Puss How dare you do the litterbox on me! [offended, when the mysterious cat makes a dancing move similar to the movements of a cat hiding their wastes in the sand of their litter box]
3rd most-quoted character in Puss in Boots (2011): in 8 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Kitty (2)
Do you feel how I vibrate?
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1 quote Puss Scenes with Puss
6 scenes Puss One milk, please.
Man
What are you doing here, senior? Did you lose the ball of wool? (laughing)
Puss ( chuckles )
How witty.
Man
one milk coming.
Tavern patron #1
Show him the golden eggs. [Tavern patron #2 begins to try unzipping his pants; cut to Puss]
Puss No! You have shown enough.
Puss No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me!
Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge… surrounded by soldiers! They wrote a song about it!
Puss Then how did we get to the bridge in the first place?
Because we were brothers, and brothers were supposed to look out for each other, not--!
Jill [holding Puss upside down by his foot over a cliff]
Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?
Puss No, that is just a rumor spread by dogs!
Jill Well, let's find out.
Andy "Jack" Beanstalk WHOO! HO! No, no! Don't stop on my account. Well, it looks like the egg got what he wanted?
Puss You talking about Humpty?
Andy Beanstalk [stabbles]
Don't say his name! I used to share this cell with that smelly thing. The happiest day of my life was when he left, till I realized he stole my magic beans.
Puss Wait, wait, wait! You had the beans? Who are you? [the prisoner has fallen asleep snoring loudly, Puss wakes him up] Hey! What's your name?
Andy Beanstalk Andy Beanstalk, but my friends call me Jack! I traded the family cow for them beans. Of course, it wasn't my family's cow, some other family's cow. That's why I got 8 to 10 years. Always know which cow's yours… [falls asleep again snoring loudly]
Puss Crazy man. WAKE UP! [Andy wakes up again] What else do you know?
Andy Beanstalk We're all goners, thanks to that little stinky! I told him! I told him not to take the goose, but all he wanted was his revenge!
Puss "Don't take the goose." Why?! [Andy is fallen asleep again and he slaps him to wake him up]
Andy Beanstalk [screams]
The Great Terror! That's the Golden Goose's mama.
Puss Oh, no.
Andy Beanstalk And she will be out for blood when she comes back for her baby.
Puss [gasps and rushes to the guard in the door's cell]
GUARD! SAN RICARDO'S IN TERRIBLE DANGER! YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!
Guard Quiet, you! [slams the door]
Guard [Cut to the Great Terror searches for the baby duckling's whereabouts, at the prison, Puss starts to meow to distract the guard]
Shut up...
Puss [The guard approaches to the door and sees Puss doing the puppy eyes]
Open the door.
Puss [The guard cannot hold on Puss' puppy eyes and opens the door]
Drop the weapon. [the guard drops his weapon] Very good. Step Aside. [the guard cannot hold his eyes to Puss]
Guard NO! [grabs the spray and sprays on Puss] Diablo Gato! [snickers] Nice try.
[Kitty snatches the guard and drags the guard, until Puss and Andy look outside and Kitty returns the hat, boots and sword] [to Puss]
I hope you can forgive me.
Andy Beanstalk Apology accepted! [he runs off]
Puss [confronting Humpty]
I shall make you into an egg-salad sandwich!
Puss Give me the goose, Humpty.
No can do, I'm afraid. See, the mama's on her way, and when she gets here, it's absolutely not bye-bye, San Ricardo and everything you ever cared about.
Puss Revenge on me is one thing, but why, Imelda? Why the orphanage? This is our home.
You mean your home. [sighs] I never belonged here. We had a plan to get out of here, but then you became a hero, and you picked this place over me. You left me with nothing.
Puss Humpty, I'm sorry I hurt you. But do not take it out on these people. You are better than this.
No, I'm not.
Puss Oh, come on! I know the real Humpty. The way you saw the world, the inventor, the dreamer! What happened to that guy? [They both hear the sound of the mama goose as she gets nearer]
I think it's too late.
Puss It is never too late to do the right thing. Together, we can save San Ricardo! I can forgive you, Humpty, if you help me now.
Really? After everything I put you through?
Puss Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.
I'll try.
