5th most-quoted character in Puss in Boots (2011): in 4 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Puss (2)
You hit me in the head with a GUITAR?!
No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!
Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
Then how did we get to the bridge in the first place?
Because we were brothers, and brothers were supposed to look out for each other, not--!
Kitty Humpty! Remember why we were here.
Kitty I'll steal you blind, and you won't even know I was there!
Andy "Jack" Beanstalk WHOO! HO! No, no! Don't stop on my account. Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted?
You talking about Humpty?
Andy Beanstalk Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. The happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.
Wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? [the prisoner has fallen asleep snoring loudly, Puss wakes him up] Hey! What's your name?
Andy Beanstalk Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours… [falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Crazy man. WAKE UP! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?
Andy Beanstalk We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!
"Don't take the goose." Why?! [Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]
Andy Beanstalk The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
Oh, no.
Andy Beanstalk And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
GUARD! SAN RICARDO'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!
Guard Quiet, you! [slams the door]
Guard Shut up...
Drop the weapon. [the guard drops his weapon] Very good. Step Aside. [the guard cannot hold his eyes to Puss]
Guard NO! [grabs the spray and sprays on Puss] Diablo Gato! [snickers] Nice try.
Kitty I hope you can forgive me.
Andy Beanstalk Apology accepted! [he runs off]
