yes!!
Alright, alright. You're okay, you'll be alright. Get your hand taken care of.
I'm sorry, but it was necessary. As for our problem with Providence - let's not cry over some spilled guineas.
I don't believe it.
What can't you believe?
I spent all **** night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a **** dog ? What **** size a dog is that? Has to be a big **** dog, man. I spent all night doing it man.
I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it.
The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday to get a **** blow job!
Jeez. She fell funny.
Francis, you really should see somebody.
