[They are sailing on a boat on the River of relaxation] Kitty : [makes cute eyes and says with echo] Trust me. Perrito : Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss, even without the eyes. Kitty : Yeah? Big mistake. Perrito : What do you mean? You're my friends. Kitty : You know what trust gets you? A sock, a rock and a swim in the river. Perrito : You have to trust somebody, right? Kitty : Not me. Uh-uh. Whenever I've let my guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed . [looks at Puss] Never again. I am a solo act. I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close. That's how you get a winning hand. Take it from me. Never trust anyone. [shows him his sweater] Perrito : W-Wait. [understands that it's his sweater] That's amazing. [gasps] You're good. Puss : Kitty, I've been thinking. Kitty : Ugh... Thinking about what? Puss : My beautiful beard. It is very distinguished, yes, but it does deprive the world to a good look at, uh, the face . So, if it will make you happy, I could be convinced to... Kitty : I've gotten used to it. Puss : Wait, what? Kitty : The beard, keep it. Puss : Well, you see, uh... [rolls on the boat and cries in pain] Kitty, please! Get this itchy thing off of me! It's like a fever on my face! Kitty : Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots asking for help? Puss : Sí , help. [Tries to cut it with his stick] You were right. The beard is disgusting . Kitty : And? Puss : And it's like a possum crawled on my face. Kitty : And ? Puss : And died..of shame. Kitty : Okay, okay, possum face. I won't make you beg. Puss : Ow! [grunts] Hey, slow down. Oh! Go with the grain. You got to go with the grain. Kitty : I know what I'm doing. Puss : Hey! Kitty : I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito? [ She made a pigtail out of his beard. Perrito laughs and snorts.] Puss : What?! What?! What's funny? Nothing should be funny! Kitty : Shh. Quieto. [ Still ] Ah, there's that handsome face I remember.

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