[As Rumpelstiltskin angrily scrunches up a page from a library book about Shrek]
Uh– sir, you're gonna have to pay for that.
Uh– M-m-maybe we can make a deal for it, little boy?
[Looking devious]
Do you wanna be?
[Cut to Pinocchio kicking him out]
Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumple Stinkypants!
[Coughs as he gets up, then picks up the ripped-out page]
I wish that ogre was never born!
You gave me a day from your past. A day you wouldn't even remember. A day when you were an innocent, mindless, little baby. [Starts humming Happy Birthday to You]
You took the day I was born.
No, Shrek, you gave it to me.
Puss Come on, Donkey, ¡Vamonos!
Man, you are a cat-tastrophe!
Puss And you, are ri-donkey-lous!
[Beat. Then both laugh]
Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon, and you have little mutant donkey-dragon babies?
You saw what happened, she's gonna think I'm crazy.
Donkey [Not listening] I'm a daddy?
You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once– [He blows into a frog's mouth, inflating it like a balloon] –then I can do it again.
Shrek [Enters Fiona's tent] Hello? Fiona?
Puss [Green eyes are shown in the shadows of a cat condo]
You should not be here.....señor.
Puss? [Puss struggles to get out of his resting place, revealing himself as now overweight with a pink bow on wrapped around the back of his neck.] You've gotta be kiddin' me.
Puss [He lowers down on the scratching post, the lands on his back on a pillow. He then struggles to get up, followed by facing Shrek.]
Feed me, if you dare.
Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa– [Puss gives him a look] Fa-ancy!
Puss Do I know you?
Well, where's your hat? Where's your belt? [He gasps softly] Your wee little boots?
Puss Boots, for a cat? Ha! [He laughs]
But you're Puss in Boots.
Puss Maybe once, [He opens a bottle of milk] but that is a name I have outgrown.
[under his breath]
That's not the only thing you've outgrown.
Puss Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [A mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] Eh, I'll get him later. [He starts drinking out of the bowl himself]
Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft.
Puss Well, I do get brushed twice a day.
You witches are making a big mistake! I know my rights!
PW Pumpkin Witch
You have the right to shut your mouth! [She drops a pumpkin which explodes with smoke in Shrek's face]
So... you're not gonna eat me?
No, thanks. I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
Stop! Where are you going?
How, by getting yourself killed?
Puss L-Let me explain.
So that's how you knew so much about me!
Fiona, wait! [jumping in front of her] Kiss me!
It's the only way to save your friends!
Get out of my way! [walks past him]
You used to believe that a single kiss could solve everything!
[Fiona turns around and reluctantly kisses him. However, when they're done kissing, nothing happens, to Shrek's confusion. Fiona, indifferent, wipes at her mouth]
I don't understand. [frustrated] This doesn't make any sense! True love's kiss was supposed to fix everything!
[sarcastically]
Yeah, well, you know what? That's what they told me too. True love didn't get me out of that tower. I did! I saved myself! Don't you get it? It's all just a big fairy tale!
[pleading]
Fiona, don't say that! It does exist!
And how would you know? Did you grow up locked away in a dragon's keep? [voice cracking] Did you live all alone in a miserable tower?! Did you cry yourself to sleep every night waiting for a true love that never came?!
But... but I'm your true love.
Then where were you when I needed you?
[Shrek, stunned and full of guilt, can't bring himself to answer. Fiona turns around and leaves]
Maybe you kissed her... wrong?
No. The kiss didn't work... because Fiona doesn't love me.
Puss It seems that we are safe.
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go.
Oh, what's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over.
Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, but things always work themselves out in the end. You'll see. Well, I'll bet by this time tomorrow–
Hey, don't you understand? There is no tomorrow, there's no day after that, and there's no day after that day after that! My life was perfect and I'm never gonna get it back!
Well, if your life was so perfect, then why did you sign it all the way to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place?
Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone! Alright? [He sighs, deeply remorseful now] I didn't know what I had.
That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. Thank you.
[sullenly]
No. You were right. I wasn't there for you. And not just at the dragon's keep, but...everyday since.
[smiles softly]
Well, you're here now.
[about ogres using their noses as a horn]
I didn't know we could do that.
[During the main event–]
♪ Winter, Spring, Summer or Fall.All you've got to do is call. [Rumpelstiltskin and the witches hear and spot him on top of the new hanging chandelier ball] ♪ And I'll be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah– ♪
And Puss– [Puss descends down the chandelier ball's rope, now wearing his boots, belt, hat and cape.]
Puss –In Boots!
[Last lines]
You know, I always thought I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
[smiles slightly, confused]
You did.
No. It was you that rescued me.
[Fiona beams, before the two share a kiss]
Butter Pants' father: Hey! I believe you promised my son a roar.
BP Butter Pants
Do the roar.
BP Butter Pants
[unimpressed]
I don't like it.
Pigs, we need another cake.
H Heimlich
But we ate ze other cakes.
[The babies cried some more, and Shrek tried calming them down by bouncing them.] Butter Pants' father: Come on, man. One roar!
Hey, everybody. Shrek's gonna do his famous ogre roar! [The Dronkeys gathered around their dad, excited for uncle Shrek's roar.]
Not now, Donkey. Pigs, are there any cupcakes?
D Dieter
We ate them, too.
H Heimlich
Zhey have lollipops.
D Dieter
What, you didn't share?
H Horst
[frowns]
Well, you didn't share the croissants!
[The babies cried some more.]
Everything's gonna be okay.
[came and took her kids, holding them.]
Shrek, what's going on?
[Butterpants was hugging Donkey.]
Come on, Shrek! Your fans are waitin'.
C Crowd
[Pinocchio ran around Shrek, singing and shouting indistinctly. Wolf blew another balloon up until it popped. Then everyone spoke or made noises at once. All of this pressure and tension going on today was taking a toll on Shrek enough; he was losing his patience, trying his best to fight it.]
Do the roar! Do the roar!
We need the cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
[Shrek couldn't hold it in anymore, so he let out an enormous, furious ogre roar at the top of his lungs that nearly blew everyone away, even ButterPants' hat was blown off.]
RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
[Once he was done, he panted and everyone else was left stunned and silent for a moment until they all cheered.] [chuckles as he hugs his dad]
I love you, daddy.
Puss in Boots [Wolf then slapped a party hat onto Shrek's head, to his annoyance.]
Everybody, I have found... [lifted his cape to reveal another cake decorated like the last one.] Another cake!
[Everyone started chanting Shrek's name as Shrek stared angrily at the cake, fuming. The concerned Fiona just noticed the look on her husband's face as he handed Felicia to her mother.]
Shrek, are you okay?
E Everyone
[Shrek continued glaring at the adorable ogre picture on the cake, feeling it mocked him.] [chanting]
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
[Enraged, Shrek then slams his big fist into the cake's center after furiously ogre roars, making everyone gasp in shock. He gave a miserable stare at everybody, and even Fiona, who was more stunned than anyone else. Then he stormed out of the diner in anger. Everyone else just stood, stunned. Even Gingy was stunned as his frosting chaps fell off.]
[off-screen]
Shrek, do my babies have hooves or talons?
Donkey, shh. [enters Fiona's tent] Hello? Fiona?
Puss in Boots [green eyes are shown in the shadows of a cat condo]
You should not be here, señor.
Puss? [Puss struggles to get out of his resting place, revealing himself as now overweight, with a pink bow wrapped around the back of his neck] You've gotta be kiddin' me.
Puss in Boots [Puss lowers down on the scratching post, slowly, then lands on his back on a pillow. He then struggles to get up, followed by facing Shrek]
Feed me, if you dare.
Puss, what happened to you?! You got so fa- [as he goes to say "fat", Puss gives him a look] Fancy!
Puss in Boots Do I know you?
Well, where is your hat and your belt? [gasps softly] And your wee little boots?
Puss Boots, for a cat? [laughs]
But you're Puss in Boots.
Puss in Boots Maybe once. [opens a bottle of milk] But that is a name I have outgrown.
[under his breath]
That's not the only thing you have outgrown.
Puss in Boots Hey! I may have let myself go a little since retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. [A mouse runs up to his bowl and starts drinking out of it] ...Eh, I'll get him later. [starts drinking out of the bowl himself]
Oh, Puss, what have I done to you? You've gone soft.
Puss in Boots Well, I do get brushed twice a day.
Look, it's not too late to fix it. All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona...
[enters her tent]
What are you doing?!
What... [notices Fiona behind him turns around] Hey!
Can I help you with something?
Well, I know how stressful mounting a rebellion can be, rallying the troops, planning attacks and all that, so I brought you a little something to ease the tension.
You’re welcome. So let’s see what you got. [He then got out each different gift from the basket.] Heart-shaped box of slugs. A skunk-scented candle. [sniff] Mmm.
Look, this really isn’t the…
What’s this? [holds out a homemade coupon book] Coupons! Let’s see, "Good for one free foot massage." "A mud facial!" Oh, and here’s one. [came to one that had a childish drawing of his face on it.] "Good for one free kiss." Let’s cash it now. [but Fiona stops him]
Look, I don’t know what this is all about, but I’m trying to run a revolution. So unless you have Rumpelstiltskin’s head in there, I suggest you take your gift basket, get out of my tent and go make yourself useful.
Wow. You’re right. I am sorry. I was just trying to be friendly. [holds out hand] No hard feelings? [Fiona decided to shake his hand.] An apologetic hug? [The two hugged.] And a quick kiss goodbye. [Fiona quickly stopped him by stomping his foot then grabbed his arm and placed it behind his back in pain, forcing him to leave.] Wait! Is that mistletoe I see? [Fiona pushed him thrown out of the tent on his back before Donkey came to him with a grin.]
Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable?
[Back inside the tent] [about Shrek]
Where’d we find that guy?
Puss in Boots Could it be true? Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft?
Don’t be silly. [then got out a comb and crush.] Now who’s a pretty kitty?
Puss in Boots [gives cute pose]
I am.
[So as all ogres began preparing all their weapons, Shrek just walked through the camp dejectedly.]
All right, let's get those axes sharpened and weapons packed! Preparation is half the battle!
Puss [Then, Puss began running after Shrek.] [breathing heavily]
Ogre! Un momento! Un momento! [pants] Ogre, ogre, un momento! Just give me a minute.
Look, Puss, I'm a little pressed for time.
Puss I am not believing what I have just witnessed. Back there, you and Fiona. There was a spark, a spark inside her heart I thought was long extinguished. It was as if, for one moment, Fiona had actually found her true love!
I AM her true love. I ended her curse.
Puss You know of her curse?
By day, one way; by night, another. [We see a flashback of Fiona, in her human form, in the tower, shedding some tears as the sun was going down. She then lay down, and in a flash, she magically transformed into her ogre form, as part of the spell, and she lay there sorrowfully.] This shall be the norm. Until you find true love's first kiss, and then take love's true form. [Flashback ends Puss gasped, stunned at what Shrek said.]
Puss You even know the little rhyme! It is true! You are the one! You must prove it to her!
Puss Convince her! Go to her when she is alone and tell her something that only her true love would know.
[popped up out]
Know about what?! [Puss screeched from being startled, and hissed at the Donkey.] Whoa! That's a whole lot of kitty! Shrek, can we keep him?
Puss in Boots [When the villagers of Far Far Away had pitchforks and torches, running and chanting "Shrek", looking for Shrek, as the coast is clear, Shrek, Donkey and Puss are hidden in an abandoned bar]
It seems that we are safe.
Yeah, it looks a lot less pitchforky and torchy out there. Let's go.
[bitterly]
Oh, what's the point? The kiss didn't work. It's over.
Look, Shrek, I know things might seem a little bleak right now, but things always work themselves out in the end. You'll see. Well, I'll bet by this time tomorrow-
[angrily]
Hey, don't you understand?! There is no tomorrow, [voice cracked] there's no day after that, and there's no day after that, DAY AFTER THAT! My life was perfect! And I'm never gonna get it back!
Well, if your life was so perfect, then why did you sign it all the way to Rumpelstiltskin in the first place?
Because I didn't know what I had until it was gone, alright?! [sighs, deeply remorseful now] I didn't know what I had. [He looked like he was about to cry, but then he felt something and heard tiny shouting. He looked down and saw Gingy hitting and attacking his feet with his lollipop.]
G Gingy
Ha! Chah! Surrender now! I'm taking you in! Don't try to fight it, ogre! The reward is mine!
[picked the gingerbread man up]
Gingy?
G Gingy
You unhand me, green devil!
G Gingy
Collecting my bounty!
Puss in Boots Bounty?
What are you talking about, cracker?
G Gingy
Rumpelstiltskin promised the deal of a lifetime for whoever could bring you in.
G Gingy
[last words]
Where all your wishes come true. [Shrek pondered this for a bit.]
Wait a minute. I can still fix this.
Now, how you gonna do that?
[set Gingy down]
You know what? I'm gonna give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants. [turns to Gingy] OK, Gingy, tell me about this... [But to his surprise, there were only crumbs and a gumdrop button on the ground. He looked and saw Puss eating something, and it was apparently Gingy. The cat noticed the ogre looking at him and gave a sheepish look.]
Puss in Boots Were you going to eat that?
[Inside the castle, the citizens came with their prisoners, and none of them was Shrek, as the dictator pointed out while pacing and inspecting each one. One citizen even brought in a bag of flour with a scary green face painted on it.]
Not Shrek! That is not Shrek! Also not Shrek! [saw Butter Pants and his father with a big green creature they captured.] That's not even an ogre; it is a troll! Nice try. [sees that Wolf was wearing a Shrek head over his own, claiming to be captured by the pigs.] And that...
...is just sad. [spotted Pinocchio with his father, dressed in Shrek's clothes and fake ogre ears, with his face painted green and hands tied by a rope that the puppet was holding.] And what is that supposed to be?
G Geppetto
I'm just a frightened old man.
Don't listen to him! These ogres are crafty!
That is your father painted green.
No, it's Shrek! Honest! [his nose grew and hit Rumpelstiltskin in the face, making Rumpelstiltskin shout in pain as he swatted it out of his face.]
Oh! Aye! Ow! [to a witch] Take them away! [Witch takes Pinocchio and Geppetto away. Rumpelstiltskin went to his table, frustrated] Can no one bring me Shrek?! Where is he? How hard can it be?! [angrily pounded on the table in frustration] I WANT HIM! I WANT HIM! I WANT HIM! [Then the door of the throne room slammed open]
[offscreen]
Stiltskin! [Rumpelstiltskin jumped up and looked back, seeing Shrek wander through the aisle] I hear you're looking for me.
All right! Finally! [calls out and looks around] Who turned him in? Who gets the deal of a lifetime?
[took the 'deal of a lifetime' contract out of Rumpelstiltskin's hand]
I do.
If I'm turning myself in, I get the deal of a lifetime. [He plucked a feather from Fifi and dipped it in the magic ink jar] That means you have to give me anything I want.
[leaped onto the table, stopped Shrek signing it]
No, no, no! Only true love's kiss can break your contract! So if you thought you were just gonna [mimics walking] doot-doot-doot in here and get your life back--
I'm not here to get my life back.
[with a glare]
Then what do you want?
Puss in Boots [Outside the castle, Donkey and Puss waited when all the ogres of the resistance magically appeared, one by one, and dropped from the sky. Donkey saw Gretched falling towards where Puss was, so he used his teeth to pull the cat out of the way.]
The ogres, they're all free.
Puss in Boots [They all went up to the gates, knowed Shrek was still inside.] [Long pause]
This is not good.
[Back in the throne room, the villagers have left, and Rumpelstiltskin was leading Shrek, who had his hands shackled, to a dungeon room, with four witches encircling the prisoner and pointing their brooms at him.]
I don't know. Not much of a storybook ending. [mockingly] The noble Shrek turns himself in to save a bunch of filthy ogres. [The witches trying to shackles Shrek with chains]
All that matters is that they're free, and Fiona is safe.
Awww, I bet Fiona would be really touched to hear that, but, hey, I guess you can tell her yourself. [He and the cackling witches turned to reveal Fiona, shackled as well, struggling to get out]
[Shrek and Fiona rushed to each other, but the weight of the shackles and chains held them back. They tried breaking free from them to no avail, and Rumpelstiltskin only cackled maniacally as he watched the two ogres struggle to reach each other in failed attempts to his pure wicked amusement]
Stiltstkin, we have a deal! You agreed to free all ogres!
[uncaring tone]
Oh, yeah. But Fiona isn't all ogre, [slyly] is she? [He gave a smug, evil smirk. Shrek's face faltered as he looked over at Fiona worryingly.] By day, one way; by night, another. Blardy, blardy, blar. Ha-ha! [He skipped merrily out of the room in triumph and more triumphantly] Nobody's smart but me! [He and the laughing witches left the room, closing the doors and leaving the two prisoners alone. Shrek gave a solemn, sad look]
That was a really brave thing you did, Shrek. Thank you.
[sullenly]
No, you were right. I wasn't there for you, and I'm not just at the dragon's keep, but... every day since.
[smiles softly]
Well, you're here now. [Long pause; Shrek grins at Princess Fiona]
[Outside the castle]
Let go of me; I have to save Shrek!
[angry]
DON'T BE A FOOL, MULE!
She's right. Rumpel's palace is locked up tighter than Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard.
And that cupboard wasn't guarded by a whole bunch of mean, ugly, nasty witches.
PW Palace Witch #1
Hey! [The ogres, Donkey and Puss looks up at the two witches.] We can hear you!
Sorry! [Then the ogres, Donkey and Puss huddled.]
Puss in Boots We must get into the palace.
Man, Shrek and I just busted out of that place!
[looks at a shield's reflection, confidently.]
The same way we're gonna bust in.
[All the ogres shouted and cheered in triumph, while raising their weapons. Donkey then started tapping his hooves with Puss doing a little victory tap dance, until at the end, when the tops of his boots began to split, to the fat cat's embarrassment. Cookie then carried off the worried and defeated villain in his arms, as he and Brogan gave smirks towards him.]
Looks like we're having curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
[When all was settled, Fiona and Shrek looked to each other.]
Hey, we make a pretty good team.
[The two then looked at each other, staying silent for a moment, but then Shrek noticed something serious. His hand started to give a bright yellow glow, making him gasp. He saw that morning was starting to happen, so that meant he was beginning to fade away. His legs also started glowing as he fell.]
Shrek?
[She held him up. They saw the magic hourglass of Shrek's life was almost out of sand] [?]
His day is up! His day is... [Cookie restrains Rumpel]
It's all right. [Donkey, Puss, and the other ogres watch sadly]
There has to be something I can do.
You've already done everything for me, Fiona. You gave me a home and a family.
We have kids. Fergus, Farkle, and a little girl named Felicia.
Felicia. I've always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.
[last words]
And someday... [The fading ogre then dug in his pocket and pulled out the squeaky toy belonging to their daughter.] You will. [He handed it to her, and she looked at it sadly, before looking back towards him.] You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. [Tears began to form in Fiona's eyes as she leaned her head towards Shrek's face. The hourglass emptied, and the light began to glow brightly all around Shrek's body as Fiona kissed him deeply, and then Shrek began to fade away into nothing but sparkles of golden dust that soon dispersed. As Fiona held him, it seemed Shrek was no more. Then the sun rising behind Fiona began to shine brightly, illuminating the whole room as she sat there on her knees with tears running down her face, which was still green, to Puss's notice.]
Puss in Boots Fiona.. The sunrise. You're still... an ogre.
[sees Puss in Boots is right]
True love's form.
[anger shocked]
Impossible!
[Suddenly, the wind began blasting and brushing by everyone, also knocking Puss's hat off his head. Everyone looked up and saw the magic golden light that brought Shrek here begin to eat away at Rumpelstiltskin's castle. All bricks, shingles and other materials of the castle were sucked away in a magical tornado.] [shocked]
What?!
[Then, one by one, each witch and ogre began to puff away into puffs of yellow smoke. Cookie and Brogan quickly vanished, dropping Rumpelstiltskin, and he then saw Fifi vanish in a puff of smoke as well.]
Fifi!
[Then Donkey and Puss were the next to vanish.]
Puss!
[Then Fiona vanished next. The horrified Rumpelstiltskin, the only one remaining, twisted in circles in place while shouting in alarm as his whole world around him was tearing away and disintegrating.] [lastly words in the golden tornadoes]
No! No, no, no, no, no! No, not yet! No, I'm not ready! No! Wait! [Then the floor under him, the only thing remaining, crackled away and he began falling down into an abyss of pure golden light while screaming out loud in horror, before everything went black for him.]
[last lines; The world went back to where Shrek was giving his big, loud ogre roars from before] [resume words]
RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! [Once he was done, he panted and saw where he was. He was back in his own original world and at his kids' birthday party, as if he never left it. It was as if the magic of true love's kiss reversed everything to the event where he roared. He saw that everyone else in the Candy Apple was left stunned and silent for a bit until they all cheered.]
[chuckles as he hugs his dad]
I love you, daddy.
E Everyone
[chanting]
Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! [Gingy saw one of the Three Blind Mice facing the other way, so he turned the mouse around correctly. Wolf then slapped a party hat onto Shrek's head.]
Puss Everybody, I have found... [lifts his cape to reveal another cake decorated like the last one.] another cake!
[turned to see Fiona, the way she was before signing his life away. This time, he removed the party hat and went up to hug his wife.]
Oh, Fiona. I've never been better.
[Fiona smiled warmly, and the parents then heard their kids playfully roaring.]
Happy Birthday, Farkle. Fergus, my little man! And, Felicia, sweetheart... I believe this is yours.
F Felicia
Thank you, Daddy.
Hey, Uncle Shrek, how about giving my babies an encore!
Puss Please, señor, let us have it! [The others insist eagerly. However, instead of a roar, Shrek holds his nose and blows a toot through his ears. Then, all three of his babies held their noses and blew smaller toots through their ears. As their friends applaud and Puss waves a little yellow flag, Fiona is astounded.]
I didn't know we can do that!
You know, I always thought that I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
No. It was you that rescued me.
[Fiona beams, before the two share a kiss with their babies hugging them, while everyone cheers. Then, the scene changed to a picture of the still scene on the final page of a book Shrek had out. "The End" We see Shrek's hand closing the book to his own story "Shrek Forever After", before placing the book up on a shelf, but the story is not quite over just yet. Shrek then went outside of his house in the swamp as another party was going on, with a new cover of the song "I'm a Believer" by Weezer from his first film's ending playing. Also, the ogres from the resistance came as guests. Shrek held out a tray of mugs with swamp drinks for them, and each took a glass before two ogres took Shrek and tossed him up in the air. Shrek lay on his back in the air happily. Fiona then caught him in her arms before the two smooched and chuckled. Donkey then slid down Dragon's spine before she used her tail to flick him into her mouth. She closed it before opening it back up, with Donkey's fur all fuzzy as it was in the alternate dimension, but he shook it off. The other ogres tossed a big ball made of their shields in the air, and the Wolf and pigs used the reflection of light off the Magic Mirror to shine on the ball, and Fiona was on top of the outhouse, spinning the ball with her finger like a basketball and also like a disco ball. Puss then flipped in the air and slid across a deck, sliding his sword across it, causing sparks to appear and lighting the villagers' sparklers, making them laugh and cheer. Puss then stopped near a shield Cookie held and saw that it made Puss look bloated (like it did in the alternate dimension), making Puss concerned. Queen Lillian then danced with one of the resistance ogres, passing a memorial with a portrait of King Harold and all the frogs who attended his funeral, each with a drink in their flipper and bobbing along to the song. The portrait of Harold's face was moving by itself, because most likely his ghost was taking its form, and gave a short smile. Even Fifi was there, seeing a small bluebird, snapping at it, trying to eat it, but the bluebird landed on Shrek's finger, and Fiona sang a high note, making not only the bluebird puff up, but Fifi puff up as well. Then Rumpelstiltskin, in a round cage, turned away from this, as there was an explosion of white feathers. When he looked, he saw that both birds had exploded, and all that was left of Fifi was her webbed feet. Everyone was stunned at first before they burst out laughing, while the horrified Rumpelstiltskin couldn't help but grieve for the loss of his pet, but before he could, he began to dance unwillingly, due to the Pied Piper using his flute power on the captured villain while outside the cage. Everyone then cheered for the small concert being given to them by Brogan, Cookie and Gretched. Brogan and Gretched were on guitars, while Cookie was on the drums. Then the three held their noses and blew through their ears. Some of the witches, who were also there and not on Rumpelstiltskin's side in this world, began taking off on their broomsticks for a joyride, cheering and whooping. However, the fifth witch couldn't take off because her broom turned out to be Pinocchio's nose grown long. She looked at the puppet behind her and shook her head. The other four witches flew through the sky and created a rainbow pattern with magic dust. Three of the Dronkeys flew up, each one carrying one of Shrek's kids in the air, going for a joyride themselves. Even Butter Pants was riding a Dronkey himself. At a stump, Gingy was riding an animal cracker horse, with the other animal crackers gathered around him. The Three Pigs appeared, not helping but finding the animal crackers tasty.]
D Dieter
Yummy!
[The pigs chowed down on all the animal crackers, leaving nothing but Gingy and his horse. Shrek and Fiona danced with each other before falling backwards in the mud. Now the ogre couple, and pretty much everyone else, except Rumpelstiltskin, the Dronkeys and Dragon, were all making mud angels in the mud, laughing and enjoying themselves, as the Dronkeys flew up in the air.]
