Dennis Farina movie quotes

56 quotes from 4 movies

Snatch (2000) as 'Cousin' Avi

View Quote (to his colleague) Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary **** Poppins, London!

View Quote 'Blagged'? Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the ****in' language and so far nobody seems to speak it.

View Quote (Regarding "Boris the Blade") Sneaky ****in' Russian.

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Big Trouble (2002) as Henry Desalvo

View Quote There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.

View Quote [Trapped on a delayed plane with idiotic sports fans after a surreal day in Miami] I really feel like killing someone.

View Quote Was that a goat?!

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Get Shorty (1995) as Ray "Bones"

View Quote Ray "Bones" Barboni: Chili Palmer. Chilly outside. Chili inside. It's a regular ****in' chili-fest. Hey, waiter, give Mr Chili Pepper a big ****in' bowl of chili!

View Quote Ray "Bones" Barboni: They say the **** smog is the **** reason you have such beautiful **** sunsets.

View Quote Cabbie: You ever wanta go to the beach, here's the freeway you take we're coming to.
Ray "Bones": I live in Miami and you want to show me a ****in' beach? The sun ever come out here, or you have this smog all the time?
Cabbie: They say the smog's the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.

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Midnight Run (1988) as Jimmy Serrano

View Quote Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some ****in' thing.

View Quote Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a **** word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head.

View Quote Let me tell you two stupid mother****ers something. I don't want to get another phone call like this because if I do I'm gonna get on a **** plane and I'm going to blowtorch the both of you. You understand?

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