Angelica
Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend. How's my float coming along?
Coco LaBouche
Fabulous, we're just waiting for the matching ponies.
Angelica
And I still get the float if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries a princess instead of you, right?
Coco LaBouche
What?! Why do you ask?
Angelica
'Cause, um... well, um... The Finster kid is planning on getting a princess for a mom... and let's face it, lady. You're no princess!
Coco LaBouche
Not a princess? Well! If the tiara fits, wear it.
Jean-Claude
Ooh, I smell trouble.
Jean-Claude
[bursts in the church, being bruised up]
Madame! [falls on the floor then gets up] Our kidnapping plot has failed!
Coco LaBouche
[about Chas]
Ignore zat unemployed fool!
C Chas
[angrily]
Coco, the wedding is off! You are not the woman I thought you were!
Angelica
[enters the church with Tommy, Phil, Lil, Dil, Kira, Kimi, Spike, and Fifi as Jean-Claude moves out of the way]
Hey, lady! Looks like your plan to trick Mr. Yummysushi didn't work after all.
Coco LaBouche
Pretty flowers girls should be seen, not heard!
Y Mr. Yamaguchi
[rising from his seat]
I would like to hear what the little one has to say.
Angelica
Okay, but listen good. 'Cause I'm tired of telling this story! That cuckoo lady told her boss she had a kid's heart in a jar, and she was gonna marry Mr. Chuckie's daddy just so she could be president!
Coco LaBouche
[enraged]
Listen, you traitor--
Y Mr. Yamaguchi
Now, Ms. LaBouche. You are dismissed. [walks out of the church]
Coco LaBouche
Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche. Coco LaBouche fires others?! Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar! [Tommy, Phil, and Lil step on her gown] Off ze gown, you revolting carpet mice! [knocks them off]
Angelica
Listen, lady! Nobody messes with my dumb babies, except me!
Jean-Claude
[Coco scoffs and storms out of the church, but Angelica purposely steps on her dress and tears it.] [in a sing-song voice]
I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants.
Coco LaBouche
[covers her butt, and walks backwards out of the church]
Well, take a picture. Zis is the last time you will see Coco on her underpants! [throws down her wedding hat, turns around, sees people taking pictures of Coco's underpants and runs away, screaming in despair]
Jean-Claude
[Spike attacks him as he stumbles out of the church]
Bad dog! Bad dog! [Spike pulls his boot off and chases him] Coco, wait!
Coco LaBouche
[Later, in Paris, France like The Aristocats, The Hunchback of the Notre Dame and Gay Purr-ee.] [First Words; to actors on stage]
What are you waiting for? Get off your derrieres and get the show on the road. Tout de suite! [to Jean-Claude] I love the sound of panicked scurrying feet in the morning. Don't you Jean-Claude?
Jean-Claude
[First Words]
It moves me deeply, Madame.
M Man
[The mechanical Reptar starts moving as a woman runs away screaming] [singing]
That Reptar's a nuisance. He's a thorn in our side.
W Woman
[singing]
The way things are going our village will be fried.
Coco LaBouche
[Reptar breathes fire. He then short circuits and his head falls off]
That Stu Pickles. I want that nincompoop here within 24 hours or another head will roll.
Jean-Claude
I'll take care of it personally. Kira! Madame LaBouche wants her pickles now!
