Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me!
Kronk
Patrick Warburton · 24 quotes
Yzma
Eartha Kitt · 9 quotes
Kuzco
David Spade · 5 quotes
Miss Birdwell
Tracey Ullman · 5 quotes
Rudy
John Fiedler · 5 quotes
Tipo
5 quotes
Ipi
4 quotes
Mata
4 quotes
Chaca
3 quotes
Chicha
Wendie Malick · 3 quotes
Hildy
3 quotes
Pacha
John Goodman · 3 quotes
Papi
John Mahoney · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kronk & Miss Birdwell (5), Kronk & Rudy (4), Kronk & Tipo (4)
Kronk's New Groove quotes
Page 3 of 3Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzma's Young and Beautiful!
Welcome to my new secret lab! Souvenir photo? (Kronk: Rats, my eyes are closed.) Follow me! (Kronk: Whoa, looks like someone's been busy.) I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet.
What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work. [opens the drawer but finds there are no spoons] We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for.
Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull?
You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything.