John Mahoney movie quotes

View Quote [sternly] Step outside, Mansley.

View Quote Go to Code Red! Repeat, Code Red!

View Quote George: This is Nautilus. What's the Giant's current position?
Rick: [through radio] 67.71972 degrees west by 44.50177 degrees north.
Robert: Locked and loaded.
Annie: [caressing Hogarth] Oh, my baby, I'm so sorry.
Hogarth: [regains consciousness; to Dean] Stop the car.
Annie: [surprised] Hogarth! Oh, my God! Honey, you're all right!
Hogarth: Go back! We've gotta help him!
Dean: Are you crazy, kid? You're lucky to be alive. We're taking you to a hospital. [sees the Army; stops truck.]
Rick: Everyone, out of the car! We are to evacuate the area. [pulling Dean of out the truck]
Dean: What are you talking about? We gotta get this boy to a hospital.
Rick: What boy?
Dean: [sees the truck is empty; alarmed] Hogarth!
[Hogarth runs up to Giant as Dean and Annie look on.]
Annie: [worried] Hogarth, no!
[Giant targets the battleship as Hogarth arrives to stop him.]
Hogarth: Hey! No! STOP!
[Giant turns to Hogarth and he shoots to sky, narrowly missing the battleship, as the army reacts in shock. Kent looks at General Rogard.]
General Rogard: [to Nautilus, through radio] This is General Rogard. Ready the attack and prepare to retreat to the fallback position.
Annie: No! No! Stop! My son is out there!
[camera cuts to Hogarth as Giant points his weapon at him.]
Hogarth: No, wait! It's me, Hogarth. Remember? It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. [braces for impact] Choose.
Giant: [his eyes return to normal] Hogarth. [returns to his normal form, feeling regretful, as he moans.]
Hogarth: It's okay, It's okay. We gotta show them you're good.
[Giant turns around, and the camera cuts to inside the Nautilus submarine.]
John: Nautilus to Rogard. Missile armed and ready.
General Rogard: What are you saying? He's friendly?
Dean: Yes! Attacking him is triggering a defense mechanism.
Kent: Don't listen, General! Destroy the monster while we still have the chance!
[soldiers arm their rifles, after hear the Giant's footsteps]
Dean: General, you shoot now, and the whole thing starts all over again!
Kent: Stop it now, General! Our future's at stake!
Rick: Orders, sir?
Dean: Which is why you have got to stop, General!
Rick: [alarmed] It's getting closer! Orders, sir?!
Hogarth: Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Annie: Hogarth!
General Rogard: Hold your fire! The boy's alive?
Kent: It's a trick; Launch the missile!
General Rogard: Are you mad, Mansley? All units, stand down! Rogard to Nautilus. Come in, Nautilus.
[Giant angrily stares at Kent for knocking Hogarth unconscious, and Kent is alarmed]
John: [through radio] This is Nautilus, standing by.
Kent: [snatches radio; screaming] LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
[Nautilus captain pushes the red button, launching the missile up to the sky.]
General Rogard: [grabs Kent by his trench coat] [angrily] That missile is TARGETED TO THE GIANT'S CURRENT POSITION! WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!
Kent: [sees the Giant holding Hogarth in his hands standing behind him] Wha--? Ohhhh....W-W-We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we hur--
General Rogard: There's no way to survive this, YOU IDIOT!
Kent: [shocked] You mean... we're all going to--?
General Rogard: To die, Mansley. For our country.
Kent: [his last words; alarmed] Screw our country, I wanna live! [shoves a soldier out of a jeep and starts to drive away, but the Giant stops him by blocking his jeep with his hand.]
General Rogard: Hold him, men. [Soldiers aim their rifles at Kent.] Make sure he stays here, like a good soldier.
[an air raid siren goes off and the crowd gets worried and scared. Giant puts Hogarth down then he walks up to Annie and hugs her.]
Hogarth: [shocked] Oh, no. [looks to where the missile is heading.]
Giant: Hmm.
Hogarth: It's the missile. When it comes down, everyone will die. [Annie places her hand on Hogarth's shoulder.]
Man: There it is! [the crowd sees the missile up in the sky as Giant looks at it then he looks to crowd knowing that the missile will kill everyone, and bravely looks at the missile.]
Annie: Shouldn't we get to a shelter?
Dean: [shaking his head] It wouldn't matter.
Giant: I fix. [Hogarth feels surprised and he walks up to Giant.]
Hogarth: Giant? [Giant kneels down and gently places his finger at him.]
Giant: Hogarth. You stay. I go. [gently lifts Hogarth's chin, and sadly waves his other finger] No following. [backs slowly]
Hogarth: [softly] I love you.
[The Giant takes off as Hogarth looks on and Annie comforts him. As the missile starts to descend, the Giant flies up into outer space, aiming himself towards it, to save the town.]
Hogarth: [through memory] You are who you choose to be.
Giant: [last word; heroically] Superman...
[The Giant closes his eyes and flies straight into the missile, which explodes in a massive atomic fireball, as Annie, Dean and Hogarth shield their eyes from the blinding light. The townspeople and soldiers cheer as Rogard solemnly removes his helmet in respect for the Giant's sacrifice]
General Rogard: [solemnly] Let's go home.

View Quote Your grandfather was always bending my ear with stories about that book. I didn't buy it for a minute! So finally I got fed up and made a bet with the old coot. I said, "Thatch, if you ever actually find that so-called journal, not only will I finance the expedition, but I'll kiss you full on the mouth!" Imagine my embarrassment when he found the darn thing.

View Quote Your grandad had a saying: "Our lives are measured by the gifts we leave our children." This journal is his gift to you. Atlantis is waiting.

View Quote Your grandfather was a great man, Milo. You probably don't realize how great. Those buffoons at the museum...dragged him down, made a laughing stock of him. He died a broken man. If I could bring back just one shred of proof...that'd be enough for me.

View Quote Papi: Well, you know what this means, if they're finishing each other's sentences…
Mata: Then it must be true love.

View Quote Kronk: Machu Picchu!
Rudy: [running over to Kronk, in his Mrs. Kronk disguise] Kronky-wonky! [jumps into his hands]
Kronk: Rudy!
Papi: Who is this?
Rudy: Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Papi: Kronker!
Kronk: Right, I'll go check on dinner. [drops Rudy and dashes into the kitchen]
Rudy: [annoyingly enters the kitchen] Hey, is that any way to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk?
Chicha: I thought I was the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Rudy: Look at us. Putting on dresses. Pretending to be women.
Pacha: [enters the kitchen] Kronk, what are you doing?!
Kronk: Dinner rush. I've got four specials and I've got a party of ten coming at 8:30.
Rudy, Chicha, and Pacha: Kronk!
Papi: Kronk? [Kronk screams and runs back into the kitchen] Kronk! [follows him into the kitchen] Let me get this straight. She's Mrs. Kronk, and she's Mrs. Kronk? [points to Chicha; to Rudy in disguise]
Kronk: Papi, I can explain.
Girl: I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk.
Boy: Ow. You're stepping on my face.
Kronk: Or maybe not.
Papi: Is there anyone in this town who isn't Mrs. Kronk?
Ipi, Hildy, and Topo: Daddy!
Kronk: How about them?
Papi: Who are they?
Ipi, Hildy, and Topo: We're Kronk's adorable kids!
Kronk: Oh!
Pacha, Papi, Rudy, and Chicha: Kronk!
Marge and Tina: Sweetheart!
Kronk: Tina?! Marge?!
Marge: Marge.
Tina: Tina.
Mata: Oy.
Papi: Kronk!
Kronk: Well, at least that's everybody.
Kuzco: Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice.
Kronk: Kuzco?
Kuzco: How you doing, hot stuff?
Kronk: [horrified] Hot stuff?! [holds up a sign reading, "Uh-oh"]

View Quote Kronk: Papi, I have a confession. I'm not who you think I am. I'm just a humble fry cook. And head delivery boy. That's not all. Chicha's not my wife. None of these folks are my wives. And these aren't my kids. Not even the ones who really are kids. Yeah, and that big house up on the hill, that's not mine either. And Pachita not even a woman. [Pacha takes off his woman's hat disguise] I lied to you, Papi. I just wanted you to be proud of me. I just wanted to get one of these. [holds up a thumbs up] But all I ever got from you was… [Papi gives him a scowled look on his face] Yeah, that. I'm a failure. The truth is I've got nothing.
Chaca: [walks up to him] But Kronk, you've got us.
Kronk: And I wouldn't trade you guys for anything.
Papi: Well, that would explain why you don't have anything.
Rudy: For your information, Kronk used to have a big house.
Ipi: On a hill.
Topo: But he gave it away to us old folks.
Chaca: And he had a girlfriend too. They baked us raisin bread.
Mata: He gave up all those things to protect his friends.
Kronk: You were actually listening to my stories?
Mata: I was weeping on the inside.
Kronk: Wait a second. I really wouldn't trade you guys for anything. Not even for a thumbs up. You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is… I've got everything.
Papi: Not yet, you don't. [gives his son a thumbs up and smiles] I'm proud of you, son.

View Quote John Shaughnessy: Listen to me Marty, it's a mistake to stick your thumbs in the eyes of the most powerful people in the city.
Martin: I'm not aiming for their eyes.
John Shaughnessy: Don't **** with me, Marty.

View Quote Martin: Mr. Pinero has never been convicted of anything. Cops jumped him, he was left bleeding in the snow. It's a miracle he survived. Having said that, I am not opposed to a settlement.
John Shaughnessy: A million-five and Pinero leaves the state.
Martin: You can't limit a citizen's right to live wherever he wants to. Legally, that's unenforceable.
John Shaughnessy: Whether or not it's enforceable or just a gentleman's agreement, Mr. Pinero will know what we want.

View Quote Martin: [to Shaughnessy in court] It's confusing to me because I have document here from your office that says last year Michael O'Donnell spoke to the supervisor of that unit over a period of two weeks explaining to him - in graphic detail - of the sexual abuse he suffered at the hands of Archbishop Rushman. Isn't it also true, Mr. State's attorney, that your "friend" Archbishop Rushman was not going to stand trial for any of it? He owed you big time. You must've been very pissed off when he pulled out of the South River construction deal. What happened? He finally said "I can't take it anymore" and you said "no". You and your investors had sixty millions reasons to kill him!
Janet: Objection!
Judge Miriam Shoat: Sustained! You're out of order, Mr. Vail!
Martin: [whispering under his breath] That's for Joey Pinero.
John Shaughnessy: [whispering to Vail] You son of a bitch!