Angelica
[while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [short pause...] Ugh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Chuckie
You did? But...
Dil
Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica
Naw, pipe down, drooly!
Dil
[blows raspberry]
Tommy
Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica
I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
Tommy Pickles
[First lines]
I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil Pickles
Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy Pickles
It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica Pickles
[first words; eating a cookie, imposing as The Godfather]
You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy Pickles
Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica Pickles
That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair?
Tommy Pickles
Uh, no.
Dil Pickles
Binky please.
Angelica Pickles
Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
Chuckie Finster
[Tommy and Dil leaves a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is plays an accordion while everybody claps, Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to Dance]
Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
SC Susie Carmichael
Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
Chuckie Finster
But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
LD Lil DeVille
[Susie laughs. Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake]
Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
Phil DeVille
I got dibs on the feet.
Tommy Pickles
Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
DP Drew Pickles
[Phil and Lil slides down a wedding cake]
I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
CP Charlotte Pickles
I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression
LD Lil DeVille
[Phil and Lil talk to Angelica]
Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
Angelica Pickles
[Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse]
Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil DeVille
So that's where I'd left 'em!
WD Wedding DJ
[Inside the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up]
'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
LP Lou Pickles
Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
LP Lulu Pickles
I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
BD Betty DeVille
[Lou and Lulu start to dance]
So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
CF Chaz Finster
Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
Angelica Pickles
[Angelica talks to Chuckie]
You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish.
Chuckie Finster
Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica Pickles
Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose!
SC Susie Carmichael
[Susie comes in]
Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
Angelica Pickles
[Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room. Angelica sees the baby as a Bear Suit sucking on a binky]
We'll take that binky. [takes off the binky from the baby and it begins to cry] There you go, Drooly. [puts on his binky in Dil's mouth] It fell off a truck.
Tommy Pickles
[satisfied]
See Dilly, you've got your wish.
Coco LaBouche
So, we meet again. [Dil Pickles spits on her.] Oh, delightful. [Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.] Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do?
KF Kira Finster
Just smile and be nice.
Coco LaBouche
Hello. You are not horrible. [Dil pulls on Coco's lips.] No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
Tommy Pickles
I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Coco LaBouche
Stop it, you dripping urchin.
Phil DeVille
I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
LD Lil DeVille
She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy. [Dil Pickles starts to cry.]
Coco LaBouche
Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
KF Kira Finster
Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down. [Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.]
CF Chaz Finster
According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.
Coco LaBouche
Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
CF Chaz Finster
Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Coco LaBouche
Pardon?
KF Kira Finster
"Children are my life". It is a classic.
CF Chaz Finster
"Dapple laughter, patting feet".
KF Kira Finster
"Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
Coco LaBouche
"Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites.
CF Chaz Finster
Wow. [The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.] Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.
KF Kira Finster
Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Coco LaBouche
Ooey Gooey World?
CF Chaz Finster
Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
Coco LaBouche
[In Ooey Gooey World, Chaz, Coco and the Rugrats float through Ooey Gooey World as a song plays. Behind the couch is a land of smudge, a dwelling to wrappers, toys and fudge, gummy bears, balls of hair...]
Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
CF Chaz Finster
Look. No hands. Whee! [Lil DeVille picks up the goo.]
LD Lil DeVille
It's so soft and squishy-ful.
Phil DeVille
Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up. [Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.]
Chuckie Finster
And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up?
Chuckie Finster
[Kimi Finster sprays Chuckie with water.]
Thanks, I guess.
Tommy Pickles
Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
Chuckie Finster
You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
Phil DeVille
That didn't stop her.
KF Kimi Finster
Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Chuckie Finster
Kimi, no! You guys! [Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.]
KF Kimi Finster
What are you waiting for?
Chuckie Finster
Oh Great. Another Tommy. [Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.]
KF Kira Finster
Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Coco LaBouche
Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
KF Kira Finster
Security, we have an emergency situation!
FN French Ninja Guard #1
[An alarm goes off as security guards dressed as French ninjas chase after the Rugrats.]
Allons-y.
FN French Ninja Guard #2
Suis moi. Vite, vite!
LD Lil DeVille
[The Rugrats go up the stairs and Chuckie looks down on the ground. The Rugrats running to the water fountains. They stop and Kimi follows the Rugrats. The water fountains pop up the guards.]
This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
KF Kimi Finster
[One of the guards' steps in the goo and trips and his pants fall off, but all the other guards' trip over him. The Rugrats go up the escalator and go down a slide and as they continue down the slide, one of the guards flies off and The Rugrats runs to the elevator.]
I told you I knew a short cut!
Phil DeVille
That was the longest short cut I ever took.
FN French Ninja Guard #3
Zere zey are. [The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.]
Tommy Pickles
There's the princess.
LD Lil DeVille
Isn't she beautiful? [The princess goes back in.]
Chuckie Finster
Oh no. She's gone...
Tommy Pickles
Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
Chuckie Finster
You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Tommy Pickles
Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. [Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.] Go ahead, Chuckie.
FN French Ninja Guard #4
[The guards come up and snatch the Rugrats.]
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.
Angelica Pickles
[Last lines] [pushes her way towards Wedding Cake]
Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
Angelica Pickles
[The Rugrats are on the table eating the cake]
Who do you babies think you are?
Tommy Pickles
Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil.
Phil DeVille
And she calls us dumb.
Angelica Pickles
Give me that cake right now!
Tommy Pickles
[Angelica gets hit with cake]
Good throw, Dilly.
Angelica Pickles
[last words]
That's it, prepare to meet your caker!
Chuckie Finster
[Tommy gets hit with cake]
Hey, guys, what you're doing?
Phil DeVille
[Chuckie gets hit with cake and a food fight starts]
Hey, Susie! [grunts]
[Susie gasps. Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throwing the cake, Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs, Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chaz and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other]
Kimi and Chuckie Finster
Whee!
Chuckie Finster
Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on.
