Snatch 2000 quotes, page 8

Brick Top

Pete, talk to me.
Darren [At gypsy campsite, holding Pete at gunpoint]: If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that. [shoots Pete]

Turkish

This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

Vinny

Do they fire? [while holding a Replica gun]

Sol

Of course they fire.

Vinny

But how'd you know, they're replicas. What do you know about replicas?

Vinny

What the **** are you doing, Solomon?!

Sol

Well you wanted to know whether or not they worked!!

Vinny

I didn't mean try it in the car, Sol, you arsehole!!

Turkish

Boris 'the Blade', or Boris 'the Bullet Dodger'. As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

Vinny

What do you mean, Replicas?

Sol

They look the shit, don't they? And no one is going to argue. I've got some extra loud blanks just in case.

Vinny

Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?

Mickey

Fook, e's a big fella.

Bullet Tooth Tony

Oh, I love this track.

Mickey

Eh Ma, Get a load of the size of this fella

Turkish

So, what you think? [Shrugs] Know anyone who'd be interested?

Doug the Head

I might.
[Picks up the phone; the movie ends with the sequence of shots indicating Avi's flight]

Turkish

Now, I know he looks like a fat ****er... well, he is a fat ****er... but he's dirty and he's dangerous.

Bullet Tooth Tony

Buongiornooo?

Sol

How you doin, Vince?

Vinny

I would be a lot better if you stopped using my name.

Mickey

Ya got a deadly kick fer a fat focker.

Avi

Six times!?

Doug the Head

In one sitting.

Bullet Tooth Tony

Bonjour?