[ They walk trough pocket Full of Posies in the Dark forest ] Kitty : Why are you so ridiculous, dog? What's your story ? Perrito : My story? Oh, it's actually a very funny story. Back when I was a pup, me and my littermates lived with a family, a family full of pranksters, who liked to play hide-and-seek, and I was always it! "Pick on the little guy", am I right? [smells rose] They tried putting me in a packing crate , a dumpster. [Chuckles] No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them! So, one day, they got creative, and they put me in a sock with the rock in it! [Laughs] And then throw me in a river ! I gnawed a hole in the sock, and I swam to the surface! [Perrito laughs and rolls on the ground while Puss and Kitty look to each other with shock] Perrito : Never found them or my littermates, so I guess I'm still it! [Laughs] Kitty : Wow, that is the saddest funny story I've ever heard. Perrito : Well, jokes's on them . That sock they put me in, I grew into it! So , I got a great story and a free sweater out of it! Win! Win! Kitty : Dude, you didn't win! You of all people should have a wish. Perrito : I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends. I got everything I could wish for. No magic required . [smiles]

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