I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor.
It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.
Turkish
Jason Statham · 40 quotes
'Cousin' Avi
Dennis Farina · 22 quotes
Bullet Tooth Tony
Vinnie Jones · 21 quotes
Brick Top
Alan Ford · 19 quotes
Vinny
Robbie Gee · 17 quotes
Tommy
Stephen Graham · 16 quotes
Sol
Lennie James · 15 quotes
Doug the Head
Mike Reid · 7 quotes
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov
Rade Šerbedžija · 5 quotes
Errol
Andy Beckwith · 5 quotes
Tyrone
Ade · 5 quotes
Detective
3 quotes
Gorgeous George
Adam Fogerty · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Turkish & Tommy (12), Vinny & Sol (12), Bullet Tooth Tony & 'Cousin' Avi (9)
Snatch quotes
Page 6 of 9Not many people are named after a plane crash.
What do you think, Errol?
I think we should drip dry 'em, Guv'nor. While we've got the chance.
Various characters
[regarding Boris The Blade]
Sneaky ****in' Russian.
Russians. Anti-semite cossack sluts.
Look, are we gonna rob this bookies or what?
Yes, big man.
What are we waiting for anyway?
We are waiting for a man with four fingers, carrying a briefcase, Tyrone.
And why's that?
Because the deal is, the Russian gets the case, we get the money.
What's in the case?
Oh for ****'s sake, Tyrone, just concentrate on the steering wheel.
You took the **** jam out of my doughnut Tommy! You did!
As it turns out the sweet talking tatoo sporting pikey was a Gypsy bareknuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
Shut and sit down you big bald ****.(Talking to doug the head after he found out franky four fingers was at a bookies)
You show me how to control a wild **** gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
OK, I reckon the hare gets ****.
What? Proper ****? [laughs all round]
****face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?
****face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.
[At the deserted campsite, Turkish and Tommy are cornered by the police]
What you doin' here?
What's it to you?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
What's in the car?
Seats and a steering wheel.