“What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and...” – Jack, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish ... Movie Quotes Database

[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.]
Jack: What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once?
Ethical Bug: You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life.
Jack: [confused] What? No! I mean, I love these guys.
[The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.]
Jack: Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface!
Ethical Bug: [to himself] There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood.
Jack: [sighs] You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy!
Ethical Bug: Oh, and what's that?
Jack: All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much?
Ethical Bug: YES!!
Jack: Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over.
[Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.]
Baker: Help!
Ethical Bug: Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
Jack: [nonchalantly] Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles]
Ethical Bug: Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER!
Jack: [mockingly] Ohh, ohh! What took you so long, IDIOT?!
[Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.]
Jack: [To the remaining baker] You're not chatty, are you?
Baker: [terrified] Mm-mm.

[Camera zooms out, revealing Big Jack Horner watching the two from his crystal ball.] Jack : What do you think, bug? Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and kill them, or do I just kill everybody all at once? Ethical Bug : You know, I'm starting to think you don't appreciate the value of a life. Jack : [confused] What? No! I mean, I love these guys. [The camera cuts to Jack walking on the backs of his Baker's Dozen, who have constructed into a human bridge.] Jack : Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface! Ethical Bug : [to himself] There's good in all people. There's good in all people... [to Jack] You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper. Tell me about your childhood. Jack : [sighs] You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, a mansion, and a thriving baked-goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that. [Bug facepalms] But once I get my wish, I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy! Ethical Bug : Oh, and what's that? Jack : All of the magic in the world. For me. And no one else gets any. [As he says this, his crystal ball shows him standing above the earth, with purple lightning coming from his hands. The bug watches in shock.] Is that so much? Ethical Bug : YES!! Jack : Agree to disagree. [looks at the remaining baker, pulling the chariot.] All right, bring it over. [Near the end of the human bridge, the chariot falls, killing the majority of the Baker's Dozen. One remaining member survives, clutching the edge of the cliff.] Baker : Help! Ethical Bug : Sweet Mother of Goose , Jack! Jack : [nonchalantly] Well, you know what they say: "Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men." [chuckles] Ethical Bug : Oh! Oh! That was horrible! Your wish is horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable MONSTER! Jack : [mockingly] Ohh, ohh! What took you so long, IDIOT?! [Jack flicks the bug off his shoulder, sending him flying. He dusts his shoulder, then sighs.] Jack : [To the remaining baker] You're not chatty, are you? Baker : [terrified] Mm-mm.