RP Rabbit, Pooh, Tigger, Piglet
[thinking Lumpy captures Roo, so they lasso him]
In the name of Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
No! Lumpy! [hops on Lumpy's head] Leave him alone!
Rabbit, what on Earth are you doing?
We're rescuing Roo from the heffalump!
Wait, no, stop! You don't understand!
What? Now, see here, Roo...!
Ahem. Rabbit, let him finish please.
We were wrong about the heffalumps. They're not scary creatures. Lumpy is my friend. He's just like us. He gets afraid.
Piglet [releases the rope]
Oh!
And he even learned how to bounce.
[releases the rope, instead holds his tail]
Oh, look at that.
So, you gotta uncapture him!
[Rabbit releases the rope and signs]
Alright?! [Opens the doors, to everyones] What?
[Everybody's talks at once to Rabbit about their experiences with the mysterious sound]
Rabbit!
Thank goodness you're alright.
Piglet It came at me in the dark!?
I heard this really neat sound!
It chilled me to the bone!
There's somethin' like this.
[overwhelms; pushes the honeypots]
ONE AT A TIMMMMMME!? [everyone stops and sighs] Thank you. Now what is goin'...?
[interrupts]
Oh, oh, me! Pick me! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me!
There I was, sleepin', dreamin' Tiggerish dreams... and suddenly, everything starts shakin', and there's stuff fallin' everywhere! And then, it stops! And I look around. And there it wasn't, my most "favoritest" family portrait. [sobs] It was clean gone.
Did it look something like this, Tigger? [pulls the portrait off Tigger's head]
[sniffs]
Yeah, it was... Actually, it had a little less Pooh in it. [We see a hole in the picture, and we see Pooh's face in it]
I see. [clears throat] And, uh, Pooh Bear, what about you?
Well, whatever it was, it ate my honey. Oh...
And-- [Some honey falls on his face from the pot] Aw!
Well, actually, I ate my honey. But it made me do it.
I was asleep in bed, and I heard this neat trumpety sound, and--
Thank you, Roo. Very good. [clears throat] Now, Piglet, tell us what happened to you.
Piglet Actually, I-I-I'd like very much to forget.
Well, what we have here is a mystery of the most mysterious kind.
[As they're talking, Roo sees a butterfly land on a large hole on the grass. Roo goes over to the hole.] [gasps]
Wow!. H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery] [points]
It's a swimming pool.
E Eeyore
The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Piglet Oh, m-m-m-my!
It looks like a footprint.
A footprint, indeed. Anyone can see it's only a... a... a...
[Everyone screams except Roo and Eeyore. We then see four big round footprints in the same area.]
Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that... big?
There's only one thing it could be. [inhales] A Heffalump. [Tigger, Pooh and Piglet all gasps]
Excuse me. What's a heffalump?
RT Rabbit & Tigger
What's a heffalump?!
Hem hem. [singing] Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
It's got fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Claws on its paws are sharp as a tack.
And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back.
Of course, Roo. Precisely.
"Exact-tickally." Cause its bottom is up and its top's really down.
So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round.
Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree.
[We see a fantasy scene where we see giant heffalumps chasing them, eating their food and crushing houses.]
It clomps here and there.
And it stomps to and fro.
It's got three horns above.
Piglet Those are its good points.
There's much more to know...
A All
About the dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, horribly hazardous Heffalumps!
Neat?! It's most certainly not neat! [singing] Everyone knows they lurk and they creep.
The best time to see one is when it's asleep.
If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump...
You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee.
S Singers
They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust. They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust. The worst part of all is...
They're different from us?
A All
They're... the... dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, fiercely ferociously, mostly atrociously, horribly hazardous... HEFFALUMPS!
Yeah! [The fantasy ends, and they are all back in the wood. They all sigh in relief.]
And they live right over there. [points to another forest over a fence] Heffalump Hollow.
