Kitty When you only have one life, that's what makes it special.
More lines from Kitty
5 quotes Kitty Kitty It just never fails. Whenever I team up with you, things go wrong!
Kitty Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed.
Kitty Take it from me. Never trust anyone!
Kitty ¡LOS VOY HACER A TODOS ALFOMBRAS DE BAÑO!(I'm going to make bath-mats out of all of you!)
Scenes with Kitty
8 scenes Kitty [Scene in the carriage after Horner Heist] [Puss and Kitty each want to take the map for themselves] [pulls out her sword]
Suéltalo! [Translation: Let it go!]
Kitty A stick? [chuckles] What happened to your sword?
Got rid of it, you know. Made things too easy. I needed a challenge.
Kitty Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there. [Implies Horner Heist]
Kitty Well, there's no way I'm letting you hold the map!
I can hold it.
Kitty [They look at him sharply and hold sword (and a stick) on him]
Yeah, right. What's your deal, anyway? You run with the Chihuahua Gang?
I don't think so.
Kitty I don't believe you! [holds sword on him]
That's okay. As long as you believe in yourself.
Kitty Wha--? [Shocked] Is he deranged?!
Yep...
Kitty What's your name?
Oh, I've been called all kinds of things. Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog. Hey you! You there! Get out! Leave it! Drop it! Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face, Butt Nugget, [BLEEP]... [Puss and Kitty look to each other with bewilderment] For Brains. You know that sort of thing. But... I've never had a name that really stuck, you know? That belonged to me.
And you are? [Holds out his hand]
Kitty Softpaws. [Hits him on the hand] Kitty Softpaws.
Wow. Yeah. Now, that's a good name. There's music in a name like that. Kitty Softpaws
Kitty Nice try. Classic con. No one's that dumb! No one's that nice! I don't trust you!
Me neither. He cannot be trusted. [trying to take the map unnoticed]
Kitty But... [pulls the map towards her and holds her sword on Puss] I trust him more than I trust you! [Kitty presses a button, elongating the sword. Puss gets scared.]
Kitty [They walk trough pocket Full of Posies in the Dark forest]
Why are you so ridiculous, dog? What's your story?
My story? Oh, it's actually a very funny story. Back when I was a pup, me and my littermates lived with a family, a family full of pranksters, who liked to play hide-and-seek, and I was always it! "Pick on the little guy", am I right? [smells rose] They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster. [Chuckles] No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them! So, one day, they got creative, and they put me in a sock with the rock in it! [Laughs] And then throw me in a river! I gnawed a hole in the sock, and I swam to the surface!
[Perrito laughs and rolls on the ground while Puss and Kitty look to each other with shock]
Never found them or my littermates, so I guess I'm still it! [Laughs]
Kitty Wow, that is the saddest funny story I've ever heard.
Well, jokes's on them. That sock they put me in, I grew into it! So, I got a great story and a free sweater out of it! Win! Win!
Kitty Dude, you didn't win! You of all people should have a wish.
I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends. I got everything I could wish for. No magic required. [smiles]
Kitty [They are sailing on a boat on the River of relaxation] [makes cute eyes and says with echo]
Trust me.
Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss, even without the eyes.
Kitty Yeah? Big mistake.
What do you mean? You're my friends.
Kitty You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.
You have to trust somebody, right?
Kitty Not me. Uh-uh. Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed. [looks at Puss] Never again. I am a solo act. I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand. Take it from me. Never trust anyone. [shows him his sweater]
W-Wait. [understands that it's his sweater] That's amazing. [gasps] You're good.
Kitty, I've been thinking.
Kitty Ugh... Thinking about what?
My beautiful beard. It is very distinguished, yes, but it does deprive the world to a good look at, uh, the face. So, if it will make you happy, I could be convinced to...
Kitty I've gotten used to it.
Wait, what?
Kitty The beard, keep it.
Well, you see, uh... [rolls on the boat and cries in pain] Kitty, please! Get this itchy thing off of me! It's like a fever on my face!
Kitty Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots asking for help?
Sí, help. [Tries to cut it with his stick] You were right. The beard is disgusting.
Kitty And?
And it's like a possum crawled on my face.
Kitty And?
And died..of shame.
Kitty Okay, okay, possum face. I won't make you beg.
Ow! [grunts] Hey, slow down. Oh! Go with the grain. You got to go with the grain.
Kitty I know what I'm doing.
Hey!
Kitty I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito? [She made a pigtail out of his beard. Perrito laughs and snorts.]
What?! What?! What's funny? Nothing should be funny!
Kitty Shh. Quieto. [Still] Ah, there's that handsome face I remember.
I-- I am down to my last life. And, uh, I-- I am afraid.
Well, it's okay... to be afraid.
No, not for Puss in Boots! I'm supposed to be a fearless hero! A legend! But... without lives to spare, I am... nothing. I need that to get my lives back.
You should tell Kitty. She would understand...
Okay...
Kitty [searching in the Dark Forest]
¿Adónde fueron ese idiota y su perro? (Where did that idiot and his dog go?)
But that's just one bad heist!
Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito. It was a church, with a priest... [Scene flashes to how Puss is looking at the church from breakage] and guests... and Kitty. Everything, but me... I ran away then, too.
Oh... Ooh... [gasps] OOOOH! [shocked] You left her at the altar?!
It was wrong, I know. I am ashamed. [Kitty continues secretly listening to the conversation] I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly. I regret that day...
So, maybe you should tell that to Kitty. Might make you feel better. Might make her feel better too.
Kitty [After Three Bears and Goldilocks' home, it shows Puss and Kitty on the tree. Puss almost falls out of the tree, but his claws catch on the tree]
You okay?
Sí, I am good. [chuckling] So good.
Kitty [Puss is almost falls out again, but Kitty catches him]
If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask.
Uh, just, uh, feel free to pull me up whenever you get a chance.
Kitty Oh, I was just remembering the last time I offered you my hand. Only that time, I believe you had cold feet.
[Puss chuckles and Kitty pulls him up]
Kitty… [sighs] About that day. Puss in Boots is not supposed to be afraid. But outside that church in Santa Coloma, that was the first time I ever felt fear. So I ran. It was a mistake, Kitty.
Kitty It's okay.
No, no. It was cowardly.
Kitty It's okay.
You alone at the altar.
Kitty Puss.
In your beautiful, poofy wedding dress.
Kitty Puss! It's okay. I didn't show up, either.
Wait, what? What do you mean, you didn't show up?
Kitty Well, I knew I could never compete with your one true love.
Who?
Kitty [lowers his hat on his face]
Yourself! The legend...
Uh…
Kitty I wasn't gonna show up for that guy. [lifts Puss's hat] But you don't seem like that guy anymore. [wears his hat on]
[Puss runs after meeting with Death and arrives to the wishing star] [Puss reads the map; Kitty comes]
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish…
Kitty I can't believe I fell for it again.
Kitty, you don't understand.
Kitty Don't understand what? That you've been playing me this whole time?
I need this wish.
Kitty Oh, yeah? You want to know what my wish was? Someone, anyone I could trust. [takes the map away from him]
Hey!
Kitty In my whole life, I've never had that! But I thought I finally found someone... without a wish. [lowers her sword] I thought it was you. But you're still running. Still the same old Puss in Boots.
But I am not! I am not Puss in Boots. I'm… [sighs] I am on my last life. I need to get my lives back. Without them, I am not… I-- I am not…
Kitty What? The legend? [chuckles] I still can't compete with your one, true love. Go on, [throws the map] get your lives back. [grunts] Just keep them out of mine.
Kitty What?
[He leaps down, pulling his magic staff out of his bag.]
But never death. I like it! That's MY wish!
[After the fight with the crime family and Jack]
Yeah, I don't know what to do with this, but if you think you need those lives…
Thank you, Perrito.
You know, I've only ever had one life, but sharing it with you and Kitty has made it pretty special. Maybe one life is enough.
Kitty [Death traps Puss in a ring of fire]
Puss!
I've enjoyed the chase, gato, but I think we've reached the end now, you and I. You gonna take the coward's way out? Run away to more lives? Or are you gonna fight?! [throws his sword] Pick it up. Go on, pick it up. [Puss's life flashes before his eyes] What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?
[After fight with Death] [Pushes his sickle with his foot and he slides towards him]
Pick it up. [sighs] I know I can never defeat you, Lobo, but I will never stop fighting for this life.
[growls viciously and turns away, yelling in frustration]
¡¿POR QUÉ DIABLOS FUI A JUGAR CON MI COMIDA!? (WHY THE HELL DID I GO PLAY WITH MY FOOD?!) [groans] You're ruining this for me! I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal. [sighs] But I don't see him anymore. [Puss gasps softly] Live your life, Puss in Boots. Live it well. You know we will meet again, right?
Sí. Hasta la muerte. (Yes. Until death.)
Kitty [Death whistles as he walks away and the fire disappears. Perrito runs to Puss.]
You know, when you said Death was after you, I thought you were just being melodramatic.
Kitty I don't need it. I've got what I wished for. No magic required. [Puss smiles]
Kitty [After the explosion of the star]
I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?
Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.
[crying]
You saved my life, Sis. You were gonna make the wish, but you didn't make the wish 'cause you wanted to save your family. [shushing] And I-- I was really scared. And then… [sobbing]
Oi, don't get so blubbery about it. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?
Mama Bear
I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.
But I did, Mama. I did get my wish. Everything… is just right.
Mama Bear
Ah. Oh, now you've made me cry. Aw.
Now, what say we all go home and hibernate?
Hey, Goldi, you are a chip off the old block, you are.
Well, what can I say? I won the orphan lottery. [looks at Perrito]
Goldi.
Kitty Bears.
Hey, Baby, you got any ideas for our next job?
Oh! Remember that pie factory? I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum.
Mama Bear
Oh, family business. Oh, how exciting.
Now's a good time to talk about ethical business practices.
Hold still.
Oh, no, no, wait just a second. [Goldi grunts]
Ow! Hey! Hang on!
Hey, Perrito, about that name. Let's pick one out for you.
Kitty Yeah. Oh, what about “Chiquito”?
Hmm…
Ah. “Chomper.” What do you think, Perrito? “Chomper,” no?
Kitty I got it, I got it. How about “Jeff”?
Jeff?
Kitty Yeah.
He doesn't have a Jeff's face.
[chuckling]
You know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with “Perrito.” I kind of like it, since that's what my friends call me.
Kitty Then “Perrito” it shall be.
Yeah, but no.
Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it. [chuckles]
