Angelica [while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [short pause...] Ugh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Angelica Naw, pipe down, drooly!
Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.
[bursts in the church, being bruised up]
Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
[about Chas]
Ignore zat unemployed fool!
C Chas
[angrily]
Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica [enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way]
Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Y Mr. Yamaguchi
[rising from his seat]
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
[enraged]
Listen, you traitor--
Y Mr. Yamaguchi
Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others?! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
Angelica Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.] [in a sing-song voice]
I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
[covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church]
Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
[Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church]
Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
[First lines]
I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
It made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica Pickles [first words; eating a cookie, imposing as The Godfather]
You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Uh, no, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica Pickles That's it? A binky? I don't get to squeeze no one's head of pull no one's hair?
Angelica Pickles Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. All right, kiss my ring. [Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring] Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge.
[Tommy and Dil leaves a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is plays an accordion while everybody claps, Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to Dance]
Nine, Eleven, eh, twenty...
SC Susie Carmichael
Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.
But I'll see go to, Suzie. They just keep getting tangled up.
LD Lil DeVille
[Susie laughs. Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake]
Faster, Philip, we got to get the peoples on top.
Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.
DP Drew Pickles
[Phil and Lil slides down a wedding cake]
I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.
CP Charlotte Pickles
I can't Mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or 2. It can't had made an impression
LD Lil DeVille
[Phil and Lil talk to Angelica]
Uh, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib.
Angelica Pickles [Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse]
Well, that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
So that's where I'd left 'em!
WD Wedding DJ
[Inside the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up]
'N now let's give a warm of applauds to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks Top Ten Married Couples, Mister Lou and Lulu Pickles!
LP Lou Pickles
Come on, Lulu, let's show these whipper snappers have it's done!
LP Lulu Pickles
I didn't get these plastic hips for nothing.
BD Betty DeVille
[Lou and Lulu start to dance]
So, Chaz, buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose looking. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.
CF Chaz Finster
Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.
Angelica Pickles [Angelica talks to Chuckie]
You're like family to me, Finster, name your wish.
Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather, I don't know what to wish for.
Angelica Pickles Just pick something already! [Chuckie picks his nose] I don't mean your nose!
SC Susie Carmichael
[Susie comes in]
Come on Chuckie, Grandpa Lou's throwing a Gardner.
Angelica Pickles [Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room. Angelica sees the baby as a Bear Suit sucking on a binky]
We'll take that binky. [takes off the binky from the baby and it begins to cry] There you go, Drooly. [puts on his binky in Dil's mouth] It fell off a truck.
[satisfied]
See Dilly, you've got your wish.
Angelica Pickles [Last lines] [pushes her way towards Wedding Cake]
Hey, lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster? Cynthia that frosting flower has our name bitten all over it.
Angelica Pickles [The Rugrats are on the table eating the cake]
Who do you babies think you are?
Well, I'm Tommy and this is Lil.
Angelica Pickles Give me that cake right now!
[Angelica gets hit with cake]
Good throw, Dilly.
Angelica Pickles [last words]
That's it, prepare to meet your caker!
[Tommy gets hit with cake]
Hey, guys, what you're doing?
[Chuckie gets hit with cake and a food fight starts]
Hey, Susie! [grunts]
[Susie gasps. Susie duck the cake and Angelica gets hit with cake. Phil and Lil tug of war the cake and Phil gets hit with cake. Dil toss the cake and Kimi throwing the cake, Boris gets hit in the back of the head with cake and Grandpa Lou laughs, Boris hits grandpa with cake Drew falls the cake and Chas and Kira gets hit with cake. Chaz and Kira laughs. Kimi and Chuckie throws the cake. Betty gets hit with cake and Howard laughs. Everyone starts to throw cake at each other]
Well, Tommy, I guess this is the way things are going to be from now on.
