Snatch 2000 quotes, page 7

[The car crashes into a pole]

Avi

What about Rosebud?

Bullet Tooth Tony

You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?

Brick Top

Gimme that **** shooter.

I'll give you that **** shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]

Bullet Tooth Tony

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Mickey

Ah, save yeh breath for coolin' yeh porridge.

'Cousin' Avi

First we get the stone, bubi, then we'll get you to a doctor. And not just any doctor boychik, im gonna get you to a nice Jewish doctor. [To Tony] Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!!

Mickey

I need to have a shite.

Turkish

Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.

Turkish

Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.

'Cousin' Avi

I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do him something terrible.

Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?

Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?

Mickey

What the fock do i want a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!

Turkish

You take sugar?

Brick Top

No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.

Mickey

D'ya like dags?

What do you know about gypsies?

Turkish

I know they're not to be trusted.

Turkish

I fail to recognise the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalising Gorgeous" and "a good deal".