Whoopi Goldberg movie quotes

View Quote [says grace] Bless us, O Lord, for these, thy gifts, which we are about to receive...and...yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food...I will fear no hunger. We want you to...give us this day our daily bread, and to the republic for which it stands. By the power invested in me I now pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

View Quote [last words to Vince, who is arrested] Bless you!

View Quote Eddie: Can I call you Deloris?
Deloris: You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

View Quote Franny: Where are you running off to? You've got a big day tomorrow. You can't go.
Stripes: I need to make things right with Sandy.
Franny: Okay. I understand. But listen, a little advice from an old goat. Relationships are like racing. When you do it for love, you've already won.

View Quote Tucker: Kids these days. No control. Now back in my day...
Franny: Oh, here we go with the ancient history lesson. Enough!

View Quote Franny: Question time. What exactly are you?
Stripes: I don't know.
Tucker: Okay. We can rule out genius.

View Quote [possessed by Orlando; stares at his wife Ortisha] Damn, baby! What you do to yo' hair?!

View Quote Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.

View Quote Sam: Molly, you're in danger.
Oda Mae: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way. [pause] Molly, you in danger, girl.

View Quote (after Scar is knocked off Pride Rock) Scar: Ah, my friends.
Shenzi: Friends? I thought you said we were the 'enemy'.
(Ed laughs while smiling)

View Quote (the hyenas confront Simba, Nala and Zazu, who have wandered into the elephant graveyard)
Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here?
Banzai: Mmm...I don't know, Shenzi. Uh, what do you think, Ed?
Ed: (crazy laughter)
Banzai: Just what I was thinkin'. A trio of trespassers!
Zazu: And quite by accident, let me assure you. A simple navigational error.
(Zazu turns to leave but is stopped by Shenzi)
Shenzi: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. I know you. You're Mufasa's little stooge.
Zazu: I, madam, am the king's Majordomo.
Banzai: (to Simba) And that would make you...
Simba: Future king!
Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
Simba: Puh. You can't do anything to me.
Zazu: (nervous) Technically, they can. We are on their land.
Simba: But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers!
Zazu: Ix-nay on the upid-stay...
(Banzai angrily interrupts)
Banzai: Who you callin' "upid-stay?!"
Zazu: (tries to hurry Simba and Nala away) My, my! Look at the sun, it's time to go!
Shenzi: (gets in their way) What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner.
Banzai: Yeah, we could have whatever's "lion" around!
(The hyenas laugh)
Shenzi: Ohh, wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one! Make mine a "cub" sandwich!
(Ed makes noises and points to where Simba, Nala and Zazu were)
Shenzi: What, Ed? What is it?
Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Shenzi: No. Why?
Banzai: 'Cause THERE IT GOES!!!
(they turn to see Simba, Nala and Zazu fleeing)

View Quote (during the "Be Prepared" song sequence)
Banzai: Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?
Scar: For the death of the king.
Banzai: What is he, sick?
Scar: No, fool - we're going to kill him. Simba too.
Shenzi: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Shenzi and Banzai: (singing) No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la!
Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!
Banzai: Hey, but you said, uh...
Scar: I will be king! ...Stick with me (triumphant, toothy grin), and you'll never go hungry again!
Shenzi and Banzai: Yay! All right! Long live the king!
Other Hyenas: Long live the King! Long live the King!

View Quote Fantasy: [to Richard, angrily] What are you doing, grabbing me like that and messing up my pantyhose? Hmph! Now I gotta straight out my Little Mermaid underwear.

View Quote Fantasy: (shocked) Dr... Jekyll? Dr. J?
Mr. Hyde: (his face is covered with both hands) My name is... (reveals his scary face to the camera) Mr. HYDE!!! (Richard and the books react in fright)

View Quote Richard Tyler: Where's Horror? Wasn't he with you?
Adventure: He was, but he...I mean, I sort of...uh..he, uh....
Fantasy: [angrily] Ohh, what did you say to him now?!
Adventure: Well, I--I...I just...uh, I'll go find him.
Fantasy: Yeah, you better go find him. And be quick about it!

View Quote Actors don't like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.

View Quote David Barnes: I was under orders.
Celeste Talbert: So - was - Hitler! Oh, no, I don't mean Hitler, I mean the other guy, the other one.
David Barnes: Himmler.
Celeste Talbert: No, no, no.
David Barnes: Hess.
Rose Schwartz: Eichmann.
David Barnes: Eichmann.

View Quote Celeste Talbert: [sobbing] I got pregnant, and I was so young! And the show made me sign a paper saying I'd never mention the baby! So I went home to Iowa, and I had you, and I gave you to Grandma to raise, and I made up a twin sister Simone who died in a car wreck and said she was your actual mom. And then the show told everyone I had TB and sent my character to a sanitarium in Tierra del Fuego...
Rose: [to herself] Now why can't I write shit like this?

View Quote Oh good! A scam!!

View Quote I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

View Quote [to Owen] I knew I recognized you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

View Quote Janet Webber: I want my **** clothes!
Valerie Owens: Then you'll have to eat something, won't you?
Janet Webber: [singing] Oh Lordy, pick a bale o' cotton / Oh Lordy, pick a bale o' hay / Gotta jump down spin around pick a bale o' cotton / Jump down spin sround pick a bale o' hay.
Valerie Owens: [to Susanna] She thinks that bothers me.

View Quote Valerie Owens: You know, I can take a lot of crazy shit from a lot of crazy people. But you? You are not crazy.
Susanna Kaysen: Then what's wrong with me, huh? What the **** is going on inside my head? Tell me, Dr. Val, what's your diag-nonsense?
Valerie Owens: [hovering over Susanna] You are a lazy, self-indulgent little girl who is driving herself crazy.
Susanna Kaysen: Is that your... professional opinion, huh? Is that what you've learned in your advanced studies at night school for Negro Welfare Mothers? I mean, Melvin doesn't have a clue, Wick is a psycho, and you... you pretend to be a doctor. You sign the charts and dole out meds. But "you ain't no doctor, Miss Valerie. You ain't nothing but a black nursemaid."
Valerie Owens: And you're just throwing that away.

View Quote Valerie Owens: [about Daisy] What would you have said to her?
Susanna Kaysen: I don't know. That I was sorry. That I will never know what it was like to be her. But I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
Valerie Owens: Susanna, it's all and well and good to tell me all this; but you gotta tell some of this to your doctors.
Susanna Kaysen: How the hell am I suppose to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
Valerie Owens: But you do understand it. You spoke very clearly about it a second ago. But I think what you gotta do is put it down. Put it away. Put it in your notebook, but get it out of yourself. Away so you can't curl up with it anymore.
Susanna Kaysen: Lisa thinks it's a gift. That it let's you see the truth.
Valerie Owens: Lisa's been here for eight years.
Susanna Kaysen: [crying] I'm so sorry. I was a bitch, I was a bitch.
Valerie Owens: Do not drop anchor here, you understand?
Susanna Kaysen: [narrating] When you don't want to feel, death seem like a dream. But seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it **** ridiculous. Maybe, there's a moment growing up when something peels back... Maybe, maybe, we look for secrets because we can't believe our minds... [overlapping words] All I know is that there's I began to feel things again. Whatever I was, I knew that there was only one way back to the world, and that was to use the place to talk. So I saw the great and wonderful Dr. Wick three times a week, and let her hear every thought in my head.

View Quote [Cut back to the forest. The babies are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside]
Tommy Pickles: [to the babies] Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]
Phil DeVille: Not much fun back there, is it?
Tommy Pickles: Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]
Chuckie Finster: I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
Tommy Pickles: Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]
[The babies stop at the top of a hill, and gasped in horror]
Chuckie Finster: Oh, no!
Lil Deville: We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
Phil DeVille: We can't see any houses from here.
[We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill]
Chuckie Finster: We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
[Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance. Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck accident. They're with Lt. Klavin]
Lieutenant Klavin: [picks up the pacifier] Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]
[Stu and Didi react in shock. We cut back to the babies where Chuckie is sobbing]
Phil DeVille: This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster: Uh...
Tommy Pickles: Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster: Uh...Uh - Uh...
Lil DeVille: It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
Tommy Pickles: He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
[Dil hiccups]
Phil DeVille: Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.
Lil DeVille: Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
Chuckie Finster: [sees the smoke from the distance] Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
Tommy Pickles: [amazed] Wow. My sponsatility does work.
Phil DeVille: Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
Tommy Pickles: Maybe a lizard lives there.
Chuckie Finster: A lizard?
Tommy Pickles: You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
Phil DeVille: Thank, Bob!
Lil DeVille: Thank you, Bob.
Tommy Pickles: Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]
Chuckie Finster: [helps him up] Oh, Tommy, are you okay?
Tommy Pickles: I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
[They see a large animal footprint on the ground]
Chuckie Finster: [studies the paw print] Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.
Phil DeVille: I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
Chuckie Finster: The wolf ate a girl?
Phil DeVille: They got her out.
Tommy Pickles: I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...
Phil DeVille: That was pretty good.
Tommy Pickles: I didn't do anything.
[The wolf howls again, and the babies scream. They all get into the Reptar Wagon. Chuckie pushes the wagon before climbing in, and take off]
Tommy Pickles: Do you see the wolf?!
Chuckie Finster: I don't know what he looks like!
Phil DeVille: Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
[Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar Wagon move]
Tommy Pickles: No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!
[We cut to a forest scene where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and rabbits kissing each other, a couple of birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about a squirrel while a skunk looks on. This serene scene is disturbed and the animals run in panic when the babies and the Reptar Wagon crashes on through]
Reptar Wagon: I am Reptar! [roars]
[We then cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing]
Ranger Frank: Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.
Ranger Margaret: [gasps] Danger?
Ranger Frank: Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
[Just then, the Reptar Wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turned around and caught a glimpse of it]
Ranger Margaret: And dragons. Ha!
[Cut to Reptar Wagon]
Chuckie Finster: Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!
Tommy Pickles: I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]
[The Reptar Wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed]
Lil DeVille: Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
[They all scream. Tommy pulls a lever. The wagon swerves to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. It teeters forward and pebbles roll into the river far below. The wagon levels out, flinging Tommy to the back seat, leaving Dil at the wheel, giggling]
Phil DeVille: Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.
[Dil plays with the brake. The wheels move and the wagon moves slightly over the cliff's edge]
Tommy Pickles: Dil, no!
[Too late, Dil releases the lever and the babies slide down the cliff into the river. As water splashes on them, the bottom of the wagon inflates into a raft, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller]
Reptar Wagon: Aqua Reptar, engaged.
[As the babies coast under a wooden bridge, the park rangers drive over it. Fade to ranger station]
Ranger Margaret: I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
Ranger Frank: Margaret.
Ranger Margaret: A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]
Ranger Frank: While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!
Ranger Margaret: Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?

View Quote [In another part of the forest, Spike is afraid to go any further]
Angelica Pickles: You dumb butthound! Fine! I hope you turn into a frog. [furiously makes a face at him, angrily sticking out her tongue] Nyah! I'll find Cynthia myself! [singing] One way or another, I'm gonna find you, [crosses a creek] I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! [splashes] One way or another, [rides a long in the water] I'm gonna win you, I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! [climbs a mountain] Cynthia, oh, Cynthia! [climbs a tree] I need to see you, I need to see you, see you, see you! [goes through the canyon with chiseled heads of Tommy and Dil] From that kid or his brother, [climbs another mountain] I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, I'll get you! [imagines Cynthia on the top] I'll find the full diaper bag! [it was actually Spike] And if you're ripped or you're hurt, I'll push them in dirt! Yeah! [stamps her foot into the handle portion of Spike's leash, which causes Spike to run, dragging her along the way] Aah! Ooh! Oh! Stop! I said stop! CYNTHIAAA!
[Back in another part of the forest, Tommy finds Dil with two monkeys. Dil is crying]
Tommy Pickles: Hey! Gimme back my brother! Shoo! [tries to tug Dil away from the monkeys] Oh! Get outta here, you monkeys! Go! [the wolf howls off-screen. The monkeys leave in fear] Come on. Let's get outta this rain.
[At the ranger station, a nervous Frank is talking to Margaret]
Ranger Frank: [trying to stay calm] I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads, but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm and cool and collected.
[The door swings open and the babies' parents enter, panicking. Frank collapse from his chair]
Didi Pickles: Please, our kids are lost in the storm! You've got to help us!
Ranger Frank: THERE'S DRAGONS OUT THERE! I'M A PARK RANGER! NOT A KNIGHT AT A ROUND TABLE! GO FIND SOMEBODY WITH A LANCE!
Ranger Margaret: Never mind him. Come with me. [leaves with the grown-ups]
Ranger Frank: [whimpering and sobbing hysterically] W-What are you, come here, the dragon, I saw...
[Margaret shakes her head at Frank as she closes the door behind her]

View Quote [In another part of the forest, the grownups are still looking for the babies]
Didi Pickles: [crying] Oh, we'll never find them! Can't you do something?!
[The Jeep that they were riding in got stuck in the mud]
Ranger Margaret: Come on, baby. Come on!
Stu Pickles: [on CB] Sky Pickle to ground Pickle!
Didi Pickles: Stu, Stu, is that you?!
[Cut to Stu, flying in his Dactar glider]
Stu Pickles: Roger that, Deed! We have aerial search! [collides into a flock of ducks]
[Back to the forest; the monkeys gang up on Tommy and Dil]
Tommy Pickles: Oh, no. N-Nice monkeys. Ohh.
[Out of nowhere, Phil and Lil bravely came to the rescue by pulling the monkeys' tails]
Phil DeVille: Not so fast you monkeys!
[Phil and Lil heroically let go of the tails as the monkeys whack each other in the heads. They scrambled away in fear]
Tommy Pickles: Lil! Phil! [hugging them both] You came back! Oh, but-but where's...
[Chuckie is driving the Reptar Wagon at full speed. The monkeys get out of the wagon's way]
Reptar Wagon: Grrr! I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
Tommy Pickles: Chuckie!
Chuckie Finster: [to Tommy] Hi, Tommy! [bravely reaches for a jar of abby food in the wagon] Hey, monkeys! You want nanners? Well, come and get'em! [runs with the banana baby food, with the monkeys following him]
Lil DeVille: Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.
Phil DeVille: Yeah. We're gonna miss him. Well, we better get in the wagon and get outta here.
Tommy Pickles: No! You guys take Dil and go look for the lizard. I gotta go help my bestest friend. [starts walking around with his watch]