Snatch quotes
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Turkish
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Brick Top: Gimme that ****ing shooter.
Pikey: [Rolls down window] I'll give you that ****ing shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]
Pikey: [Rolls down window] I'll give you that ****ing shooter, you **** yea.
[Shoots Brick Top]
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[The car crashes into a pole]
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
Avi: [after coming to, and being told to get out of the car] What about Rosebud?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can take him with you, if you like. [Looks back at Rosebud, who drove a sword through his chest during the crash, and is now stone dead] Which bit do you want to take?
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[When Avi asks what he wishes to be called] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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Ah, save yeh breath for coolin' yeh porridge.
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[roused from his drunken stupor] I need to have a shite.
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Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here.
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[After Rosebud has been badly injured in capturing Boris:] First we get the stone, bubi, then we'll get you to a doctor. And not just any doctor boychik, im gonna get you to a nice Jewish doctor. [To Tony] Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!!
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Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.
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I'm getting heartburn. Tony, do him something terrible.
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[in a different scene where Sol and Vinny are being questioned]
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
Detective: Could you tell me why you got a dead man with an arm missing in your boot?
[Sol shakes his head, lost for words]
Detective: Hey George, is that a tea cosy on his head?
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What the fock do i want a caravan that's got no fockin' wheels?!
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D'ya like dags?
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[As the police are searching their car]
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
Detective: What do you know about gypsies?
Turkish: I know they're not to be trusted.
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[Voiceover] This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
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I fail to recognise the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalising Gorgeous" and "a good deal".