What?
I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, ey?!
Turkish
Jason Statham · 40 quotes
'Cousin' Avi
Dennis Farina · 22 quotes
Bullet Tooth Tony
Vinnie Jones · 21 quotes
Brick Top
Alan Ford · 19 quotes
Vinny
Robbie Gee · 17 quotes
Tommy
Stephen Graham · 16 quotes
Sol
Lennie James · 15 quotes
Doug the Head
Mike Reid · 7 quotes
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov
Rade Šerbedžija · 5 quotes
Errol
Andy Beckwith · 5 quotes
Tyrone
Ade · 5 quotes
Detective
3 quotes
Gorgeous George
Adam Fogerty · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Turkish & Tommy (12), Vinny & Sol (12), Bullet Tooth Tony & 'Cousin' Avi (9)
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Page 4 of 9Who took the jam outta your doughnut?
You took the **** jam outta my doughnut, Tommy. You did.
Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will ya, Errol?
I'll tell ya what. I'll do it for a caravan.
For what?
Pikeys
For a caravan.
It was us who wanted a caravan.
It's not for me. It's for me ma.
Your what?
Pikeys
His ma.
[Next scene]
There's something very wrong about this. It was us who wanted to buy a caravan off of him.
Well, why didn't you "bust a cap in his ass" then, Tommy? Mind you, you'd do more damage if you threw it at him.
What, you sayin' I can't shoot?
No Tommy, I wasn't saying you can't shoot. I know you can't shoot. What we're saying is that six pound piece of shit stuck in your pants would do more damage if you fed it to him.
You saying the gun dont work?
You've tried it?
I wanna see that sneaky **** Russian.
(For comedic effect, all of this character's lines are spoken with a thick Gypsy-Irish accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.)
Ah bet ya cn' box a lit'l, can't ya sir? Aye, ya look lak a boxer.
[after seeing Gorgeous George throw an elbow and headbutt a punching bag]
Is he allowed to do that?
It's an unlicensed boxing match, Tommy. It's not a tickling competition. These lads are out to hurt each other.
A bookie's got blagged last night.
Blagged? Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the **** language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
**** me, hold tight. What's that?
It's me belt, Turkish.
No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
It's for protection.
Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? What's to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?
Avi? Where's the case?
What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
**** you!
Don't take the piss, Boris.
I'll show you... now...!
For ****'s sake...
[Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone] [Contempt]
**** you, an' all.
[Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition] [Exasperated]
You lucky bastard!
What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?
That sounds like hostility, doesn't it, John?
John And we don't like hostility, do we, Errol?
No, we don't, John.
I know a lot of tits, Gov'nor. But I don't know quite any as **** stupid as these two.
John?
John I can't help, Guv.
[Until Tyrone appears onscreen]
Ah. Tyrone.
John and Errol [simultaneously]: You silly fat bastard.
I will! I'll shoot you!
[Vinny and Sol fumble with their guns; Tony, hearing the shouting, approaches from another room. Boris enters, brandishing an assault rifle]
Give me case, or I shoot you.
You know what? **** you too. Go ahead and shoot me, you'd be doin' me a favor, you wretched ****! Go ahead!
[from another room]
Avi? Pull your socks up!
[Avi, Vinny, Sol and Tyrone stare at one another, then fall to the floor. Tony shoots through the wall and into the room, wounding Boris]
[referring to the gun he sold Tommy]
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work... you can always hit them with it.