Christine Cavanaugh movie quotes

View Quote Duchess the Cat: Oh, do forgive me for scratching you, dear. I got a bit carried away. It's a cat thing.
Babe: Oh, well, but…
Duchess: Feeling good about tomorrow, are you?
Babe: Mm-hmm. It should be all right, I think.
Duchess: You know, I probably shouldn't say this, but I'm not sure if you realize how much the other animals are laughing at you for this sheep dog business.
Babe: Why would they do that?
Duchess: Well, they say you've forgotten that you're a pig. Isn't that silly? They say you don't even know what pigs are for.
Babe: What do you mean?
Duchess: You know, why pigs are here.
Babe: Why are any of us here?
Duchess: Well, the cows are here to be milked. The dogs are here to help the Boss's husband with the sheep. I am here to be beautiful and affectionate to the Boss.
Babe: Yes?
Duchess: [sighs softly] The fact is that pigs don't have a purpose. Just like…ducks don't have a purpose.
Babe: I—I don't, uh…
Duchess: Alright, for your sake, I'll be blunt. Why do the Bosses keep ducks? To eat them. So why do the Bosses keep a pig? The fact is animals without a purpose really do have a purpose. The Bosses have to eat. It's probably the most noble purpose of all when you come to think about it.
Babe: [horrified] They eat pigs?
Duchess: Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they're alive.
Babe: [frightened] But, uh, I'm a sheep pig?
Duchess: [giggles] The Boss's husband is just playing a little game with you. Believe me, sooner or later, every pig gets eaten. That's the way the world works. Oh, I haven't frustrated you, have I? [chuckles softly]

View Quote Puppy: It does look stupid, Mom.
Fly the Border Collie: Not as stupid as sheep, mind you, but pigs are definitely stupid.
Babe: [clears throat] Excuse me. No, we're not.
Fly: Good heavens! Who are you?
Babe: I'm a Large White.
Fly: Yes, that's your breed, dear. What's your name?
Babe: I don't know.
Fly: Well, what did your mother call you to tell you apart from your brothers and sisters?
Babe: Our Mom called us all the same.
Fly: And what was that, dear?
Babe: She called us all "Babe."
Horse: [neighs] Perhaps we shouldn't talk too much about, uh, family. [whinnies]
Babe: [sobbing] I want my Mom. [crying]
Fly: [stares at Babe, then goes up to him] There, there…you've got to be a brave boy, now. I left my mother when I was your age, and my puppies will have to leave me soon. But I'll keep the eyes on you, if you like, just till you find your feet. [Rex shows up, sees Babe] The little pig's a bit low. He's going to sleep with us, just till he finds his feet.
Rex the Male Sheepdog: [whimpers] Until he finds his feet. [leaves]
Puppy: But, Mom, he'll wet the bed?
Fly: Shh, listen. [to Babe] If you do want to do anything, you'll go outside, won't you? Good boy.

View Quote Ferdinand: Humans eat ducks?
Babe: [gasping] I beg your pardon?
Ferdinand: Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.
Babe: Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.
Ferdinand: Oh, come on. Duchess, the Hoggetts' cat? Why?
Babe: Well, they're…
Ferdinand: They're indispensable—they Fly's puppies? You eat chickens—why? They make eggs with the chickens and the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.
Babe: Right…
Ferdinand: I'm tired to with the chickens and hens; it didn't work. So I turned to quacking, and hello? I discover my gift! But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job! Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it?—the mechanical roosters?
Babe: Oh dear me…
Ferdinand: Oh dear you?! [sighs/quacks] I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things. But, pig, I'm all I've got!
Babe: Um…why do you need me to to do it?
Ferdinand: [sighs/quacks] I'm allergic to Duchess.
Babe: Oh.
Ferdinand: They make me sneeze.
Babe: Oh. Don't worry, I won't sleep to Duchess.

View Quote [First lines; The movie begins with the camera is in a jungle and moves in the direction of a mountain in which there is a hidden temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops]
Chuckie Finster: Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
[A group of bats fly out of the mouth of one of the Reptar statues]
Phil DeVille: Maybe we should go back!
Lil DeVille: Very back!
Tommy Pickles: No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! [the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light] Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
Chuckie Finster: [voice-over] That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! [as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised] And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. [Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them] And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. [he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy] But that's okay, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend. [giggles]
[The babies run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, causing the babies fall back to the ground]
Chuckie Finster: Watch out!
[Tommy gasped. The boulder starts rolling, and the babies starts to shout while running like the wind to try escape the boulder]
Tommy Pickles: Keep moving! It's right behind us!
[Suddenly, the floor opens itself in front of them. Tommy, Phil and Lil make the jump, but Chuckie misses his, hanging on the brink]
Chuckie Finster: Tommy! Help me!
Tommy Pickles: [looking back at Chuckie and the gate, he then grabs Chuckie's hand, pulling him up] Come on, Chuckie!
[Back to reality: The boulder was a very pregnant Didi's belly and body]
Didi Pickles: Tommy! [the babies scream and run away] You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
[The babies run away at full speed]
Chuckie Finster: [voice-over] We thought the fun times would last forever. [the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over] But we was wrong.
Didi Pickles: Oh, my.
Betty DeVille: [holds onto Didi as she picks up the babies] Upsy-daisy, Didi.
Didi Pickles: Thanks.
[Betty opens the patio door and let the Rugrats go out. The grown-ups are having a baby shower for Didi]
Susie Carmichael: Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Didi Pickles: Glad you could be here, Susie.
Woman Guest: What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles: Thank you. My mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. [Susie laughs while making fun of her angelica's sailor dress] Don't say a word.
Aunt Miriam: All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
Male Guest: I'm in for 12!
Aunt Miriam: 12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
Chas Finster: Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
[While turning over, Didi accidentally knocks over the table with her belly]
Woman Guest: Oh, don't worry.
Chas Finster: I mean, you know from behind.
Minka Kerpackter: There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
Didi Pickles: A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
Minka Kerpackter: Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
Boris Kropotkin: Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. [the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats] He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
[The babies take the coins and hide their selves under the table]
Woman Guest: Everything I, oh...
[On way to table, Chuckie clumsily bumps into the ladies, they all gasp. Pan to bottom of table]
Phil DeVille: Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Tommy Pickles: Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Chuckie Finster: Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Tommy Pickles: Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Lil DeVille: Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Tommy Pickles: Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
[The babies climb out from under the table]
Chuckie Finster: Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres. [he accidentally bumps into Didi's belly]
Betty DeVille: Watch it, pups.
Didi Pickles: Careful.
Charlotte Pickles: [on phone] I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. [to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone] How's our little man?
Didi Pickles: [rubs her belly] I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
Betty DeVille: Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
Aunt Miriam: Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
Charlotte Pickles: Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" [her phone then rings] Hello?
Didi Pickles: Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Betty DeVille: Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Didi Pickles: Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.

View Quote [Cut to Tommy's room, which was remodeled for the new baby. One side is blue, for Tommy's side, which has a Dummi-bear bed, a "Smile!" poster and a trunk with smiles painted all over, The new baby's side is pink, with a crib festooned with balloons and an "It's a girl!" banner on the wall. The babies enter the room to their amazement]
Rugrats: Oh!
Chuckie Finster: Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Tommy Pickles: Yep, it's for my new sister.
Phil DeVille: How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Chuckie Finster: Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Lil DeVille: Well, she's a girl like me, so we know she'll be prettyful.
Angelica Pickles: [enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress] Oh, brother! You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life. [shoves babies en route to table] Now, get out of my way. [dumps the cookies on the table] I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
Tommy Pickles: Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
Angelica Pickles: I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. 'Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed...there's that little bald kid in the house again."
Tommy Pickles: My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
Angelica Pickles: That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.
Tommy Pickles: Paul?
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, but, then you came along and they put him out in the rain and he turned into a dog.
Tommy Pickles: That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what!
[Susie is heard outside, singing to the tune of the first couple of lines of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", "The ABC Song" and "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep". Boris accompanies her on accordion]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.
Angelica Pickles: [looks on from Tommy's room] Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose. [Angelica leaves while the other babies watch from inside. Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified] A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken. [Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move] A baby is lots of joy.
Angelica Pickles: [singing; barging in obnoxiously] A baby will get all the toys!
Susie Carmichael: [whispers] What are you doing? [continues singing] A baby has a smiley face...
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby is from outside space!
Susie Carmichael: [whispers] Angelica!
Angelica Pickles: [whispers] Susie!
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is extra fancy.
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby poops in his pantsies! [laughs]
Susie Carmichael: Cut it out!
Angelica Pickles: No!
[Music switches to a Tejano beat, using different arrangement. The babies climb outside to watch]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
Angelica Pickles: [singing obnoxiously] More like Reptar, screaming in your ear!
Both: [singing] A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.
[Angelica does a gagging gesture]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A gift from a Bob!
[Cut to under a table, where the Rugrats have crawled underneath. Tommy and Chuckie are talking, while music continues under]
Chuckie Finster: Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
Tommy Pickles: I don't know. Why?
Chuckie Finster: Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them. [points to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table]
[Return to Angelica and Susie, music reverts to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", though the Tejano flavor remains]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is very special!
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby is, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
[Song ends, Angelica's obnoxious screaming has induced Didi's labor]
Didi Pickles: [painfully groans in discomfort] Oh! Betty, it's time!
Betty DeVille: It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
[Didi begins her rhythmic breathing. The other grownups pick up the babies]
Lou Pickles: [picks up Tommy] Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver.
Howard DeVille: [picks up his twins] Let's go to the car, kids.
[During the rush, the goat has broken loose and is destroying the party. While the goat destroys things, it sets off the sprinkler system]
Charlotte Pickles: Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?!
[The goat comes inside, dragging a chair on his leg. Lou and Tommy look on]
Lou Pickles: Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!"

View Quote [Cut to exterior of the "Lipschitz Maternity Arts Building", 3 cars race to the front entrance. Cut to interior, looking at a bank of monitors with Dr. Lipschitz's image on each monitor]
Dr. Lipschitz: [on monitors] Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.
[While Lipschitz speaks, a statue with Lipschitz holding several babies comes into view. Then, cut to a board that displays the names of mothers giving birth, in a fashion of the "Arrivals" and "Delays" board at airports. The gang arrive at the reception desk]
Nurse: Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due till next week, now, dear. Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, huh?
Didi Pickles: But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!
Boris Kropotkin: In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
Nurse: Ah, yes, the old country room. [opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in a middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer]
Didi Pickles: Do you have anything a little cleaner?
Nurse: Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room.
[The gang looks at a window of a tank that has fish, a sea turtle, dolphins, and ruins, plus the pre-requisite maternity gear. The new mother pictured is in scuba gear, while her doctor is in an old-fashioned sea diver's outfit]
Minka Kerpackter: She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!
[A couple of doctors enter; one of them is Dr. Lucy Carmichael]
Lucy Carmichael: Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your way. [laughs] I didn't realize you were bringin' the whole party! How far apart are the pains, hon?
Stu Pickles: Oh, they're... [Didi squeezes his hand very tight] pretty much constant.
Lucy Carmichael: Okay, Didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?
[The babies are placed in a playpen]
Lou Pickles: Here you go, sprout.
Didi Pickles: [to Tommy] Don't worry, sweetie, mommy's going to be okay.
[Grown-ups leave; Didi continues her breathing exercises]
Chuckie Finster: Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset.
Lil DeVille: Maybe your baby sister really is losted.
Tommy Pickles: Whoa! Maybe we can buy her a new one.
[Tommy pulls out his chocolate coin]
Chuckie Finster: Where're we gonna find a baby in a place like this?
[Pull away to reveal several doctors walking around, carrying babies. The babies, in the usual fashion, break out of the playpen, and crawl out without being caught by Lou and Boris, who are too busy playing "Fish"]
Lou Pickles: You got any queens?
Boris Kropotkin: Go fish.
[The babies enter the newborns' nursery]
Phil DeVille: Hey, a baby store.
Lil DeVille: Nice and wiggly.
Tommy Pickles: You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.
[The song "This World is Something New to Me" begins as babies cry and Chuckie steps on one of the light switches on the floor. For your convenience, the newborns' lines will be identified by the artist singing it]
Lisa Loeb: [singing] Where am I?
B-Real: [singing] How did I get here?
Patti Smith: [singing] Things look different than yesterday.
Lou Rawls: [singing] So this is the world?
Laurie Anderson: [singing] I miss my old womb.
Gordon Gano: [singing] The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
Fred Schneider: [singing; hides under a blanket] This world is something strange.
Lisa Loeb: [singing] I'm wet.
Phife Dawg: [singing; wrapped in a blanket] I'm cold!
Lenny Kravitz: [singing; waggles his diaper] I need a change!
Chorus: [tossing their blankets in air] This world is something new to me.
Phife Dawg: [singing] Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
Dawn Robinson: [singing; on an adjacent monitor] Me either!
[Robotic camera zooms in on next baby]
Beck: [singing] I'm hungry.
Lou Rawls: [singing] I'm tired.
Jakob Dylan: [singing; pounds a crib floor to make a pacifier bounce] I'm irritated!
Lou Rawls: [singing; moves his legs] But I love the extra leg room.
Patti Smith: [singing; points to her bellybutton] Man! They cut my cord!
Iggy Pop: [singing; looks in his diaper] Ohoho, consider yourself lucky!
B-Real: [singing] This world is way too big!
Iggy Pop: [singing; baby points at Chuckie, who's pressing his face against the glass] And populated by fuzzy pigs.
Chorus: This world is something new to me.
Fred Schneider: [singing] This world is such a gas. [Passes Gas, causing his diaper to inflate]
Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson: [singing] UGH! P.U., where's your class?
Chorus: This world is something new to me.
[2 baby carriers collide with each other as the Rugrats push them around]
Beck: [singing] Quiet! Can't a guy get some shuteye?!
[The camera zooms in on his eye]
Patti Smith: [singing] It's so noisy in here!
Iggy Pop: [singing] I can barely hear myself suck! [grabs a bottle from Chuckie and chugs it down]
Jakob Dylan: [singing] The food here tastes pretty good.
Phife Dawg: [singing] My compliments to the chef.
Dawn Robinson: [singing] And you gotta holler to get fed.
Lou Rawls: [singing] But I could get used to that.
[The babies cry, Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch]
Lisa Loeb: [singing] This world is way too bright.
Beck: [singing] Can't somebody turn down the light?
Gordon Gano: [singing; looks inside his diaper] So that's what that thing looks like.
Jakob Dylan: [singing] All things here are meant for play,
[Throws a pacifier; robotic camera follows it]
Fred Schneider: [singing] It's gonna be a real cool day.
Chorus: This world is something new to me. [one of the newborns screams Ba-da-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu. Baby boy; "Real cool", while another one says, "La-la-la-la!". As a rainbow forms from the "fountain" at the circle-shaped light] This world is something new to me.
[Robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends. Lou and Boris enter the nursery]
Lou Pickles: There you are!
Boris Kropotkin: Oy, gevalt! You kinder gave my ticker such a scare!
[Lou pick up the babies and he, Boris and the babies leave the nursery. As they leave, they shut the lights out and the rainbow from the musical number fades away]

View Quote Over my dad's potty! (Over my dead body)

View Quote It's like you always say, Tommy: "A baby's got to do what a baby's got to do!"

View Quote Guys, guys! I’m gonna get some mommy! I bet she’s gonna be clean and cuddly and nice!