Roo This is Lumpy! He's a Heffalump!
And it's got Roo too!
Stop him!
Played by Nikita Hopkins 
Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) · 15 quotes
Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005) · 15 quotes
Most-quoted character in Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005): in 8 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Lumpy (4), Rabbit (3), Tigger (3)
Scenes with Roo
8 scenes Roo Roo [Roo tries to break Lumpy free out of the trap, but fails, because he is not strong enough]
Oh, Lumpy. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
I want my mummy.
Rabbit, Pooh, Tigger, Piglet
[thinking Lumpy captures Roo, so they lasso him]
In the name of Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Roo No! Lumpy! [hops on Lumpy's head] Leave him alone!
Wait!
Roo You're scaring him!
Rabbit, what on Earth are you doing?
We're rescuing Roo from the heffalump!
Roo Wait, no, stop! You don't understand!
What? Now, see here, Roo...!
Ahem. Rabbit, let him finish please.
Roo We were wrong about the heffalumps. They're not scary creatures. Lumpy is my friend. He's just like us. He gets afraid.
Roo He likes honey.
Roo And he even learned how to bounce.
Roo So, you gotta uncapture him!
[Rabbit releases the rope and signs]
Mama Heffalump
Roo, can you hear me, love? Now don't be frightened. I'm Lumpy's mummy.
Roo Here I am. Right here.
Mama Heffalump
Don't you worry, love. Just leave it to me.
Alright?! [Opens the doors, to everyones] What?
[Everybody's talks at once to Rabbit about their experiences with the mysterious sound]
Rabbit!
Thank goodness you're alright.
It came at me in the dark!?
Roo I heard this really neat sound!
It was terrible!
What's this all about?
It chilled me to the bone!
Roo I was asleep...
Alright!
There's somethin' like this.
[overwhelms; pushes the honeypots]
ONE AT A TIMMMMMME!? [everyone stops and sighs] Thank you. Now what is goin'...?
Er, Tigger?
There I was, sleepin', dreamin' Tiggerish dreams... and suddenly, everything starts shakin', and there's stuff fallin' everywhere! And then, it stops! And I look around. And there it wasn't, my most "favoritest" family portrait. [sobs] It was clean gone.
Did it look something like this, Tigger? [pulls the portrait off Tigger's head]
[sniffs]
Yeah, it was... Actually, it had a little less Pooh in it. [We see a hole in the picture, and we see Pooh's face in it]
I see. [clears throat] And, uh, Pooh Bear, what about you?
Well, whatever it was, it ate my honey. Oh...
Roo And-- [Some honey falls on his face from the pot] Aw!
Well, actually, I ate my honey. But it made me do it.
Humph.
Roo I was asleep in bed, and I heard this neat trumpety sound, and--
Thank you, Roo. Very good. [clears throat] Now, Piglet, tell us what happened to you.
Actually, I-I-I'd like very much to forget.
Well, what we have here is a mystery of the most mysterious kind.
Roo [As they're talking, Roo sees a butterfly land on a large hole on the grass. Roo goes over to the hole.] [gasps]
Wow!. H-hey everybody, look what I found!
[Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet and Eeyore come over to look at Roo's discovery] [points]
It's a swimming pool.
Eeyore
The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.
Oh, m-m-m-my!
Roo It looks like a footprint.
That's "impossibibble."
A footprint, indeed. Anyone can see it's only a... a... a...
[Everyone screams except Roo and Eeyore. We then see four big round footprints in the same area.]
Rabbit, what sort of creature do you suppose would be attached to a foot that... big?
There's only one thing it could be. [inhales] A Heffalump. [Tigger, Pooh and Piglet all gasps]
Roo Excuse me. What's a heffalump?
Rabbit & Tigger
What's a heffalump?!
Hem hem. [singing] Everyone knows what a heffalump's like.
It's got fiery eyes and a tail on its spike.
Claws on its paws are sharp as a tack.
And wing-a-ma-things coming out of its back.
Roo Out of its back?
Of course, Roo. Precisely.
"Exact-tickally." Cause its bottom is up and its top's really down.
So its nose is its tail or the other way 'round.
Yeah, and it's wide as a river and tall as a tree.
Imagine gigantic.
And times it by three.
[We see a fantasy scene where we see giant heffalumps chasing them, eating their food and crushing houses.]
It clomps here and there.
And it stomps to and fro.
It's got three horns above.
And eleven below!
Those are its good points.
There's much more to know...
All
About the dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, horribly hazardous Heffalumps!
Roo Wow, neat!
Neat?! It's most certainly not neat! [singing] Everyone knows they lurk and they creep.
The best time to see one is when it's asleep.
If you sneak up behind it and get it to jump...
You can tell which part's Heffa-hee-hee.
And which part is lump!
Singers
They'll steal all your honey and eat your last crust. They'll stomp on your house till it's nothing but dust. The worst part of all is...
Roo They're different from us?
All
They're... the... dreadfully dreaded, thoroughly three-headed, fiercely ferociously, mostly atrociously, horribly hazardous... HEFFALUMPS!
Roo Yeah! [The fantasy ends, and they are all back in the wood. They all sigh in relief.]
And they live right over there. [points to another forest over a fence] Heffalump Hollow.
Now you gotta catch me.
Roo I really need to go, 'cause...
Aw. How come?
Roo Because... I've gotta catch a heffalump.
Oh, really?
[Lumpy pounces Roo out of the mill and reveals himself to be a young playful elephant-like creature]
You can catch me. I'm a heffalump.
Roo A heffalump?
Roo But you can't be.
Actually, I am.
Roo If you're a Heffalump... then where's your horns and spiky tail?
I don't know. Wow, a spiky tail. I wish I had one.
Roo Are you sure you're a heffalump?
My mummy says I am.
Roo Well, if you are a heffalump, then in the name of the Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Okay!
I think I'd better go home now.
Roo Why?
'Cause I'm not supposed to go in that part of the woods. Scary things live there.
Roo Huh? That's where I live. There aren't any scary things there.
Are too. There's a stripy thing that bounces and it goes hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Roo Whoa! No, no, that's Tigger. You're wrong about him. He's great.
And there's this little pig monster that squeals and shrieks all the time. And it will get you if you don't watch out.
Roo Oh no. [giggles] You're wrong about Piglet too. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
And then there's that loud thing. He's got long ears. And he yells at everybody.
Roo Yeah, you're kind of right about Rabbit. But he's okay, once you get to know him.
Roo Lumpster?
Yeah?
Roo You're not captured anymore.
Yay!
