Turkish This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer. Turkish Hurry up Tommy, before zee Germans get here. Turkish That's Doug The Head. Everybody knows Doug The Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a **** monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in a diamond business, it is good for business.