“Good job, you guys. We're almost there. Good, Dil. Now, play nice.” – Tommy Pickles, The Rugrats Movie ... Movie Quotes Database

Tommy Pickles

[Cut back to the forest. The babies are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside] [to the babies]

Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]

Phil DeVille

Not much fun back there, is it?

Tommy Pickles

Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]

Chuckie Finster

I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.

Tommy Pickles

Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]

Chuckie Finster

[The babies stop at the top of a hill, and gasped in horror]

Oh, no!

Lil Deville

We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.

Phil DeVille

We can't see any houses from here.

Chuckie Finster

[We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill]

We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!

Lieutenant Klavin

[Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance. Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck accident. They're with Lt. Klavin] [picks up the pacifier]

Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]

Phil DeVille

[Stu and Didi react in shock. We cut back to the babies where Chuckie is sobbing]

This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?

Chuckie Finster

Uh...

Tommy Pickles

Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?

Chuckie Finster

Uh...Uh - Uh...

Lil DeVille

It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!

Tommy Pickles

He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.

Phil DeVille

[Dil hiccups]

Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.

Lil DeVille

Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.

Chuckie Finster

[sees the smoke from the distance]

Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.

Tommy Pickles

[amazed]

Wow. My sponsatility does work.

Phil DeVille

Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?

Tommy Pickles

Maybe a lizard lives there.

Chuckie Finster

A lizard?

Tommy Pickles

You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.

Phil DeVille

Thank, Bob!

Lil DeVille

Thank you, Bob.

Tommy Pickles

Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]

Chuckie Finster

[helps him up]

Oh, Tommy, are you okay?

Tommy Pickles

I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.

Chuckie Finster

[They see a large animal footprint on the ground] [studies the paw print]

Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.

Phil DeVille

I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.

Chuckie Finster

The wolf ate a girl?

Phil DeVille

They got her out.

Tommy Pickles

I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...

Phil DeVille

That was pretty good.

Tommy Pickles

I didn't do anything.

Tommy Pickles

[The wolf howls again, and the babies scream. They all get into the Reptar Wagon. Chuckie pushes the wagon before climbing in, and take off]

Do you see the wolf?!

Chuckie Finster

I don't know what he looks like!

Phil DeVille

Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!

Tommy Pickles

[Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar Wagon move]

No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!

Reptar Wagon

[We cut to a forest scene where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and rabbits kissing each other, a couple of birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about a squirrel while a skunk looks on. This serene scene is disturbed and the animals run in panic when the babies and the Reptar Wagon crashes on through]

I am Reptar! [roars]

Ranger Frank

[We then cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing]

Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.

Ranger Margaret

[gasps]

Danger?

Ranger Frank

Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.

Ranger Margaret

[Just then, the Reptar Wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turned around and caught a glimpse of it]

And dragons. Ha!

Chuckie Finster

[Cut to Reptar Wagon]

Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!

Tommy Pickles

I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]

Lil DeVille

[The Reptar Wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed]

Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!

Phil DeVille

[They all scream. Tommy pulls a lever. The wagon swerves to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. It teeters forward and pebbles roll into the river far below. The wagon levels out, flinging Tommy to the back seat, leaving Dil at the wheel, giggling]

Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.

Tommy Pickles

[Dil plays with the brake. The wheels move and the wagon moves slightly over the cliff's edge]

Dil, no!

Reptar Wagon

[Too late, Dil releases the lever and the babies slide down the cliff into the river. As water splashes on them, the bottom of the wagon inflates into a raft, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller]

Aqua Reptar, engaged.

Ranger Margaret

[As the babies coast under a wooden bridge, the park rangers drive over it. Fade to ranger station]

I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.

Ranger Frank

Margaret.

Ranger Margaret

A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]

Ranger Frank

While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!

Ranger Margaret

Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?

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