Most scenes together: Turkish & Tommy (12), Vinny & Sol (12), Bullet Tooth Tony & 'Cousin' Avi (9)
Snatch quotes
Page 9 of 9Did he have a case on him?
Yes. He had a case.
And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" **** Four Fingers, Doug!
Avi, I'm not telepathic.
Well, you're plenty **** stupid, I'll give you that. Do you have any idea why they call him Franky "Four Fingers", Doug?
No, I have no idea.
Well, because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he doesn't pay up, they give him the chop, Doug! And I'm not talking about his **** foreskin either! [to his aide "Rosebud"] You got a toothbrush? I'm going to London. [into phone] You hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London!
Shut up and sit down, you big, bald ****! [Doug sheepishly complies] I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
We've got sandy beaches …
Yeah? So who the **** wants to see 'em?
Now look, she wants the Heki 2 roof lights, uh, the stylish ash frame furniture, and the scatter cushions with, uh, matching shag pile cover. Yeah. Right. And she's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.
You're in trouble now, boy.
I'm gonna be watching you, and I don't care where you go. You can **** off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest, with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty ****in' legs off!
For comedic effect, all of the character's lines are spoken with a thick Irish Traveller accent, slurred together, and spoken very quickly.
Ya like dags? Dags, ya like 'em?
Now … we are ****.
Nobody brings a fella the size o' him, 'less they're tryin' to say somethin' without talkin'.