Snatch quotes
121 total quotesMickey
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Turkish
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[When Avi asks what he wishes to be called] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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Turkish: OK, I reckon the hare gets ****ed.
Mickey: What? Proper ****ed? [laughs all round]
Mickey: What? Proper ****ed? [laughs all round]
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Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.
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[roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.
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D'ya like dags?
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[in a different scene where Sol and Vinny are being questioned]
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
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What the fock do i want a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!
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[After Rosebud has been badly injured in capturing Boris:] First we get the stone, bubi, then we'll get you to a doctor. And not just any doctor boychik, im gonna get you to a nice Jewish doctor. [To Tony] Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!!
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[At the deserted campsite, Turkish and Tommy are cornered by the police]
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
Detective: What you doin' here?
Turkish: What's it to you?
[The detective shows his badge]
Detective: So, what you doin' here?
[As Turkish and Tommy try to think of an explanation, the dog appears at the campsite at that very moment]
Turkish: Just taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem?
Detective: What's in the car?
Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel.
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Brick Top: [Into cell phone] Pete, talk to me.
Darren [At gypsy campsite, holding Pete at gunpoint]: If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that. [shoots Pete]
Darren [At gypsy campsite, holding Pete at gunpoint]: If ya want yer friend to hear ya, you'll have to talk a lot louder than that. [shoots Pete]
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I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do him something terrible.
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[As the police are searching their car]
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
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[Voiceover] This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
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[The car crashes into a pole]
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
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Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.