Snatch quotes

121 total quotes

'Cousin' Avi
Brick Top
Bullet Tooth Tony

View Quote Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Drop the gun, fat boy.

View Quote (to the 3 black robbers) **** you! (to borris who comes in the other side of him telling him to give the stone) ya know what... **** you too!

View Quote Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?
Errol: I think we should drip dry 'em, Guv'nor. While we've got the chance.
Brick Top: [exasperated] It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

View Quote You took the ****ing jam out of my doughnut Tommy! You did!

View Quote Various characters: [regarding Boris The Blade] Sneaky ****in' Russian.

View Quote As it turns out the sweet talking tatoo sporting pikey was a Gypsy bareknuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

View Quote Russians. Anti-semite cossack sluts.

View Quote Tyrone: Look, are we gonna rob this bookies or what?
Sol: Yes, big man.
Tyrone: What are we waiting for anyway?
Sol: We are waiting for a man with four fingers, carrying a briefcase, Tyrone.
Tyrone: And why's that?
Sol: Because the deal is, the Russian gets the case, we get the money.
Tyrone: What's in the case?
Vinny: Oh for ****'s sake, Tyrone, just concentrate on the steering wheel.

View Quote Shut and sit down you big bald ****.(Talking to doug the head after he found out franky four fingers was at a bookies)

View Quote You show me how to control a wild ****ing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

View Quote Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

View Quote Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?

View Quote Errol: ****face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
Turkish: ****face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

View Quote Brick Top: Gimme that ****ing shooter.
Pikey: [Rolls down window] I'll give you that ****ing shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]

View Quote Ah, save yeh breath for coolin' yeh porridge.