Ethical Bug You looking for something? Consider this my resignation, mister!
Played by Kevin McCann 
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) · 58 quotes
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022) · 58 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022): in 7 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Big Jack Horner (2)
Well, I'm your conscious. I help you make choices and stuff.
More lines from Ethical Bug
3 quotes Ethical Bug Ethical Bug Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!
Ethical Bug I-i-I'm not a magic locus; I'm not a locus at all!
Scenes with Ethical Bug
3 scenes Ethical Bug You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?
Yeah, in the face. Why?
[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.]
What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once?
Ethical Bug You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.
[The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.]
Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface!
Ethical Bug [to himself]
There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood.
[sighs]
You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy!
Ethical Bug Oh, and what's that?
All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much?
Ethical Bug YES!!
Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over.
Baker
[Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.]
Help!
Ethical Bug Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
[nonchalantly]
Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles]
Ethical Bug Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!
[Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.] [To the remaining baker]
You're not chatty, are you?
Baker
[terrified]
Mm-mm.
Kitty, one life spent with you is all that I could wish for.
[crying]
You saved my life, Sis. You were gonna make the wish, but you didn't make the wish 'cause you wanted to save your family. [shushing] And I-- I was really scared. And then… [sobbing]
Oi, don't get so blubbery about it. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?
Mama Bear
I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.
But I did, Mama. I did get my wish. Everything… is just right.
Mama Bear
Ah. Oh, now you've made me cry. Aw.
Now, what say we all go home and hibernate?
Hey, Goldi, you are a chip off the old block, you are.
Well, what can I say? I won the orphan lottery. [looks at Perrito]
Goldi.
Bears.
Hey, Baby, you got any ideas for our next job?
Oh! Remember that pie factory? I suspect that they might be experiencing a leadership vacuum.
Mama Bear
Oh, family business. Oh, how exciting.
Bug Now's a good time to talk about ethical business practices.
Hold still.
Bug Oh, no, no, wait just a second. [Goldi grunts]
Ow! Hey! Hang on!
Hey, Perrito, about that name. Let's pick one out for you.
Yeah. Oh, what about “Chiquito”?
Hmm…
Ah. “Chomper.” What do you think, Perrito? “Chomper,” no?
I got it, I got it. How about “Jeff”?
Jeff?
Yeah.
He doesn't have a Jeff's face.
[chuckling]
You know, if it's the same to you, I think I'll just stick with “Perrito.” I kind of like it, since that's what my friends call me.
Then “Perrito” it shall be.
Yeah, but no.
Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it. [chuckles]
