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Goldi: Stop thinking about your belly, Baby! In fact, stop thinking, period! You'll just hurt yourself, you Muppet!
Perrito: [snickers.] "Muppet."
Baby Bear: And why would I listen to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?! You're not even a bear!
Perrito: Zing!
Goldi: Oh, I'm more of a bear than you are!
Perrito: SHE GOT YOU!
Baby Bear: You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella!
Perrito: [shocked.] OOH!
Goldi: Well, that's rich comin' from you, Baby! 'Cause you know what you are?!
Perrito: Wait for it…
Goldi: YOU'RE A DAFT, FAT, SLOW-THINKING, NO-READING, LIME-DESEASE, FLEA-RIDDEN DINGLEBERRY BEAR!!!
Perrito: Boom!
Baby Bear: I haven't got dingleberries!
Papa Bear: Nah, ya do. Ya do have 'em.
Perrito: [laughs.] "Dingleberries!"
Baby Bear: Oi, you shut up, you little mutt, OR I'LL CUT YOU FROM POOPER TO SNOOTER!
Perrito: [gasps.] I'm in the mix now! Okay! Okay, here we go! You're all a bunch of KNUCKLE-DRAGGING, HONEY-SCRUNGING, GRUB-[Bleep], OAFISH-[Bleep], [Bleep]-MUNCHING, MANGY [Bleep], NUGGET [Bleep]…AND YOUR SNOOTER! [laughs hysterically.]
Papa Bear: [chuckles.] I like the cut of his jib.
Perrito: Ah, this is great. Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin' and poopin' and snootin'. Oh, I wish I had a family like this. [sighs.] Speaking from one orphan to another, Goldi, you won the orphan lottery.
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