Most scenes together: Chuckie Finster & Tommy (6), Chuckie Finster & Angelica (5), Angelica & Tommy (5)
I'm going to France and you're not. I already know how to "parsley-voo-francy". Which for your information means “speak French”.
I feel sorry for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
No-one likes a show-off, Susie.
Hold on, guys. I got a wedgie.
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
Here we go!
The Rugrats are going to Paris and Paris will never be the same. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.
You're just as dumb over sneezed as you are at home.
Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bread.
[a yellow background appears with the "Thanksgiving 2000. In theatres everywhere" text and Paramount Pictures print logo, 1998 Nickelodeon Movies print logo, and Klasky Csupo print logo]
So, we meet again. [Dil Pickles spits on her.] Oh, delightful. [Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.] Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do?
Just smile and be nice.
Hello. You are not horrible. [Dil pulls on Coco's lips.] No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Stop it, you dripping urchin.
I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
Lil DeVille She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy. [Dil Pickles starts to cry.]
Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down. [Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.]
According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.
Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Pardon?
"Children are my life". It is a classic.
"Dapple laughter, patting feet".
"Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
"Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites.
Wow. [The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.] Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.
Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Ooey Gooey World?
Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Look. No hands. Whee! [Lil DeVille picks up the goo.]
Lil DeVille It's so soft and squishy-ful.
Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up. [Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.]
And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up?
Here.
Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
That didn't stop her.
Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Kimi, no! You guys! [Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.]
What are you waiting for?
Oh Great. Another Tommy. [Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.]
Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
Security, we have an emergency situation!
Allons-y.
Suis moi. Vite, vite!
Lil DeVille This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
I told you I knew a short cut!
That was the longest short cut I ever took.
Zere zey are. [The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.]
There's the princess.
Lil DeVille Isn't she beautiful? [The princess goes back in.]
Oh no. She's gone...
Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. [Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.] Go ahead, Chuckie.
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.
I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Binky! Bye bye.
It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair?
Uh, no.
Binky please.
Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
Lil DeVille Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
I got dibs on the feet.
Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression
Lil DeVille Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
So that's where I'd left 'em!
'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
Lulu Pickles I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
Betty DeVille So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose!
Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
We'll take that binky. [takes off the binky from the baby and it begins to cry] There you go, Drooly. [puts on his binky in Dil's mouth] It fell off a truck.
Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil.
And she calls us dumb.
Give me that cake right now!
Hey, Susie! [grunts]
[Susie gasps. Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throwing the cake, Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs, Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chaz and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other]
Whee!
Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on.
What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! [to Jean-Claude] I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?
That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.
The way things are going our village will be fried.
That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll.
I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now!
I feel bad for the French people who will hear you. Goodbye.
No-one likes a show-off, Susie.
Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
What?! Why do you ask?
'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Ooh, I smell trouble.
You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
'Cept him. He's speaking French already.
I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave. [bursts in, screaming his version of "I object!"] No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Chuckie? He said his first word. He's talking!
I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides, she only saw a scene or two. It could've made an impression.
Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others?! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Go get him, Spike.
Lil Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse]
Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
So THAT'S where I left 'em.
Lil You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!
