John Fiedler movie quotes

View Quote I may be small, but in a BIG way!

View Quote Oh, d-d-dear!

View Quote Wonderful!

View Quote Ipi: Does this look like a rash to you?
Topi: [looking around for his dentures] Has anybody seen my teeth?
Hildy: Oy! My aching knee.
Rudy: [sighs] I sure wish there was some way to stop getting old.
Hildy: If only they could put youth in a bottle. [sighs] I'd pay anything for that.
Ipi: Again with the youth potion. How many times do I have to tell you, there's no such thing!
Hildy: But if there were...
Ipi: But there's not!
Hildy: I said, if!
Ipi: If, schmiff!

View Quote Kronk: Rudy, Yzma's youth potion is a fake. She cheated you. [Rudy looks at his reflection, realizing he's still the same. He looks at the fake potion] And I cheated you too. I'm sorry. [Rudy pats him on the shoulder, making him feel better] I guess we better go tell the others.
Rudy: [gasps in realization] The others! I almost forgot! They're about to elect Yzma emperor!
Kronk: I never knew that was an elective office.
Crowd: Yzma for emperor!
Yzma: Thank you, thank you! I'd like to thank all the little people, but what do they matter? What matters is me, me, me! And when you elect me as your new emperor, I'm going to be on top of the world!
Kronk: Stop this charade!
Rudy: Yzma's youth potion is a fake!
Yzma: [through gritted teeth] Kronk, what are you doing?!
Kronk: I want you all to look at Rudy and tell me what you see.
Hildy: Whoo, that is one hot hunk of man!
Kronk: [pulls down a level chart of Rudy's age] He's in his golden years. Not getting any younger. Chronologically challenged. [holds up an hourglass]
Rudy: I got wrinkles, bunions, ear hair! I'm still OLD!
Topo: Hey, he's right. I'm still old too!
Ipi: Me too! And Hildy looks like…
Hildy: Uh-uh-uh, don't even!
Crowd: [outraged] Yzma's a crook! Yzma's a witch!
Yzma: [laughs nervously] Would you excuse me a moment? [runs away]
Ipi: She's getting away!

View Quote [The seniors have surrounded Yzma at the bridge after chasing her]
Yzma: [standing on the edge of the bridge] Back off, or I'll jump! [looks down below, seeing alligators and piranhas in the ravine] Wait, that can't be right.
Kronk: Okay. Why don't we all just take a step back? Not you, Yzma. [Yzma grumbles annoyingly]
Rudy: She stole everything we have!
Ipi: Yeah, we didn't chase her all the way down here for nothing! Nice moves back there, Hildy.
Hildy: Oh! What about you? Pouncing like a wildcat.
Rudy: Hey, I just realized something. We chased Yzma all the way down here.
Ipi: Didn't I just cover that?
Rudy: Don't you see? We're busting moves like a bunch of teenagers!
Ipi: So, what you're saying is, even though the potion was fake, we're only as old we feel.
Kronk: That's almost like you should (all) thank Yzma for robbing you of every last cent. [laughs; then realizes] Wait, that can't be right.
Ipi: Let's get her!
Yzma: Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion]
Seniors and Rudy: Ooh!
Kronk: Your cough medicine?
Yzma: No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me! [cackles evilly and then starts to choke]
Ipi: GET HER!
[Yzma drinks her potion and turns transforms into a cute bunny rabbit]
Seniors and Rudy: Aww. How cute! She's a cutie pie!
Yzma: See? I told you so. [a condor swoops in, grabs her, flies off far away]
Kronk: That's weird. Let's all reflect on these lessons on our way home tonight.
Rudy: Well, everyone, back to the alley.
Kronk: You're living in an alley?
Rudy: Well, sure. We sold our house to you. I got dibs on the cardboard box!
Kronk: This is awful. I've got to find them a place to live. But where can I find a gigantic house with 30 extra bedrooms? Where? Think, think, think!
Angel Kronk: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kronk: Too much salt in my spinach puffs?
Angel Kronk: No, no! Your house!
Kronk: Right!
Devil Kronk: Whoa, Nelly! Let's not overreact. You wanna lose your dream house? That house is gonna get us the big thumbs up from Papi.
Kronk: If I lose the house, I'll let Papi down. I can't let Papi down.
Angel Kronk: But you tricked Rudy out of that house!
Kronk: Oh, my! It's true! I took away Rudy's home!
Devil Kronk: Hey! You got that house fair and square!
Angel Kronk: Yeah, but he cheated his best friend!
Devil Kronk: No, he didn't!
Kronk: [grabs Devil Kronk by the throat] Yes, I did! I gotta do the right thing. [runs over to Rudy] Rudy, let's talk real estate.

View Quote Rabbit, Pooh, Tigger, Piglet: [thinking Lumpy captures Roo, so they lasso him] In the name of Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Roo: No! Lumpy! [hops on Lumpy's head] Leave him alone!
Kanga: Wait!
Roo: You're scaring him!
Kanga: Rabbit, what on Earth are you doing?
Rabbit: We're rescuing Roo from the heffalump!
Roo: Wait, no, stop! You don't understand!
Rabbit: What? Now, see here, Roo...!
Kanga: Ahem. Rabbit, let him finish please.
Roo: We were wrong about the heffalumps. They're not scary creatures. Lumpy is my friend. He's just like us. He gets afraid.
Piglet: [releases the rope] Oh!
Roo: He likes honey.
Pooh: [releases the rope] Oh!
Roo: And he even learned how to bounce.
Tigger: [releases the rope, instead holds his tail] Oh, look at that.
Roo: So, you gotta uncapture him!
[Rabbit releases the rope and signs]

View Quote Rabbit: Alright?! [Opens the doors, to everyones] What?
Tigger: [Everybody's talks at once to Rabbit about their experiences with the mysterious sound] Rabbit!
Pooh: Thank goodness you're alright.
Piglet: It came at me in the dark!?
Roo: I heard this really neat sound!
Tigger: It was terrible!
Rabbit: What's this all about?
Tigger: It chilled me to the bone!
Roo: I was asleep...
Rabbit: Alright!
Pooh: There's somethin' like this.
Rabbit: [overwhelms; pushes the honeypots] ONE AT A TIMMMMMME!? [everyone stops and sighs] Thank you. Now what is goin'...?
Tigger: [interrupts] Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
Rabbit: Er, Tigger?
Tigger: There I was, sleepin', dreamin' Tiggerish dreams... and suddenly, everything starts shakin', and there's stuff fallin' everywhere! And then, it stops! And I look around. And there it wasn't, my most "favoritest" family portrait. [sobs] It was clean gone.
Pooh: Did it look something like this, Tigger? [pulls the portrait off Tigger's head]
Tigger: [sniffs] Yeah, it was... Actually, it had a little less Pooh in it. [We see a hole in the picture, and we see Pooh's face in it]
Rabbit: I see. [clears throat] And, uh, Pooh Bear, what about you?
Pooh: Well, whatever it was, it ate my honey. Oh...
Roo: And-- [Some honey falls on his face from the pot] Aw!
Pooh: Well, actually, I ate my honey. But it made me do it.
Rabbit: Humph.
Roo: I was asleep in bed, and I heard this neat trumpety sound, and--
Rabbit: Thank you, Roo. Very good. [clears throat] Now, Piglet, tell us what happened to you.
Piglet: Actually, I-I-I'd like very much to forget.
Rabbit: Well, what we have here is a mystery of the most mysterious kind.
[As they're talking, Roo sees a butterfly land on a large hole on the grass. Roo goes over to the hole.]
Roo: [gasps] Wow!. H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery]
Tigger: [points] It's a swimming pool.
Eeyore: The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Piglet: Oh, m-m-m-my!
Roo: It looks like a footprint.
Tigger: That's "impossibibble."
Rabbit: A footprint, indeed. Anyone can see it's only a... a... a...
[Everyone screams except Roo and Eeyore. We then see four big round footprints in the same area.]
Pooh: Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that... big?
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be. [inhales] A Heffalump. [Tigger, Pooh and Piglet all gasps]
Roo: Excuse me. What's a heffalump?
Rabbit & Tigger: What's a heffalump?!
Rabbit: Hem hem. [singing] Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
Tigger: It's got fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Rabbit: Claws on its paws are sharp as a tack.
Tigger: And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back.
Roo: Out of its back?
Rabbit: Of course, Roo. Precisely.
Tigger: "Exact-tickally." Cause its bottom is up and its top's really down.
Rabbit: So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round.
Tigger: Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree.
Rabbit: Imagine gigantic.
Tigger: And times it by three.
[We see a fantasy scene where we see giant heffalumps chasing them, eating their food and crushing houses.]
Rabbit: It clomps here and there.
Tigger: And it stomps to and fro.
Rabbit: It's got three horns above.
Tigger: And eleven below!
Piglet: Those are its good points.
Pooh: There's much more to know...
All: About the dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, horribly hazardous Heffalumps!
Roo: Wow, neat!
Rabbit: Neat?! It's most certainly not neat! [singing] Everyone knows they lurk and they creep.
Tigger: The best time to see one is when it's asleep.
Rabbit: If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump...
Tigger: You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee.
Rabbit: And which part is lump!
Singers: They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust. They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust. The worst part of all is...
Roo: They're different from us?
All: They're... the... dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, fiercely ferociously, mostly atrociously, horribly hazardous... HEFFALUMPS!
Roo: Yeah! [The fantasy ends, and they are all back in the wood. They all sigh in relief.]
Rabbit: And they live right over there. [points to another forest over a fence] Heffalump Hollow.

View Quote Pooh: Um... Piglet?
Piglet: Yes, Pooh?
Pooh: Why are you setting out little pink jelly beans?
Piglet: I've been leaving a trail so we can find our way back from the Heffalump expedition.
Pooh: [freezes and realizes] Oh, bother.
Piglet: Oh, no. [gasps] WE'RE... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!! [the cameras zooms out in fastest]

View Quote Piglet: I'm looking down, p-p-p-Pooh.
Tigger: Hellooooo!
Roo: Hey Tigger, it's Pooh and Piglet! Pooh! Piglet!
Winnie the Pooh: Why, it's only Tigger and Roo. Come on.

View Quote The Narrator: Now, Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. And Piglet loved it very much.
Piglet: [as he's sweeping the leaves on the ground] Yes. Oops. You see its been in the family a long time, a... it belonged to my grandfather. Oh, that's his name up there, "Trespassers Will", that's short for a...Trespassers William.
The Narrator: Trespassers William?
Piglet: Yes, and Grandma, she called him TW. That's even shorter.
The Narrator: Yes, yes, yes, and on this blustery day...
Piglet: [gets caught by a leaf bigger than him] Whoa!
The Narrator: ...the wind was giving you a bit of a bother.
Piglet: Now, you've been here before. I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. It's the leaves that are coming.

View Quote [Owl's Tree crashes to the ground]
Piglet: Oh dear, oh dear, dear!
Owl: [pops up] Well, I say! Someone hasn't - [Winnie the Pooh pops up as well] Pooh. Did you do it?
Winnie the Pooh: [shakes his head] I don't think so.
The Narrator: As soon as Christopher Robin heard of the disaster, he hurried to the scene of Owl's misfortune.
Christopher Robin: What a pity. Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it.
Eeyore: If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one.
Christopher Robin: That's a very good idea, Eeyore.
Eeyore: It might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one.