You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter.
Ben Stone
Seth Rogen · 24 quotes
Fantasy Baseball Guy
20 quotes
Debbie
Leslie Mann · 15 quotes
Jonah
Jonah Hill · 15 quotes
Ben
Seth Rogen · 13 quotes
Allison Scott
12 quotes
Alison
Katherine Heigl · 8 quotes
Jason
Jason Segel · 7 quotes
Jay
Jay Baruchel · 7 quotes
Martin
Martin Starr · 5 quotes
Doorman
Craig Robinson · 3 quotes
Sadie
Maude Apatow · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ben Stone & Fantasy Baseball Guy (10), Ben Stone & Ben (9), Fantasy Baseball Guy & Ben (9)
Knocked Up quotes
Page 6 of 6You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gay-be Ruth.
You old, she pregnant...can't have a buncha old, pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy. I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that, that means if there’s 25 people here I get to let in 1 1/4 black people. So I gotta hope there’s a black midget in the crowd.
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
You went to Santa Monica Community College.
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
[on subject of husbands]
You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!
[sobbing and thinking about the babysitter]
She is such a prissy little high school cu... ****!
[to Ben and Pete at dinner]
Hey, I have a really good idea. Why don't the two of you get into your time machine, go back in time and **** each other?!
[to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website]
So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?