Turkish That's Doug The Head. Everybody knows Doug The Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a **** monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in a diamond business, it is good for business. Turkish I fail to recognise the correlation between "losing 10K", "hospitalising Gorgeous" and "a good deal". Turkish Now, I know he looks like a fat ****er... well, he is a fat ****er... but he's dirty and he's dangerous.