Snatch (2000) · 129 quotes
In 3 of the 129 quotes from Snatch (2000)
Most scenes with: Mickey (2), Tommy (2)
Gorgeous George It's a campsite. A Pikey campsite.
Ten points.
Gorgeous George What're we doin' here?
Buying a caravan.
Gorgeous George Off a pack of ****in' pikeys?! What's wrong with you! This will get messy!
Not if you're here.
Gorgeous George Oh, you bastard! I ****in' hate pikeys!
The deal was you bought it like you saw it. Hey, look, I've helped you as much as I'm going to help you. See that car? Just use it, for you're not welcome anymore. You should **** off now while you still got the legs to carry you.
Gorgeous George Nobody...
Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right?
Sorry, Mickey. Just give our money back and you can keep the caravan.
Why the **** do I want a caravan that's got no **** wheels? You want to settle this with a fight?
Over my dead body! Now, go on! Go on! I'll not have you fighting, Mickey! You know what happens when you fight.
Get her to sit down. [Turns to face Gorgeous George] For ****'s sake! Want the money? I ain't **** you. I'll fight you for it. You and me.
Gorgeous George Get back down or you will not be coming up next time.
Gorgeous George Oh, bollocks to you. This is sick. I'm out of here.
You're not going anywhere, you thick lump.
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble explaining why a man died in their campsite? Not when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp. It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy, 'The Tit', is praying. And if he isn't... he **** should be.
