Chuckie Finster [First lines; The movie begins with the camera is in a jungle and moves in the direction of a mountain in which there is a hidden temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops]
Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
[A group of bats fly out of the mouth of one of the Reptar statues]
Maybe we should go back!
No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! [the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light] Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
Chuckie Finster [voice-over]
That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! [as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised] And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. [Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them] And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. [he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy] But that's okay, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend. [giggles]
Chuckie Finster [The babies run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, causing the babies fall back to the ground]
Watch out!
[Tommy gasped. The boulder starts rolling, and the babies starts to shout while running like the wind to try escape the boulder]
Keep moving! It's right behind us!
Chuckie Finster [Suddenly, the floor opens itself in front of them. Tommy, Phil and Lil make the jump, but Chuckie misses his, hanging on the brink]
Tommy! Help me!
[looking back at Chuckie and the gate, he then grabs Chuckie's hand, pulling him up]
Come on, Chuckie!
[Back to reality: The boulder was a very pregnant Didi's belly and body]
Tommy! [the babies scream and run away] You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
Chuckie Finster [The babies run away at full speed] [voice-over]
We thought the fun times would last forever. [the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over] But we was wrong.
[holds onto Didi as she picks up the babies]
Upsy-daisy, Didi.
SC Susie Carmichael
[Betty opens the patio door and let the Rugrats go out. The grown-ups are having a baby shower for Didi]
Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Glad you could be here, Susie.
WG Woman Guest
What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
AP Angelica Pickles
Thank you. My mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. [Susie laughs while making fun of her angelica's sailor dress] Don't say a word.
AM Aunt Miriam
All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
MG Male Guest
I'm in for 12!
AM Aunt Miriam
12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
WG Woman Guest
[While turning over, Didi accidentally knocks over the table with her belly]
Oh, don't worry.
I mean, you know from behind.
MK Minka Kerpackter
There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
MK Minka Kerpackter
Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
BK Boris Kropotkin
Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. [the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats] He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
WG Woman Guest
[The babies take the coins and hide their selves under the table]
Everything I, oh...
[On way to table, Chuckie clumsily bumps into the ladies, they all gasp. Pan to bottom of table]
Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Chuckie Finster Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
Chuckie Finster [The babies climb out from under the table]
Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres. [he accidentally bumps into Didi's belly]
CP Charlotte Pickles
[on phone]
I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. [to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone] How's our little man?
[rubs her belly]
I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
AM Aunt Miriam
Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
CP Charlotte Pickles
Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" [her phone then rings] Hello?
Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.
R Rugrats
[Cut to Tommy's room, which was remodeled for the new baby. One side is blue, for Tommy's side, which has a Dummi-bear bed, a "Smile!" poster and a trunk with smiles painted all over, The new baby's side is pink, with a crib festooned with balloons and an "It's a girl!" banner on the wall. The babies enter the room to their amazement]
Oh!
Chuckie Finster Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Yep, it's for my new sister.
How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Chuckie Finster Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Well, she's a girl like me, so we know she'll be prettyful.
AP Angelica Pickles
[enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress]
Oh, brother! You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life. [shoves babies en route to table] Now, get out of my way. [dumps the cookies on the table] I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
AP Angelica Pickles
I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. 'Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed...there's that little bald kid in the house again."
My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
AP Angelica Pickles
That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.
AP Angelica Pickles
Yeah, but, then you came along and they put him out in the rain and he turned into a dog.
That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what!
SC Susie Carmichael
[Susie is heard outside, singing to the tune of the first couple of lines of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", "The ABC Song" and "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep". Boris accompanies her on accordion] [singing]
A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.
AP Angelica Pickles
[looks on from Tommy's room]
Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
SC Susie Carmichael
[singing]
A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose. [Angelica leaves while the other babies watch from inside. Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified] A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken. [Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move] A baby is lots of joy.
AP Angelica Pickles
[singing; barging in obnoxiously]
A baby will get all the toys!
SC Susie Carmichael
[whispers]
What are you doing? [continues singing] A baby has a smiley face...
AP Angelica Pickles
[singing]
A baby is from outside space!
SC Susie Carmichael
[whispers]
Angelica!
AP Angelica Pickles
[whispers]
Susie!
SC Susie Carmichael
[singing]
A baby is extra fancy.
AP Angelica Pickles
[singing]
A baby poops in his pantsies! [laughs]
SC Susie Carmichael
Cut it out!
SC Susie Carmichael
[Music switches to a Tejano beat, using different arrangement. The babies climb outside to watch] [singing]
Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
AP Angelica Pickles
[singing obnoxiously]
More like Reptar, screaming in your ear!
B Both
[singing]
A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.
SC Susie Carmichael
[Angelica does a gagging gesture] [singing]
A gift from a Bob!
Chuckie Finster [Cut to under a table, where the Rugrats have crawled underneath. Tommy and Chuckie are talking, while music continues under]
Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
Chuckie Finster Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them. [points to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table]
SC Susie Carmichael
[Return to Angelica and Susie, music reverts to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", though the Tejano flavor remains] [singing]
A baby is very special!
AP Angelica Pickles
[singing]
A baby is, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
[Song ends, Angelica's obnoxious screaming has induced Didi's labor] [painfully groans in discomfort]
Oh! Betty, it's time!
It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
LP Lou Pickles
[Didi begins her rhythmic breathing. The other grownups pick up the babies] [picks up Tommy]
Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver.
[picks up his twins]
Let's go to the car, kids.
CP Charlotte Pickles
[During the rush, the goat has broken loose and is destroying the party. While the goat destroys things, it sets off the sprinkler system]
Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?!
LP Lou Pickles
[The goat comes inside, dragging a chair on his leg. Lou and Tommy look on]
Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!"
L Dr. Lipschitz
[Cut to exterior of the "Lipschitz Maternity Arts Building", 3 cars race to the front entrance. Cut to interior, looking at a bank of monitors with Dr. Lipschitz's image on each monitor] [on monitors]
Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.
N Nurse
[While Lipschitz speaks, a statue with Lipschitz holding several babies comes into view. Then, cut to a board that displays the names of mothers giving birth, in a fashion of the "Arrivals" and "Delays" board at airports. The gang arrive at the reception desk]
Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due till next week, now, dear. Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, huh?
But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!
BK Boris Kropotkin
In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
N Nurse
Ah, yes, the old country room. [opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in a middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer]
Do you have anything a little cleaner?
N Nurse
Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room.
MK Minka Kerpackter
[The gang looks at a window of a tank that has fish, a sea turtle, dolphins, and ruins, plus the pre-requisite maternity gear. The new mother pictured is in scuba gear, while her doctor is in an old-fashioned sea diver's outfit]
She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!
LC Lucy Carmichael
[A couple of doctors enter; one of them is Dr. Lucy Carmichael]
Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your way. [laughs] I didn't realize you were bringin' the whole party! How far apart are the pains, hon?
Oh, they're... [Didi squeezes his hand very tight] pretty much constant.
LC Lucy Carmichael
Okay, Didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?
LP Lou Pickles
[The babies are placed in a playpen]
Here you go, sprout.
[to Tommy]
Don't worry, sweetie, mommy's going to be okay.
Chuckie Finster [Grown-ups leave; Didi continues her breathing exercises]
Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset.
Maybe your baby sister really is losted.
Whoa! Maybe we can buy her a new one.
Chuckie Finster [Tommy pulls out his chocolate coin]
Where're we gonna find a baby in a place like this?
LP Lou Pickles
[Pull away to reveal several doctors walking around, carrying babies. The babies, in the usual fashion, break out of the playpen, and crawl out without being caught by Lou and Boris, who are too busy playing "Fish"]
You got any queens?
BK Boris Kropotkin
Go fish.
[The babies enter the newborns' nursery]
Hey, a baby store.
You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.
LL Lisa Loeb
[The song "This World is Something New to Me" begins as babies cry and Chuckie steps on one of the light switches on the floor. For your convenience, the newborns' lines will be identified by the artist singing it] [singing]
Where am I?
BR B-Real
[singing]
How did I get here?
PS Patti Smith
[singing]
Things look different than yesterday.
LR Lou Rawls
[singing]
So this is the world?
LA Laurie Anderson
[singing]
I miss my old womb.
GG Gordon Gano
[singing]
The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
FS Fred Schneider
[singing; hides under a blanket]
This world is something strange.
LL Lisa Loeb
[singing]
I'm wet.
PD Phife Dawg
[singing; wrapped in a blanket]
I'm cold!
LK Lenny Kravitz
[singing; waggles his diaper]
I need a change!
C Chorus
[tossing their blankets in air]
This world is something new to me.
PD Phife Dawg
[singing]
Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
DR Dawn Robinson
[singing; on an adjacent monitor]
Me either!
B Beck
[Robotic camera zooms in on next baby] [singing]
I'm hungry.
LR Lou Rawls
[singing]
I'm tired.
JD Jakob Dylan
[singing; pounds a crib floor to make a pacifier bounce]
I'm irritated!
LR Lou Rawls
[singing; moves his legs]
But I love the extra leg room.
PS Patti Smith
[singing; points to her bellybutton]
Man! They cut my cord!
IP Iggy Pop
[singing; looks in his diaper]
Ohoho, consider yourself lucky!
BR B-Real
[singing]
This world is way too big!
IP Iggy Pop
[singing; baby points at Chuckie, who's pressing his face against the glass]
And populated by fuzzy pigs.
C Chorus
This world is something new to me.
FS Fred Schneider
[singing]
This world is such a gas. [Passes Gas, causing his diaper to inflate]
Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson: [singing] UGH! P.U., where's your class?
C Chorus
This world is something new to me.
B Beck
[2 baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around] [singing]
Quiet! Can't a guy get some shuteye?!
PS Patti Smith
[The camera zooms in on his eye] [singing]
It's so noisy in here!
IP Iggy Pop
[singing]
I can barely hear myself suck! [grabs a bottle from Chuckie and chugs it down]
JD Jakob Dylan
[singing]
The food here tastes pretty good.
PD Phife Dawg
[singing]
My compliments to the chef.
DR Dawn Robinson
[singing]
And you gotta holler to get fed.
LR Lou Rawls
[singing]
But I could get used to that.
LL Lisa Loeb
[The babies cry, Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch] [singing]
This world is way too bright.
B Beck
[singing]
Can't somebody turn down the light?
GG Gordon Gano
[singing; looks inside his diaper]
So that's what that thing looks like.
JD Jakob Dylan
[singing]
All things here are meant for play,
FS Fred Schneider
[Throws a pacifier; robotic camera follows it] [singing]
It's gonna be a real cool day.
C Chorus
This world is something new to me. [one of the newborns screams Ba-da-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu. Baby boy; "Real cool", while another one says, "La-la-la-la!". As a rainbow forms from the "fountain" at the circle-shaped light] This world is something new to me.
LP Lou Pickles
[Robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends. Lou and Boris enter the nursery]
There you are!
BK Boris Kropotkin
Oy, gevalt! You kinder gave my ticker such a scare!
[Lou pick up the babies and he, Boris and the babies leave the nursery. As they leave, they shut the lights out and the rainbow from the musical number fades away]
[In 4 weeks later, inside the kitchen, where Stu and Didi are in their morning clothes, and the kitchen is a big mess. Didi is literally sleeping in the kitchen sink, among the suds. Dil is crying continuously nonstop]
Didi, what are we gonna do? He hasn't stopped crying since we brought him home!
[Pan to playpen] [covers his ears]
Somehow it's not as much fun around here anymore.
Chuckie Finster Yeah! What's your brother so sad about?
I don't know! But whatever it is, it must be really bad.
[A monkey's head on a cymbal doll that Lil was holding pops off]
Broked? [Stu, Didi and a still-crying Dil walk by] He's not broked! He's, uhh...just a little loud!
AP Angelica Pickles
Ooh! That baby's getting on my nerves!
A Announcer
[Angelica furiously goes into another room and angrily slams the door. Lou is in his char, sleeping as a fishing show is seen. The goat is next to him, also sleeping. Angelica changes the channel and turns up the volume. The first thing she sees is a commercial. Caption: "Coming Soon". The commercial featured monkeys and two ringmasters in a circus ring]
Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business, so Trotsky on down. The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus! [circus logo slides into view]
AP Angelica Pickles
GRANDPA! CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?!
LP Lou Pickles
[The goat bumps into the armchair's back]
It's enough of a circus around here already!
Chuckie Finster [The next morning, Dil cries, the babies are playing inside a crate to be used to ship the Reptar Wagon to Japan. Lou finds them playing among the foam peanuts] [gets annoyed and covers his ears]
Oh, darn.
LP Lou Pickles
Hey, sprouts, crate's no place for you to play. You wouldn't want to get shipped to Japan with Reptar, now would you? [dumps the babies out of the crate, picks it up, and moves it to the next room] I better put this where I can keep an eye on it.
Chuckie Finster [We see Dil nibbling on what was Tommy's blanket]
Dil, that's Tommy's blankie.
Yeah, it used to sleep with me before we even got you.
DP Dil Pickles
[hits Tommy with his rattle]
My blankie!
Chuckie Finster He's not very nice. [Dil hits him with the rattle] Ow!
That's not how you get things from a brother, Tommy.
No, it's not. Here, watch. [shoves Tommy and Chuckie, then tries to take a Reptar doll from Phil]
Hey, that's my Reptar, Lillian!
Is not! [tosses Phil to the floor. The arguing immediately stops] See, Tommy? Now you try it.
DP Dil Pickles
[Tommy walks over to Dil and smiles innocently at him, before grabbing the bear, trying to yank it out of Dil's hands]
Teddy mine!
DP Dil Pickles
Mine! [hits Tommy on the head with his rattle]
[The babies continue to tug at the teddy bear]
Gosh, Tommy learns fast.
[Lou and Stu take the Reptar Wagon from the basement]
Hurry, Pop, they'll be here to pick it up any minute.
AP Angelica Pickles
[Angelica and Drew come over]
Daddy, why can't I watch Shirley-lock Holmes at our house? I'll never be able to hear it with that new baby squawking the whole time!
DP Drew Pickles
Now, sweetheart, Daddy's gotta put in a little overtime today, so that Mommy won't be so ashamed of his quarterly earnings.
AP Angelica Pickles
[Stu answers the door]
Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony is so slow.
But we don't have a pony Angelica.
AP Angelica Pickles
[to Drew]
Then how come you told Mommy, Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?
DP Drew Pickles
[laughs nervously]
He-He...I...
[Dil's screaming is heard from upstairs]
Excuse me, bro. My tax deductions are CRYING! [angrily slams the door]
DP Drew Pickles
[furiously opens the door again and angrily puts Angelica's things inside]
YOU CAN'T DEDUCT THEM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME! [angrily slams the door]
[Tommy and Dil are still arguing over the teddy. The other babies watch, while Chuckie is exhibiting signs of boredom]
Tommy! Dil! Boys, what are you doing?!
Chuckie Finster Ohh...
Dil...let's say we give Tommy a little turn with the bear, huh? [tries to take the teddy bear, causing Dil to start crying in his tantrum] Or not. [returns the teddy bear to Dil. This stops Dil's crying, but now Tommy cries] Hey, champ, [picks up Tommy] why don't you come with me for a minute? I got something to show you that's even better than your old teddy bear. [takes him to his workshop]
[Chuckie watches as Dil naps comfortably with the teddy bear]
PA Phil and Lil
[Cut back upstairs, where a goat is eating sleeping Lou's newspaper. The babies stand and look at the Reptar Wagon]
Wow!
Chuckie Finster What is that, you guys?
Chuckie Finster What do you think it's for?
[climbs into the wagon]
I bet it could take us to the baby store.
Great idea, Lillian. We could take Dil to the hopsicle and get Tommy's money back.
[climbs out]
Yeah, it's money back bearanteed.
Chuckie Finster Guys! Guys, Tommy's not gonna be happy about this.
[while he and Lili foolishly lug Dil towards the wagon and places him in there]
Well, he's sure not happy now.
Chuckie Finster Well...
You watch. Once Dil goes back to the baby store, Tommy will be happy here.
Chuckie Finster I don't know about this.
[enters the room]
What are you doing?
We, uh, actually, Lillian was, uh...
We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
What?! You can't do that. My mommy and daddy wanna keep him!
Chuckie Finster See? See?
Why? All he does is cry and poop.
Well, you poop an awful lot!
Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
I am not a poopie monster!
A Announcer
[Angelica is in the living room, watching "Shirley-lock Holmes", it's about to go to a commercial, when the title sequence for that show is displayed]
..."Shirley-lock Holmes, Girl Detective", right after these messages.
[Disturbed by the babies' noise, Angelica goes and ask them kindly to make less noise]
We thought you'd be happy, Tommy!
AP Angelica Pickles
Hey, babies. Knock it off! Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV! [Dil sees Cynthia and swipes her from her] Huh? Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.
PA Phil and Lil
[Angelica and Dil tug at Cynthia, only for Angelica to lose her grip and fall into the crate]
Pretty good.
[Angelica brushes off some foam peanuts, turns red in anger and growls] [calms Angelica down]
Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.
AP Angelica Pickles
[angrily grabs Tommy by his collar]
You wanna ride in a wagon? [furiously drops Tommy into the wagon] I'll give you a ride...to outside space! [viciously kicks the Reptar Wagon, which moves towards the front door, painfully hurting her foot] Ow! [hopping while holding her foot in pain, her hears on the TV that the show is out of commercials] My show! Next commercial, you babies are in big trouble! [slams the door]
Chuckie Finster [to himself, as the Reptar wagon rides outside, carrying the babies]
Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away. [to the babiess] Ooh! Wait for me! [climbs into the moving Reptar Wagon, which has now left the house, down the street]
Which way to the hospicle?
We're not going to the hospicle!
Chuckie Finster Well, we're going somewhere!
UE United Express Driver
[Cut back to house, the goat is eating the foam peanuts. A delivery man for United Express arrives to pick up the crate. Lou is still asleep]
Uh, pardon me. Pickup for Pickles to Japan?
LP Lou Pickles
[yawning]
Take it away, take it away.
UE United Express Driver
[The delivery man seals up the crate and carries it out on a hand truck. He tosses a receipt on sleeping Lou's lap]
Yeah, have a good day.
AP Angelica Pickles
[Cut to Angelica, watching TV, while outside, Spike barks loudly]
Pipe down, Spike! Me and Cynthia are watching... [notices that Cynthia is missing] Cynthia? [proceeds to the front door] Nice try, babies. Now gimme back my... [gasps; sees that the babies and the Reptar Wagon are gone. She only sees Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat] CYNTHIAAAA!
[Pull away from front door and pan to Dil still holding Cynthia, as the babies continue drive the Reptar Wagon on the street. They zoom past a car, causing it to veer out of control and crash. The wagon flies down a wooden staircase, nearly hitting an elderly woman, who leaps out of the way. It bursts through the railing and lands back on the street, swerving away from another car, which also crashes with the sound of glass smashing. Cut back home, Spike continues barking, and Angelica enters the yard in her "Shirley-lock Holmes" costume and skates]
AP Angelica Pickles
They took Cynthia, Spike! [unties the leash from the doghouse] Come on! You're gonna be my butthound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house and doll house! I want those foogitives back in custardy. [Spike runs off, with her in tow] Whoa! Bad dog! Bad dog! STOP!
SP Stu Pickles
[Back inside, Stu enters the living room, talking to Didi on a cordless phone] [on the phone]
Deed, just go to the spa and relax. Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the, uh... [sees that the crate's gone] Pop, where's the crate?
LP Lou Pickles
[wakes up]
Oh, I guess the delivery folks must've come.
SP Stu Pickles
Wow. They loaded her up and everything, huh?
[on phone]
Stu, let me talk to Tommy.
SP Stu Pickles
Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy. Pop...uh...uh, where are the kids?
LP Lou Pickles
That's funny. They were here a minute ago, playing in the...
SA Stu and Lou
[look outside the open front door]
THE CRATE!
SP Stu Pickles
Uh, Honey...I'm gonna have to call you back. [hangs up, then glares at Lou in anger]
[Meanwhile, back at the forest, Tommy tries to change Dil's diaper. Tommy is powdering Dil's bottom, they all cough as the baby powder clouds up]
The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!
Well, I'm doing the best I can.
DP Dil Pickles
[hits Tommy with his feet]
Pee-pee! [giggles and pees]
Chuckie Finster Stop it, Dil!
[The babies try to get out of the way of the stream. Lil and Phil trip over each other]
Get him off me!
Chuckie Finster [falls, then a frog jumps on his head]
AAH! FROG! FROG! AAH! [runs around and falls face first in a pile of leaves. The frog hops away] Oh. [Phil and Lil help him up; angrily starts to walk over to Tommy] Your brother made a frog jump on me!
Chuckie Finster Stop it!
Chuckie Finster You stop it!
Chuckie Finster Stop it!
[puts a diaper on Dil]
Hey, guys, maybe we should stop playing around and figure out how to get home.
But, Tommy, we don't even know where we are.
Uh, I know! I've got my sponsatility! [pulls out his pocket watch]
What's a sponsatility, Tommy?
[putting Dil in the Reptar Wagon]
No, it's what you get for being a big brother. It's just like Okey-Dokey Jones uses when he has to find his way home.
[pulling a duffel bag to the Reptar Wagon]
I thought that's called a crumpass.
Well, my dad gave it to me, and he called it a sponsatility.
Well, um, uh, hmm. This way. Uh...That's the way! Straight up that hill!
AP Angelica Pickles
[Meanwhile, on the interstate, Angelica is still being towed on her skates by Spike]
Aahhh! Bad dog, bad dog! STOP! [they approach the scene of the mattress truck's crash, complete with tow truck and flares. Spike finds Dil's pacifier on the ground and stops. But she keeps going, and Spike is tugged along on his leash as they plummet into the woods. They bounce off several tree branches. She screams as she trips on her skates, then falls and lands upside down against a tree, knocking her unconscious. We fade out, then fade back in again once she comes to. As soon as her vision clears, the first thing she sees is Spike, holding her detective hat] You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
[We pan across the expanse of the forest, where we see the mattress truck accident scene overhead]
[Cut back to the forest. The babies are pulling the Reptar wagon, with Tommy pushing it and Dil inside] [to the babies]
Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]
Not much fun back there, is it?
Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]
Chuckie Finster I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]
Chuckie Finster [The babies stop at the top of a hill, and gasped in horror]
Oh, no!
We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
We can't see any houses from here.
Chuckie Finster [We look at the panoramic forest from the top of the hill]
We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
LK Lieutenant Klavin
[Pull away, until we see a wolf growling from a distance. Cut to Stu and Didi, at the scene of the mattress truck accident. They're with Lt. Klavin] [picks up the pacifier]
Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]
[Stu and Didi react in shock. We cut back to the babies where Chuckie is sobbing]
This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster Uh...
Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster Uh...Uh - Uh...
It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
[Dil hiccups]
Those hiccups are really starting to bug me.
Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
Chuckie Finster [sees the smoke from the distance]
Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
[amazed]
Wow. My sponsatility does work.
Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
Maybe a lizard lives there.
Chuckie Finster A lizard?
You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]
Chuckie Finster [helps him up]
Oh, Tommy, are you okay?
I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
Chuckie Finster [They see a large animal footprint on the ground] [studies the paw print]
Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.
I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
Chuckie Finster The wolf ate a girl?
I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...
[The wolf howls again, and the babies scream. They all get into the Reptar Wagon. Chuckie pushes the wagon before climbing in, and take off]
Do you see the wolf?!
Chuckie Finster I don't know what he looks like!
Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
[Dil pulls a lever to make the Reptar Wagon move]
No, Dil! Bad Dil! No!
[We cut to a forest scene where we see a couple of deer eating off the ground, a pair of chipmunks and rabbits kissing each other, a couple of birds on a branch singing and a raccoon scampering about a squirrel while a skunk looks on. This serene scene is disturbed and the animals run in panic when the babies and the Reptar Wagon crashes on through]
I am Reptar! [roars]
RF Ranger Frank
[We then cut to a forest road, where forest rangers Frank and Margaret are driving around in a Jeep. The radio is playing]
Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.
RF Ranger Frank
Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
[Just then, the Reptar Wagon crosses the road in back of them. Margaret turned around and caught a glimpse of it]
And dragons. Ha!
Chuckie Finster [Cut to Reptar Wagon]
Tommy, I sawed some grownups! Stop! Stop!
I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]
[The Reptar Wagon is barreling toward a cliff at top speed]
Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
[They all scream. Tommy pulls a lever. The wagon swerves to a complete stop at the edge of the cliff. It teeters forward and pebbles roll into the river far below. The wagon levels out, flinging Tommy to the back seat, leaving Dil at the wheel, giggling]
Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.
[Dil plays with the brake. The wheels move and the wagon moves slightly over the cliff's edge]
Dil, no!
[Too late, Dil releases the lever and the babies slide down the cliff into the river. As water splashes on them, the bottom of the wagon inflates into a raft, keeping the wagon afloat. The tip of its tail doubles as a propeller]
Aqua Reptar, engaged.
[As the babies coast under a wooden bridge, the park rangers drive over it. Fade to ranger station]
I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
RF Ranger Frank
Margaret.
A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]
RF Ranger Frank
While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!
Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?
Chuckie Finster [Cut back to the forest]
Do you think we'll still be able to find the lizard's house, Tommy?
Sure, Chuckie. Long as I got my sponsatility, we'll never be losted.
Which way are we apposed to go?
[uses his watch to find his way]
Um...uh...um...that way.
Chuckie Finster [The babies follow a trail. Time passes and a view shows the babies circling a large tree]
Hey, lookie, footprints. Maybe there's other babies around here.
Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.
You're leading us around and around, Tommy.
But it was working before.
I don't think it ever worked. I think your sponsatility's broke, just like your brother.
He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi!
We could have been drowned.
CF Chucklie Finster
[as he covers his ears to avoid the argument, he spots something and points in fear]
Hey, you guys! Clow-clow...
Chuckie Finster CLOWN!! [points to a rail car with a clown's face painted on it]
What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?
Maybe some giant baby losted his choo-choo.
CM Circus Monkeys
[The door of the rail car slowly opens. A figure, which looks like some sort of mysterious person, appears. In reality, it was actually 3 monkeys hiding underneath the clothes. From here on, a sense of mayhem prevails while Devo's "Witch Doctor" plays over] [singing]
Ooh, eek! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [4 more monkeys emerge from the top of the car. One of them is wearing a yellow hat, another is wearing a pink dress and carrying a parasol, and the 3rd monkey is an infant wearing a diaper] Ooh-ee! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
D Devo
[The top monkey, the one with the starry hat, blows a raspberry. The babies try to run away, but found themselves surrounded by a circle of six monkeys] [singing]
You want to learn something that I can teach to you. You want to know a secret that I swear is true. [a monkey holds onto Chuckie while another monkey, in a tree, pulls by its tail] Monkeys, we have more fun than humans ever do!
CM Circus Monkeys
[The monkey swings from the tree and crashes through a picture of a palm tree. He, then, crashes back through the picture, banging on a drum. A compartment opens, with another monkey, with another drum. In that drum, yet another money with yet another drum exits, though this time, it's an upright snare drum. A fourth monkey burst through the top of that drum and "drums" on the 3rd monkey's head] [singing]
Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [a monkey takes Tommy away in a trike. 2 more monkeys, one of them with a bow on her head, walk on their hands while Phil and Lil ride on their feet. They crash down] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang walla walla bing bang!
[Chuckie and another monkey are up in a tree. The monkey steals his glasses, causing Chuckie to fall down. The monkey with a wizard's cap pulls put a pillow to catch Chuckie, but them pulls away. As Chuckie is about to crash, a monkey in a tree being held by its tail by another pulls Chuckie back up, tosses Chuckie up in the air, and lands in the arms of another monkey, which gave back Chuckie's glasses]
D Devo
[singing]
We learn to climb and swing before we learn to run. We like to party and there's room for everyone. Come by and see if you really wanna have some fun.
CM Circus Monkeys
[2 monkeys fight in front of the Reptar Wagon, they run away after Dil bonks them on the snout with his bottle] [singing]
Ooh, eee, ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang. [the parasol monkey parachutes off the top of the car, with her baby holding on. Phil and Lil follow with a skeleton of a parasol, but crashes] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
D Devo
[A monkey in a tree wearing tennis shoes peels bark from a branch and eats the bugs inside. 4 other monkeys line up behind him, eating the bugs off each other’s backs. Lil takes a bug off the 4th monkey's back, but Phil swipes it from her, then eats it. He licks his lips in satisfaction, much to Lil's annoyance. She scowls at him and he smiles at her] [singing]
You'll never see us tired 'cause we're way too smart for workin'. A monkey knows a lot more than a man. [3 monkeys hold onto Chuckie as he dives down; his glasses land onto Dil's head. The monkey with a parasol swipes the glasses and Dil's bottle, and feeds it to a baby monkey] We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas. Don't you know we never need a plan?
DP Dil Pickles
Mine! Mine!
[Instrumental portion of song plays under while the Rugrats continue prancing with the monkeys. Tommy hops on one foot, until he hears and sees Dil crying]
What? What do you want?
DP Dil Pickles
Hungry, hungry.
CM Circus Monkeys
[Tommy goes to tend to Dil as the song continues; Chuckie slides to the ground off a monkey’s back and lands on the back of another monkey. The monkey rides Chuckie off somewhere] [singing]
Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh...
Oh, but I really wanna go play with the monkeys. [digs in the duffel bag, grunts, and opens a jar of banana baby food. He gives it to Dil]
DP Dil Pickles
[The monkeys catch a whiff of the banana aroma and smile] [eating the banana baby food]
Hungry, hungry. Oh, boy. [giggles, and makes a mess of himself]
[Dil eats the banana baby food and makes a mess of himself. He licks the mashed bananas off himself. Tommy tosses the jar away and is about to get another one when 3 monkeys run across the Reptar Wagon. 2 of them steal the diaper bag, which Tommy attempts to tug back, but loses his grip. Many of the other monkeys follow]
Watch my brother! I gotta get the diapie bag! [leaves]
Chuckie Finster [Two monkeys start to lick Dil, who is now covered with creamed bananas]
Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner. [tries to pull Dil away from the monkeys] Oh, no! Hey, guys, help! There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother!
[The twins just stare]
So?
Chuckie Finster Oh, just help me, okay? [to the monkeys] Don't touch my hair! Hey! [Dil flies into Phil and Lil's arms]
[But a monkey in a tree tries to steal him]
Buzz off!
Chuckie Finster [He tries to take his glasses back from the baby monkey]
Let go!
PA Phil and Lil DeVille
[mishearing]
Okay. [both let go of Dil's legs. Lil shrugged to her twin brother]
Chuckie Finster [The monkey takes him away. The other monkeys follow. The baby monkey takes off Chuckie's glasses and tosses them to the ground] [ambles around near him]
Oh, this is just great. I tell you, it can't get any worser than... [accidentally steps on his glasses, cracking the lenses]...this. [puts it back on]
Well, at least the monkeys are gone.
Yeah. And they took baby Dil with them.
[Chuckie gasps in horror and watches as the monkeys climb a tree with Dil]
AP Angelica Pickles
[In another part of the forest, Spike continues to pull Angelica by the leash]
Hey, Spike! Where are you going, you dumb dog?! [trips on a stone] Hey! My rolly blade is cracked. [Spike appears in front of her] Oh, Cynthia. Are they taking care of you? [the wolf appears behind her back] Will they know to comb your hair, [takes one of her skates off] or change you into your sports jumper with matching neckerchief at lunch time? [angrily tosses the skate towards the back, unknowingly striking the wolf's head] Pee-yew, Spike! Dog breath! Spike?
[After seeing the wolf, Spike runs away very quickly, with Angelica following him on his leash, screaming. Angelica never saw the wolf, who looks at her and growls. Back home, Stu is preparing for takeoff with Dactar]
Don't worry. This time she'll fly. I'm facing into the wind. [accidentally pops up the loose handlebars]
LP Lou Pickles
[Dactar is attached by rope to Stu's car, driven by Grandpa, due to the loud noise]
He's ready?
LP Lou Pickles
[mishearing]
Go?
LP Lou Pickles
[still mishearing]
All right, then! [drives off]
Chuckie Finster [Stu screams as Dactar flies haphazardly. Back in the forest, the babies, minus Tommy, discover that Dil was replaced with a monkey]
Oh, This is bad! Bad!
[sees Tommy coming back with the duffel bag]
Shh! Here comes Tommy.
[Phil and Chuckie did so]
Okay, guys! I got it.
Chuckie Finster Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.
I gotta finish feeding my brother.
I don't think he's hungry.
Chuckie Finster Yeah. Besides, he's, um...
[lifts the blanket, and is shocked to see a baby monkey drinking a bottle]
A monkey?
[shocked]
My brother turned into a monkey?!
Chuckie Finster [Lightning strikes from a distance]
Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.
I can't go home with my brother being a monkey!
Chuckie Finster Oh, but Tommy, we gotta get to the lizard's house.
[brightens]
That's it! I'll get the lizard to wish him back into a people!
The lizard's only going to give us one wish.
Chuckie Finster Yeah, and if you use it up on Dil, how are we gonna get home?
He's my brother, Chuckie! I have to wish him back!
Yes, I can! What would you do if Phil turned into a monkey?
That's different. I like Phillip! Besides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway, 'cause that's not even your brother. [Tommy and Chuckie gasped] Wait a minute.
Chuckie Finster What Lillian means is...um...the monkeys kind of took baby Dil, and we just - we thought you wouldn't mind a baby monkey instead.
Lookit, Tommy, nobody likes him!
We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy. You can find your brother by yourself!
Will you help me, Chuckie?
Chuckie Finster [refused]
Sorry, Tommy.
[shocked again]
But-But you're my bestest friend.
Chuckie Finster Yeah? Well, if-if I'm your bestest friend, then how come when I got throwed up on, you didn't help me? Huh, huh? And when I falled overboard, you didn't help me. [tearing up] And then when the monkey grabbed me, you didn't even care about my boo-boo.
Face it, Tommy. You don't got a bestest friend no more. All you gots is a brother.
[dejected in tears, then decided]
Oh, um...fine. I'll go find him by myself. [goes off to find Dil]
[Chuckie, Phil, and Lil are left behind as it starts to rain. The "baby" monkey escapes, leaving the diaper behind]
Chuckie Finster [In another part of the forest, Phil and Lil pushes a frightened Chuckie on, even though the lightning makes a trees resemble scary monsters. Then, lightning strikes a tree. They all run for cover, with Phil accidentally leaving his blue shoes behind near a fallen tree trunk]
Phil? Lil? [sees Phil's shoes] Aah! Ohh! Oh. Phil.
Chuckie Finster He always loved climbing on trees. Now a tree's climbed on him.
[crying while holding her brother's shoes]
He was my favoritest brother. Speak to me, Philip!
[coming out alive]
Have you guys seen my shoes?
[relieved]
Philip! [Chuckie gasped in relief as she hugs him] I don't like this adventure anymore, Philip. [gives him back his shoes]
[puts on his shoes]
Gosh, Chuckie, this time we really are doomed.
Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! [cries]
[slaps Lil to snap her out of it]
Snap out of it, Lilian! We gotta find the lizard!
Chuckie Finster I don't know, guys. If we find the lizard and Tommy doesn't, how's he ever gonna get home?
What are you worried about him for? He's the one who was gonna let you get eated by a fish!
All he cares about now is baby Dil.
CD Chuckie DeVille
Yeah, well, somebody has to. Don't they?
[Lightning strikes, Back under the tree, Tommy picks up his watch, and tenderly looks at the picture of himself and Dil. Then he went back inside the tree as he hears Dil crying, not in annoyance, but in fear] [singing a lullaby]
Baby, please, rest your head. Soon we will be home in bed. Until then, I'll protect...you like no other. You're okay for a little brother.
DP Dil Pickles
[calms down, and smiles]
My Tommy.
[smiles as well]
My Dil.
[Dil hiccups. Dil offers to share his blanket with Tommy. Together, they fall asleep. The Camera pulls away upward from the tree; the storm ends and the sky begins to clear. It was almost sunset]
[In another part of the forest, the grownups are still looking for the babies] [crying]
Oh, we'll never find them! Can't you do something?!
[The Jeep that they were riding in got stuck in the mud]
Come on, baby. Come on!
[on CB]
Sky Pickle to ground Pickle!
[Cut to Stu, flying in his Dactar glider]
Roger that, Deed! We have aerial search! [collides into a flock of ducks]
[Back to the forest; the monkeys gang up on Tommy and Dil]
Oh, no. N-Nice monkeys. Ohh.
[Out of nowhere, Phil and Lil bravely came to the rescue by pulling the monkeys' tails]
Not so fast you monkeys!
[Phil and Lil heroically let go of the tails as the monkeys whack each other in the heads. They scrambled away in fear]
Lil! Phil! [hugging them both] You came back! Oh, but-but where's...
[Chuckie is driving the Reptar Wagon at full speed. The monkeys get out of the wagon's way]
Grrr! I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
Chuckie Finster [to Tommy]
Hi, Tommy! [bravely reaches for a jar of abby food in the wagon] Hey, monkeys! You want nanners? Well, come and get'em! [runs with the banana baby food, with the monkeys following him]
Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.
Yeah. We're gonna miss him. Well, we better get in the wagon and get outta here.
No! You guys take Dil and go look for the lizard. I gotta go help my bestest friend. [starts walking around with his watch]
AP Angelica Pickles
[Cut to Angelica, who's at the site of the train wreck, still being towed by Spike]
Ohh! Aah! [lands near the crashed-circus train] Ooh! [losing her hat in the process] Dumb dog. There's no babies around here. Aah! [crashes into Chuckie, who gasped] There you are! Hand over my Cynthia, Finster!
Chuckie Finster Run, Angelica! [runs away] The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!
AP Angelica Pickles
[confused]
Huh? [getting trampled by the monkeys. One of the monkeys conveniently drop Cynthia near her] Cynthia! [another monkey tries to steal Cynthia] Hey! [grabs the monkey by the tail, and is once again towed away] Ohh! Stop!
[Spike finds Tommy and licks him] [relieved]
Spike! You found me!
Chuckie Finster [Chuckie trips on a stone near a cliff; he is surrounded by the monkeys. The camera pans away to show the river, and on the other side of that bridge, that wolf. Tommy rides Spike towards Chuckie, who opens the stewed bananas and tries to pour them into the river, but the wind slopped the food onto Chuckie]
Ugh! Oh! Ohh! Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys. I was only kidding. Don't be mad at me. Please? Okay. Help. [the monkeys pounce onto him and try to lick the food off. Tommy and Spike come to the rescue; they chase the monkeys away]
Chuckie Finster Tommy! Thank goodness!
[Spike licks Chuckie]
Come on, Chuckie! [pulls out his pocket watch and points it at the direction of a fire tower] Chuckie! The lizard's house! Let's find the others! We gots a lizard to see!
Chuckie Finster [Tommy and Chuckie ride on Spike's back. Camera pans in the air to the Reptar wagon, parkes at a distance]
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ohh! Ohh! Spike! I can't look! I can't look!
[A low branch knocked Tommy and Chuckie off. Spike runs off]
Spike! Spike!
DP Dil Pickles
[Phil and Lil catch up with Tommy and Chuckie. The monkeys find the babies and gang up on them. Meanwhile, back at the Reptar Wagon, Dil plays with the brakes, thinking that its round handle is a ball]
My ball! [pulls the brakes, and the wagon runs off]
Chuckie Finster [Back with the monkeys, who dance around the babies]
Don't let them take me, Tommy! [the monkey tries to pull his hair] I don't wanna be monkey boy!
PA Phil and Lil
[as the monkeys try to pull their clothes]
Aah!
[as the monkey tries to pull his shirt]
Aah!
[The twins pull Tommy and Chuckie in as the wagon rolls by, frightening the monkeys]
Hang onto your diapies, babies. Grr!
TA Tommy and Lil
Thanks, Dilly. Woo, hoo, hoo!
LD Lil DeVille
Dilly, you're my hero! [kisses Dil] Bye-bye, monkeys!
AP Angelica Pickles
[Meanwhile, Angelica is still being towed by a monkey]
Aah! Oh! Stop it! [angrily bites the monkey's tail. The monkey runs off in pain, leaving Cynthia behind. She picks up Cynthia and kisses it] Cynthia! [the Reptar Wagon passes by] Hey, you stupid diaper bag! Wait for me! [Phil and Lil fend off 2 monkeys as she hops on the wagon's tail] Dumb monkeys! [the wagon goes on some railroad tracks, crashing a "Do Not Enter" sign and going through a tunnel. Then, it goes on a rickety old bridge over the river] After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia beh- [the wagon hits a missing board on the bridge, catapults her and her doll off in the air] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDD!!!!!!!
I didn't know she could fly.
LD Lil DeVille
I think it's cause she's a witch.
[Angelica dangles on a broken board by a strap on her jumper]
Hang on, Angelica!
[Angelica's other skate comes loose and goes over the falls]
[Cut to Rex Pester's helicopter. A pilot is flying the chopper while Rex is both reporting and taping with the camera]
A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods. Our hearts go out to their grief-stricken parents... [Stu's Dactar crashes into the chopper; Stu screams in panic] Look out, Pickles! Now look what you've done! [Stu groans. He fights the pilot over the controls] Are you out of your mind?! Get out! [pushes Stu and Dactar away from the chopper, but breaks the controls off accidentally
[The chopper goes into tailspin]
Whoa!
[crying]
And I never won an Emmy!
[The chopper crash-lands in the forest]
Oops. [drops the chopper's handlebars before continues flying haphazardly] I'm coming, Tommy. I'm coming, Dil. [a couple of screws come loose] Oh! Ah!
AP Angelica Pickles
[Meanwhile, back on the bridge, the Rugrats are still trying to rescue Angelica, who lost her coat] [still carrying Cynthia as she's climbing back on the bridge]
Ugh! Hurry up, babies!
Chuckie Finster [The monkeys return]
Don't let them take me!
AP Angelica Pickles
Don't let them take Cynthia!
I don't think they're going to take anyone. Look!
B Babies
[The monkeys leave in fear]
Yay!
AP Angelica Pickles
Hooray! Dumb-dumb monkeys!
B Babies
[The wolf appears at the foot of the bridge and slowly goes towards the babies]
Oh!
Chuckie Finster [scared]
We wanna go home. We wanna go home.
B Babies
[The wolf gets closer, growling viciously]
Aah!
B Babies
[Spike then appears from nowhere and fights the wolf]
Yay!
DP Dil Pickles
[bouncing on the seat]
Spike, Spike!
[Spike and the wolf are fighting too close to the edge of the bridge]
Oh, no, Spike! Spike!
You gotta get outta there, Spikey!
AP Angelica Pickles
Yo, dumb wolf! [angrily blows raspberries at the wolf]
B Babies
[The wolf starts to go toward Angelica. As he was about to bite her, Spike bites his tail and drags him down, while they both slowly go through a hole in the bridge] [alarmed]
Spike!
DP Dil Pickles
[Both Spike and the wolf fall into the river] [now sad]
Spike?
AP Angelica Pickles
[All the babies cry]
Dumb dog! Why'd you have to go and... [sobs]
[Cut to Stu and Dactar]
Whoa! [suddenly spots the babies on the bridge] Deed, I found them! They're over by the ranger station! I'm going IIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!! [Dactar crashes for the last time, into the ranger's station. The babies gasped. The ranger's station collapsed to the ground. Now feeling all woozy, he gets up on his feet, "wearing" Dactar's remnants, and walks towards the bridge] Ahh!
B Babies
[gasped]
The lizard!
[pulls up his diaper and speaks to the "Lizard"]
Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...No. [looks at the babies, who are still sad] We wish we had our doggie back.
Ahhh. [busts through the bridge, still wearing Dactar]
[looks down the hole, suddenly relieved]
Spike!
[We see Spike, alive, licking Stu, who lies on one of the bridge's support arms below]
He's alive!
[Tires screech and headlights shine. The other grown-ups run towards the babies. Then, their parents pick up their own babies and embraces them] [tears of joy]
My babies! My babies! Oh Dil! My darling! [kisses them both]
[hugging his twins]
We're here! Mommy and daddy are here!
[hugging their twins]
You rascals!
Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
CP Charlotte Pickles
Angelica, sweetheart, everything's going to be okay!
AP Angelica Pickles
Oh, mommy, oh, daddy!
[to Chuckie offscreen]
Did you miss me? You okay?
LP Lou Pickles
[The monkeys look on in bewilderment. Charlotte's phone rings. Instead of answering it, she tosses it into the water] [pull Stu up with a rope]
You've got the Pickle spirit, son. Maybe not the brain, but the spirit.
Oh, Stu, you did it! You found our boys.
[Stu picks up Tommy and Dil. Tommy drops his watch; Stu picks it up, still in perfect shape] [smiles]
Yeah, I guess I did.
I Igor
[Igor and Serge arrive in a police car to recover their monkeys]
My little furry comrades!
S Serge
Splendid monkeys, come to papa. Who's your daddy?
FR Female Reporter
[We look through the viewfinder of a reporter's video recorder]
Babies and monkeys, both lost. Now both found.
[last words; now injured, shoves the female reporter out of sight]
This is my story, pal! I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned. [the monkeys gang up on Rex and fight him. Camera cuts to static] Aah! No, not my toupee! No!
[laughing]
Go get him, you little simians!
CP Charlotte Pickles
Hey, Rex, time for your close up!
[mock sympothy]
Oh, dear, too bad.
[Dil drinks his bottle, then shares it with Tommy] [apologizes to Drew]
I'm sorry about all this Drew.
DP Drew Pickles
[forgives Stu]
It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
[Everyone walks away from the bridge and talks amongst themselves. Margaret pulls the Reptar Wagon]
Remember there was Swamptar?
DP Drew Pickles
Oh yeah, I remember that. Got mud all over...
Chuckie Finster [Fade back to the Okey-Dokie Jones sequence, where the Rugrats enter the temple] [voice over]
And that was our big adventure. The Monkeys founded their daddies, and we all gots to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, 'cause he gots no teeth. [Dil, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Chuckie's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Dil got ahold of it] But if you think thing went back to the way they was before, you're wrong, 'cause now, thanks to Baby Dil, they was even better! [chuckles]
B Babies
[After Dil grabs the icon, they all start to topple. Before they hit the ground, we go back to reality, in the kitchen with a banana split. After they fall, Dil slides to the stove with the split; when he hit the stove, the split remain intact] [cheering]
Yay!
Chuckie Finster [last lines]
Way to go, Dilly!
[Freeze frame, then fade out] [Fade to closing credits, when stills of the movie's scenes flash in the background while the credits are seen in the foreground. Credits from "Directed By" to "Additional Music Material By" are flshed on and off, with one background per credit. From "Production Manager" on, credits scroll, with different lettering and fonts, while the background changes. During the credits, portions of "Take Me There", "Wild Ride" and "I Throw My Toys Around" can be heard]
