A scene from Kronk's New Groove 2005
Yzma
[The seniors have surrounded Yzma at the bridge after chasing her] [standing on the edge of the bridge]

Back off, or I'll jump! [looks down below, seeing alligators and piranhas in the ravine] Wait, that can't be right.

Kronk

Okay. Why don't we all just take a step back? Not you, Yzma. [Yzma grumbles annoyingly]

Rudy

She stole everything we have!

Ipi

Yeah, we didn't chase her all the way down here for nothing! Nice moves back there, Hildy.

Hildy

Oh! What about you? Pouncing like a wildcat.

Rudy

Hey, I just realized something. We chased Yzma all the way down here.

Ipi

Didn't I just cover that?

Rudy

Don't you see? We're busting moves like a bunch of teenagers!

Ipi

So, what you're saying is, even though the potion was fake, we're only as old we feel.

Kronk

That's almost like you should (all) thank Yzma for robbing you of every last cent. [laughs; then realizes] Wait, that can't be right.

Ipi

Let's get her!

Yzma

Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion]

Seniors and Rudy

Ooh!

Kronk

Your cough medicine?

Yzma

No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me! [cackles evilly and then starts to choke]

Ipi

GET HER!

Seniors and Rudy
[Yzma drinks her potion and turns transforms into a cute bunny rabbit]

Aww. How cute! She's a cutie pie!

Yzma

See? I told you so. [a condor swoops in, grabs her, flies off far away]

Kronk

That's weird. Let's all reflect on these lessons on our way home tonight.

Rudy

Well, everyone, back to the alley.

Kronk

You're living in an alley?

Rudy

Well, sure. We sold our house to you. I got dibs on the cardboard box!

Kronk

This is awful. I've got to find them a place to live. But where can I find a gigantic house with 30 extra bedrooms? Where? Think, think, think!

Angel Kronk

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Kronk

Too much salt in my spinach puffs?

Angel Kronk

No, no! Your house!

Kronk

Right!

Devil Kronk

Whoa, Nelly! Let's not overreact. You wanna lose your dream house? That house is gonna get us the big thumbs up from Papi.

Kronk

If I lose the house, I'll let Papi down. I can't let Papi down.

Angel Kronk

But you tricked Rudy out of that house!

Kronk

Oh, my! It's true! I took away Rudy's home!

Devil Kronk

Hey! You got that house fair and square!

Angel Kronk

Yeah, but he cheated his best friend!

Devil Kronk

No, he didn't!

Kronk
[grabs Devil Kronk by the throat]

Yes, I did! I gotta do the right thing. [runs over to Rudy] Rudy, let's talk real estate.

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