Most scenes together: Kronk & Miss Birdwell (5), Kronk & Rudy (4), Kronk & Tipo (4)
Kronk's New Groove quotes
Page 2 of 3Welcome to my new secret lab! Souvenir photo?
Follow me!
Whoa, looks like someone's been busy.
I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet.
Back off, or I'll jump! [looks down below, seeing alligators and piranhas in the ravine] Wait, that can't be right.
Okay. Why don't we all just take a step back? Not you, Yzma. [Yzma grumbles annoyingly]
She stole everything we have!
Yeah, we didn't chase her all the way down here for nothing! Nice moves back there, Hildy.
Oh! What about you? Pouncing like a wildcat.
Hey, I just realized something. We chased Yzma all the way down here.
Didn't I just cover that?
Don't you see? We're busting moves like a bunch of teenagers!
So, what you're saying is, even though the potion was fake, we're only as old we feel.
That's almost like you should (all) thank Yzma for robbing you of every last cent. [laughs; then realizes] Wait, that can't be right.
Let's get her!
Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion]
Ooh!
Your cough medicine?
No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me! [cackles evilly and then starts to choke]
GET HER!
Aww. How cute! She's a cutie pie!
See? I told you so. [a condor swoops in, grabs her, flies off far away]
That's weird. Let's all reflect on these lessons on our way home tonight.
Well, everyone, back to the alley.
You're living in an alley?
Well, sure. We sold our house to you. I got dibs on the cardboard box!
This is awful. I've got to find them a place to live. But where can I find a gigantic house with 30 extra bedrooms? Where? Think, think, think!
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Too much salt in my spinach puffs?
No, no! Your house!
Right!
Whoa, Nelly! Let's not overreact. You wanna lose your dream house? That house is gonna get us the big thumbs up from Papi.
If I lose the house, I'll let Papi down. I can't let Papi down.
But you tricked Rudy out of that house!
Oh, my! It's true! I took away Rudy's home!
Hey! You got that house fair and square!
Yeah, but he cheated his best friend!
No, he didn't!
Yes, I did! I gotta do the right thing. [runs over to Rudy] Rudy, let's talk real estate.
Rats, my eyes are closed.
Big load of happy, coming through!
Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)
Dear Papi, remember how I've never been able to meet the right girl? Uh, any girl? Well, I finally found the woman of my dreams. She's everything you could want in a woman and more. Don't get too excited. We'll take it nice and slow at first. And we'll get married in a fancy ceremony and have lots and lots of kids. - Love, Kronk.
Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? Well, I got news for you. Good news. I finally got that big house on a hill you've always wanted me to have. It's really great. You're gonna love it. It's got all the amenities. Swimming pool, golf course… The windmill's a killer. And my favorite part of all. Pancake junction! I even built a cozy little guest wing just for you. Yep. Just a big, serious house for a big, serious guy. Like me. That's who I am.
Doing good cost me my dream house. And then… (Mata: Don't tell me.) It cost me my girl. (Mata: I said, don't tell me.) These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, other than my fragile heart… Before she walked out of my life.
I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold.
My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." But I digress. It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. I always saved the best stop for last, to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity.
Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him.
Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight.
Shut up! Whoo! Could she be crazier? Cuckoo! You see what's going on here, don't you, folks? Here's a hint. You got sewer slime, fancy packaging, crazy laugh like a demon from the bowels of the earth. It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!
So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace.