Coco LaBouche What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get this show on the road! Tout de suite!
3rd most-quoted character in Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000): in 9 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Jean-Claude (3), Angelica (2)
Jean-Claude, takes those wretched dust mops away! I will not have them ruining my wedding day!
More lines from Coco LaBouche
4 quotes Coco LaBouche Coco LaBouche [to Dil]
And how is this precious cupcake today? [hits her with rattle on the nose] Why you're just a lawsuit waiting to happen, aren't you?
Coco LaBouche Kira, remind me to immediate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Coco LaBouche [to Kira]
Burn zis moth-eaten plaything! I never wanted to see it again.
Scenes with Coco LaBouche
4 scenes
Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche What?! Why do you ask?
'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Ooh, I smell trouble.
[bursts in the church, being bruised up]
Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche [about Chas]
Ignore zat unemployed fool!
Chas
[angrily]
Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
[enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way]
Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Mr. Yamaguchi
[rising from his seat]
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche [enraged]
Listen, you traitor--
Mr. Yamaguchi
Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others?! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
All
[gasping]
Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.] [in a sing-song voice]
I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche [covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church]
Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
[Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church]
Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Stu
Go get him, Spike.
Coco LaBouche [Later, in Paris, France like The Aristocats, The Hunchback of the Notre Dame and Gay Purr-ee.] [First Words; to actors on stage]
What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! [to Jean-Claude] I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?
Man
[The mechanical Reptar starts moving as a woman runs away screaming] [singing]
That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.
Woman
[singing]
The way things are going our village will be fried.
Coco LaBouche [Reptar breathes fire. He then short circuits and his head falls off]
That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll.
I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now!
Coco LaBouche So, we meet again. [Dil Pickles spits on her.] Oh, delightful. [Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.] Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do?
Kira Finster
Just smile and be nice.
Coco LaBouche Hello. You are not horrible. [Dil pulls on Coco's lips.] No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Coco LaBouche Stop it, you dripping urchin.
I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
Lil DeVille She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy. [Dil Pickles starts to cry.]
Coco LaBouche Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
Kira Finster
Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down. [Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.]
Chaz Finster
According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.
Coco LaBouche Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
Chaz Finster
Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Coco LaBouche Pardon?
Kira Finster
"Children are my life". It is a classic.
Chaz Finster
"Dapple laughter, patting feet".
Kira Finster
"Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
Coco LaBouche "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites.
Chaz Finster
Wow. [The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.] Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.
Kira Finster
Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Coco LaBouche Ooey Gooey World?
Chaz Finster
Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
Coco LaBouche [In Ooey Gooey World, Chaz, Coco and the Rugrats float through Ooey Gooey World as a song plays. Behind the couch is a land of smudge, a dwelling to wrappers, toys and fudge, gummy bears, balls of hair...]
Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Chaz Finster
Look. No hands. Whee! [Lil DeVille picks up the goo.]
Lil DeVille It's so soft and squishy-ful.
Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up. [Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.]
And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up?
Kimi Finster
Here.
Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
That didn't stop her.
Kimi Finster
Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Kimi, no! You guys! [Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.]
Kimi Finster
What are you waiting for?
Oh Great. Another Tommy. [Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.]
Kira Finster
Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Coco LaBouche Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
Kira Finster
Security, we have an emergency situation!
French Ninja Guard #1
[An alarm goes off as security guards dressed as French ninjas chase after the Rugrats.]
Allons-y.
French Ninja Guard #2
Suis moi. Vite, vite!
Lil DeVille [The Rugrats go up the stairs and Chuckie looks down on the ground. The Rugrats running to the water fountains. They stop and Kimi follows the Rugrats. The water fountains pop up the guards.]
This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
Kimi Finster
[One of the guards' steps in the goo and trips and his pants fall off, but all the other guards' trip over him. The Rugrats go up the escalator and go down a slide and as they continue down the slide, one of the guards flies off and The Rugrats runs to the elevator.]
I told you I knew a short cut!
That was the longest short cut I ever took.
French Ninja Guard #3
Zere zey are. [The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.]
There's the princess.
Lil DeVille Isn't she beautiful? [The princess goes back in.]
Oh no. She's gone...
Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. [Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.] Go ahead, Chuckie.
French Ninja Guard #4
[The guards come up and snatch the Rugrats.]
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.
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