[First lines; The movie begins with the camera is in a jungle and moves in the direction of a mountain in which there is a hidden temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops]
Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
[A group of bats fly out of the mouth of one of the Reptar statues]
Maybe we should go back!
No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! [the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light] Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
[voice-over]
That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! [as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised] And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. [Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them] And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. [he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy] But that's okay, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend. [giggles]
[The babies run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, causing the babies fall back to the ground]
Watch out!
[Tommy gasped. The boulder starts rolling, and the babies starts to shout while running like the wind to try escape the boulder]
Keep moving! It's right behind us!
[Suddenly, the floor opens itself in front of them. Tommy, Phil and Lil make the jump, but Chuckie misses his, hanging on the brink]
Tommy! Help me!
[looking back at Chuckie and the gate, he then grabs Chuckie's hand, pulling him up]
Come on, Chuckie!
[Back to reality: The boulder was a very pregnant Didi's belly and body]
Tommy! [the babies scream and run away] You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
[The babies run away at full speed] [voice-over]
We thought the fun times would last forever. [the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over] But we was wrong.
[holds onto Didi as she picks up the babies]
Upsy-daisy, Didi.
SC Susie Carmichael
[Betty opens the patio door and let the Rugrats go out. The grown-ups are having a baby shower for Didi]
Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Glad you could be here, Susie.
WG Woman Guest
What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
AP Angelica Pickles
Thank you. My mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. [Susie laughs while making fun of her angelica's sailor dress] Don't say a word.
AM Aunt Miriam
All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
MG Male Guest
I'm in for 12!
AM Aunt Miriam
12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
CF Chas Finster
Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
WG Woman Guest
[While turning over, Didi accidentally knocks over the table with her belly]
Oh, don't worry.
CF Chas Finster
I mean, you know from behind.
MK Minka Kerpackter
There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
MK Minka Kerpackter
Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
BK Boris Kropotkin
Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. [the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats] He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
WG Woman Guest
[The babies take the coins and hide their selves under the table]
Everything I, oh...
[On way to table, Chuckie clumsily bumps into the ladies, they all gasp. Pan to bottom of table]
Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
[The babies climb out from under the table]
Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres. [he accidentally bumps into Didi's belly]
CP Charlotte Pickles
[on phone]
I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. [to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone] How's our little man?
[rubs her belly]
I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
AM Aunt Miriam
Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
CP Charlotte Pickles
Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" [her phone then rings] Hello?
Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.
R Reporter
[Cut to the Pickles' house, which is jam-packed with police cars and news trucks. Stu, Didi and the other parents rush out the door. The reporters and cameramen gang up at Stu and Didi, grilling them with questions]
There he is!
R1 Reporter #1
Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped your own children to Tokyo in a wooden box?
R2 Reporter #2
Is it true a dingo ate your baby?
R3 Reporter #3
Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?
[A helicopter lands in the yard and the crowd scatters. News reporter Rex Pester and his camera man rush up over towards Stu and Didi, shoving the other reporters en route. We see Rex through his camera] [first words]
Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy. A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy. Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
[disgusted]
Criminy! Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?
I'm so sorry. Forgive me. [back to Didi] Please tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
[glares. She charges at at Rex. Lou and Stu hold her back]
All right! That's it! Let me at him! All right! Come one! Come on!
CP Charlotte Pickles
[Cut to the interior of Charlotte and Drew's car. Charlotte is on the phone with Jonathan. The car stops at Stu and Didi's house where they see the commotion]
Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-law's indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy. Let me get back to you.
[They get out of the car, when Rex hounds them]
Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
DP Drew Pickles
[Furiously yells]
He what?!
DP Drew Pickles
[his face boils red. He angrily lunges at Stu and violently fights him]
YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
DP Drew Pickles
ONLY 'CAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR NECK!!!
[The other adults try to break up the fight] [goes back to the camera]
And there you have it. 2 sour Pickles and: [displays the pictures of the babies, one by one, while incorrectly saying their names] young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace. [caption "Rex Pester, Big Action News"] I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Big Action News"!
CF Chas Finster
[rushes in]
Mr. Swenson on Saton said he saw Angelica and Spike run through his garden and head north on I-99!
CP Charlotte Pickles
My baby!
LP Lou Pickles
[The parents and reporters rush to their vehicles. Lou breaks open the front door dressed in his military uniform] [saluting]
Private First Class Pickles reporting for duty!
CF Chas Finster
[Stu shrugs uncertainly at his father's appearance]
Just get in! Come on!
[Lou climbed in the car before they drive off]
LP Lou Pickles
[We rejoin the search party] [finds a clue on the ground, and picks up a wrapper]
Bingo! Lookie here! A wrapper from a Cynthia Sweet bar.
DP Drew Pickles
My angel! She's been here!
LP Lou Pickles
Yep, I figure she's tracking the sprouts. It's the Pickles' blood. I myself spent 15 days tracking Sitting Bull through the Northwest Territory. The year was 19...
Over here! [he and Chaz return with news of another clue]
CF Chas Finster
We found some wheel tracks and baby footprints heading into the woods. Well, actually, Howard found them. Honestly, I saw them.
They must be in my Reptar Wagon.
DP Drew Pickles
[sarcastically crosses his arms, angrily mimicking his brother]
"It's the perfect children's toy!" You and your stupid inventions!
[thinking]
My stupid inventions? [brightens] That's it!
[grabs a bullhorn from a policeman and speaks into it]
All right, the pups are in the woods. You men follow those tracks. We'll head to the ranger station and start the search from there. NOW MOVE! HUT, HUT, HUT!
[Stu, Chas and Lou get into the car]
Stu, where are you going?!
Trust me, Deed. I have a plan! [drives off with Lou and Chas]
AP Angelica Pickles
[In another part of the forest, Spike continues to pull Angelica by the leash]
Hey, Spike! Where are you going, you dumb dog?! [trips on a stone] Hey! My rolly blade is cracked. [Spike appears in front of her] Oh, Cynthia. Are they taking care of you? [the wolf appears behind her back] Will they know to comb your hair, [takes one of her skates off] or change you into your sports jumper with matching neckerchief at lunch time? [angrily tosses the skate towards the back, unknowingly striking the wolf's head] Pee-yew, Spike! Dog breath! Spike?
[After seeing the wolf, Spike runs away very quickly, with Angelica following him on his leash, screaming. Angelica never saw the wolf, who looks at her and growls. Back home, Stu is preparing for takeoff with Dactar]
Don't worry. This time she'll fly. I'm facing into the wind. [accidentally pops up the loose handlebars]
LP Lou Pickles
[Dactar is attached by rope to Stu's car, driven by Grandpa, due to the loud noise]
He's ready?
LP Lou Pickles
[mishearing]
Go?
CF Chas Finster
[louder]
No!
LP Lou Pickles
[still mishearing]
All right, then! [drives off]
[Stu screams as Dactar flies haphazardly. Back in the forest, the babies, minus Tommy, discover that Dil was replaced with a monkey]
Oh, This is bad! Bad!
[sees Tommy coming back with the duffel bag]
Shh! Here comes Tommy.
[Phil and Chuckie did so]
Okay, guys! I got it.
Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.
I gotta finish feeding my brother.
I don't think he's hungry.
Yeah. Besides, he's, um...
[lifts the blanket, and is shocked to see a baby monkey drinking a bottle]
A monkey?
[shocked]
My brother turned into a monkey?!
[Lightning strikes from a distance]
Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.
I can't go home with my brother being a monkey!
Oh, but Tommy, we gotta get to the lizard's house.
[brightens]
That's it! I'll get the lizard to wish him back into a people!
The lizard's only going to give us one wish.
Yeah, and if you use it up on Dil, how are we gonna get home?
He's my brother, Chuckie! I have to wish him back!
Yes, I can! What would you do if Phil turned into a monkey?
That's different. I like Phillip! Besides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway, 'cause that's not even your brother. [Tommy and Chuckie gasped] Wait a minute.
What Lillian means is...um...the monkeys kind of took baby Dil, and we just - we thought you wouldn't mind a baby monkey instead.
Lookit, Tommy, nobody likes him!
We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy. You can find your brother by yourself!
Will you help me, Chuckie?
[shocked again]
But-But you're my bestest friend.
Yeah? Well, if-if I'm your bestest friend, then how come when I got throwed up on, you didn't help me? Huh, huh? And when I falled overboard, you didn't help me. [tearing up] And then when the monkey grabbed me, you didn't even care about my boo-boo.
Face it, Tommy. You don't got a bestest friend no more. All you gots is a brother.
[dejected in tears, then decided]
Oh, um...fine. I'll go find him by myself. [goes off to find Dil]
[Chuckie, Phil, and Lil are left behind as it starts to rain. The "baby" monkey escapes, leaving the diaper behind]
[Cut to Rex Pester's helicopter. A pilot is flying the chopper while Rex is both reporting and taping with the camera]
A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods. Our hearts go out to their grief-stricken parents... [Stu's Dactar crashes into the chopper; Stu screams in panic] Look out, Pickles! Now look what you've done! [Stu groans. He fights the pilot over the controls] Are you out of your mind?! Get out! [pushes Stu and Dactar away from the chopper, but breaks the controls off accidentally
[The chopper goes into tailspin]
Whoa!
[crying]
And I never won an Emmy!
[The chopper crash-lands in the forest]
Oops. [drops the chopper's handlebars before continues flying haphazardly] I'm coming, Tommy. I'm coming, Dil. [a couple of screws come loose] Oh! Ah!
AP Angelica Pickles
[Meanwhile, back on the bridge, the Rugrats are still trying to rescue Angelica, who lost her coat] [still carrying Cynthia as she's climbing back on the bridge]
Ugh! Hurry up, babies!
[The monkeys return]
Don't let them take me!
AP Angelica Pickles
Don't let them take Cynthia!
I don't think they're going to take anyone. Look!
B Babies
[The monkeys leave in fear]
Yay!
AP Angelica Pickles
Hooray! Dumb-dumb monkeys!
B Babies
[The wolf appears at the foot of the bridge and slowly goes towards the babies]
Oh!
[scared]
We wanna go home. We wanna go home.
B Babies
[The wolf gets closer, growling viciously]
Aah!
B Babies
[Spike then appears from nowhere and fights the wolf]
Yay!
DP Dil Pickles
[bouncing on the seat]
Spike, Spike!
[Spike and the wolf are fighting too close to the edge of the bridge]
Oh, no, Spike! Spike!
You gotta get outta there, Spikey!
AP Angelica Pickles
Yo, dumb wolf! [angrily blows raspberries at the wolf]
B Babies
[The wolf starts to go toward Angelica. As he was about to bite her, Spike bites his tail and drags him down, while they both slowly go through a hole in the bridge] [alarmed]
Spike!
DP Dil Pickles
[Both Spike and the wolf fall into the river] [now sad]
Spike?
AP Angelica Pickles
[All the babies cry]
Dumb dog! Why'd you have to go and... [sobs]
[Cut to Stu and Dactar]
Whoa! [suddenly spots the babies on the bridge] Deed, I found them! They're over by the ranger station! I'm going IIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!! [Dactar crashes for the last time, into the ranger's station. The babies gasped. The ranger's station collapsed to the ground. Now feeling all woozy, he gets up on his feet, "wearing" Dactar's remnants, and walks towards the bridge] Ahh!
B Babies
[gasped]
The lizard!
[pulls up his diaper and speaks to the "Lizard"]
Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...No. [looks at the babies, who are still sad] We wish we had our doggie back.
Ahhh. [busts through the bridge, still wearing Dactar]
[looks down the hole, suddenly relieved]
Spike!
[We see Spike, alive, licking Stu, who lies on one of the bridge's support arms below]
He's alive!
[Tires screech and headlights shine. The other grown-ups run towards the babies. Then, their parents pick up their own babies and embraces them] [tears of joy]
My babies! My babies! Oh Dil! My darling! [kisses them both]
[hugging his twins]
We're here! Mommy and daddy are here!
[hugging their twins]
You rascals!
CF Chas Finster
Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
CP Charlotte Pickles
Angelica, sweetheart, everything's going to be okay!
AP Angelica Pickles
Oh, mommy, oh, daddy!
CF Chas Finster
[to Chuckie offscreen]
Did you miss me? You okay?
LP Lou Pickles
[The monkeys look on in bewilderment. Charlotte's phone rings. Instead of answering it, she tosses it into the water] [pull Stu up with a rope]
You've got the Pickle spirit, son. Maybe not the brain, but the spirit.
Oh, Stu, you did it! You found our boys.
[Stu picks up Tommy and Dil. Tommy drops his watch; Stu picks it up, still in perfect shape] [smiles]
Yeah, I guess I did.
I Igor
[Igor and Serge arrive in a police car to recover their monkeys]
My little furry comrades!
S Serge
Splendid monkeys, come to papa. Who's your daddy?
FR Female Reporter
[We look through the viewfinder of a reporter's video recorder]
Babies and monkeys, both lost. Now both found.
[last words; now injured, shoves the female reporter out of sight]
This is my story, pal! I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned. [the monkeys gang up on Rex and fight him. Camera cuts to static] Aah! No, not my toupee! No!
[laughing]
Go get him, you little simians!
CP Charlotte Pickles
Hey, Rex, time for your close up!
CF Chas Finster
[mock sympothy]
Oh, dear, too bad.
[Dil drinks his bottle, then shares it with Tommy] [apologizes to Drew]
I'm sorry about all this Drew.
DP Drew Pickles
[forgives Stu]
It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
[Everyone walks away from the bridge and talks amongst themselves. Margaret pulls the Reptar Wagon]
Remember there was Swamptar?
DP Drew Pickles
Oh yeah, I remember that. Got mud all over...
[Fade back to the Okey-Dokie Jones sequence, where the Rugrats enter the temple] [voice over]
And that was our big adventure. The Monkeys founded their daddies, and we all gots to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, 'cause he gots no teeth. [Dil, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Chuckie's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Dil got ahold of it] But if you think thing went back to the way they was before, you're wrong, 'cause now, thanks to Baby Dil, they was even better! [chuckles]
B Babies
[After Dil grabs the icon, they all start to topple. Before they hit the ground, we go back to reality, in the kitchen with a banana split. After they fall, Dil slides to the stove with the split; when he hit the stove, the split remain intact] [cheering]
Yay!
[last lines]
Way to go, Dilly!
[Freeze frame, then fade out] [Fade to closing credits, when stills of the movie's scenes flash in the background while the credits are seen in the foreground. Credits from "Directed By" to "Additional Music Material By" are flshed on and off, with one background per credit. From "Production Manager" on, credits scroll, with different lettering and fonts, while the background changes. During the credits, portions of "Take Me There", "Wild Ride" and "I Throw My Toys Around" can be heard]
