[Cut back to the forest. The babies are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside] [to the babies]
Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]
Not much fun back there, is it?
Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]
I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]
[The babies stop at the top of a hill, and gasped in horror]
Oh, no!
We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
We can't see any houses from here.
[We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill]
We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
LK Lieutenant Klavin
[Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance. Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck accident. They're with Lt. Klavin] [picks up the pacifier]
Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]
[Stu and Didi react in shock. We cut back to the babies where Chuckie is sobbing]
This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?
Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
[Dil hiccups]
Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.
Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
[sees the smoke from the distance]
Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
[amazed]
Wow. My sponsatility does work.
Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
Maybe a lizard lives there.
You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]
[helps him up]
Oh, Tommy, are you okay?
I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
[They see a large animal footprint on the ground] [studies the paw print]
Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.
I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...
[The wolf howls again, and the babies scream. They all get into the Reptar Wagon. Chuckie pushes the wagon before climbing in, and take off]
Do you see the wolf?!
I don't know what he looks like!
Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
[Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar Wagon move]
No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!
[We cut to a forest scene where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and rabbits kissing each other, a couple of birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about a squirrel while a skunk looks on. This serene scene is disturbed and the animals run in panic when the babies and the Reptar Wagon crashes on through]
I am Reptar! [roars]
RF Ranger Frank
[We then cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing]
Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.
Ranger Margaret [gasps]
Danger?
RF Ranger Frank
Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
Ranger Margaret [Just then, the Reptar Wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turned around and caught a glimpse of it]
And dragons. Ha!
[Cut to Reptar Wagon]
Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!
I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]
[The Reptar Wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed]
Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
[They all scream. Tommy pulls a lever. The wagon swerves to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. It teeters forward and pebbles roll into the river far below. The wagon levels out, flinging Tommy to the back seat, leaving Dil at the wheel, giggling]
Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.
[Dil plays with the brake. The wheels move and the wagon moves slightly over the cliff's edge]
Dil, no!
[Too late, Dil releases the lever and the babies slide down the cliff into the river. As water splashes on them, the bottom of the wagon inflates into a raft, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller]
Aqua Reptar, engaged.
Ranger Margaret [As the babies coast under a wooden bridge, the park rangers drive over it. Fade to ranger station]
I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
RF Ranger Frank
Margaret.
Ranger Margaret A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]
RF Ranger Frank
While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!
Ranger Margaret Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?
AP Angelica Pickles
[In another part of the forest, Spike is afraid to go any further]
You dumb butthound! Fine! I hope you turn into a frog. [furiously makes a face at him, angrily sticking out her tongue] Nyah! I'll find Cynthia myself! [singing] One way or another, I'm gonna find you, [crosses a creek] I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! [splashes] One way or another, [rides a long in the water] I'm gonna win you, I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you! [climbs a mountain] Cynthia, oh, Cynthia! [climbs a tree] I need to see you, I need to see you, see you, see you! [goes through the canyon with chiseled heads of Tommy and Dil] From that kid or his brother, [climbs another mountain] I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, I'll get you! [imagines Cynthia on the top] I'll find the full diaper bag! [it was actually Spike] And if you're ripped or you're hurt, I'll push them in dirt! Yeah! [stamps her foot into the handle portion of Spike's leash, which causes Spike to run, dragging her along the way] Aah! Ooh! Oh! Stop! I said stop! CYNTHIAAA!
[Back in another part of the forest, Tommy finds Dil with two monkeys. Dil is crying]
Hey! Gimme back my brother! Shoo! [tries to tug Dil away from the monkeys] Oh! Get outta here, you monkeys! Go! [the wolf howls off-screen. The monkeys leave in fear] Come on. Let's get outta this rain.
RF Ranger Frank
[At the ranger station, a nervous Frank is talking to Margaret] [trying to stay calm]
I know you rookies can get excited and lose your heads, but veterans like me know the key is to remain calm and cool and collected.
[The door swings open and the babies' parents enter, panicking. Frank collapse from his chair]
Please, our kids are lost in the storm! You've got to help us!
RF Ranger Frank
THERE'S DRAGONS OUT THERE! I'M A PARK RANGER! NOT A KNIGHT AT A ROUND TABLE! GO FIND SOMEBODY WITH A LANCE!
Ranger Margaret Never mind him. Come with me. [leaves with the grown-ups]
RF Ranger Frank
[whimpering and sobbing hysterically]
W-What are you, come here, the dragon, I saw...
[Margaret shakes her head at Frank as she closes the door behind her]
[In another part of the forest, the grownups are still looking for the babies] [crying]
Oh, we'll never find them! Can't you do something?!
Ranger Margaret [The Jeep that they were riding in got stuck in the mud]
Come on, baby. Come on!
[on CB]
Sky Pickle to ground Pickle!
[Cut to Stu, flying in his Dactar glider]
Roger that, Deed! We have aerial search! [collides into a flock of ducks]
[Back to the forest; the monkeys gang up on Tommy and Dil]
Oh, no. N-Nice monkeys. Ohh.
[Out of nowhere, Phil and Lil bravely came to the rescue by pulling the monkeys' tails]
Not so fast you monkeys!
[Phil and Lil heroically let go of the tails as the monkeys whack each other in the heads. They scrambled away in fear]
Lil! Phil! [hugging them both] You came back! Oh, but-but where's...
[Chuckie is driving the Reptar Wagon at full speed. The monkeys get out of the wagon's way]
Grrr! I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
[to Tommy]
Hi, Tommy! [bravely reaches for a jar of abby food in the wagon] Hey, monkeys! You want nanners? Well, come and get'em! [runs with the banana baby food, with the monkeys following him]
Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.
Yeah. We're gonna miss him. Well, we better get in the wagon and get outta here.
No! You guys take Dil and go look for the lizard. I gotta go help my bestest friend. [starts walking around with his watch]
