Errol quotes from Snatch (2000)

Turkish

What brings you two here? Run out of pants to sniff?

Errol

That sounds like hostility, doesn't it, John?

And we don't like hostility, do we, Errol?

Errol

No, we don't, John.

Brick Top

He's been quite a busy little bastard, that Turkish.

Errol

I think you've let him get away with enough, Gov'nor.

Brick Top

It'll get you in a lot of trouble thinking, Errol. I wouldn't do too much of it.

Brick Top

Do you know these tits, Errol?

Errol

I know a lot of tits, Gov'nor. But I don't know quite any as **** stupid as these two.

Brick Top

John?

I can't help, Guv.

Errol

Ah. Tyrone.
John and Errol [simultaneously]: You silly fat bastard.

Brick Top

What do you think, Errol?

Errol

I think we should drip dry 'em, Guv'nor. While we've got the chance.

Brick Top

It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

Errol

****face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

Turkish

****face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.