Queen Narissa One more chance? What do you think, poison apples grow on trees? There is only one left!
Played by Susan Sarandon 
Enchanted (2007) · 72 quotes
Enchanted (2007) · 72 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Enchanted (2007): in 19 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Robert Philip (3), Prince Edward (3), Nathaniel (2)
Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?
More lines from Queen Narissa
11 quotes Queen Narissa Queen Narissa Hello, worthless. Miss me?
Queen Narissa All this nauseating talk of true love's kiss... it really does bring out the worst in me.
Queen Narissa Come along, Giselle. I don't want you to miss this ending.
Queen Narissa How about this? "And they all lived happily ever after." Well, at least I did.
Queen Narissa [after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time]
So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!
Queen Narissa [Nathaniel: Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?]
To a place where there no happily ever afters.
Queen Narissa Speciosus, formosus, praeclarus!
Queen Narissa Another chance? What do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances! [Nathaniel: Your Majesty, please...] NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSELF!!!
Queen Narissa You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!
Queen Narissa You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12... [whispers] She'll be dead.
Scenes with Queen Narissa
7 scenes Queen Narissa Edward!
Mother! [sees Giselle unconscious behind her]
Queen Narissa Oh her! I was taking her out for a little fresh air. She seems to have swooned. [Edward goes to retrieve Giselle] Oh leave her, darling.
Queen Narissa Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
I don't know what "melodramatic" means. But you will be removed from the throne forever. I will see to it, Narissa.
Dragon Narissa
[in reference to killing them]
Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?
Over my dead body.
Dragon Narissa
Alright. I'm flexible. [grabs Robert]
Put me down! You're crazy!
Dragon Narissa
No. Spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy.
Narissa [after learning Giselle is still alive]
I sent you to kill her, not save her. Can't you get that straight?
I realize you're upset, madam, but if you could find your way to give me one more chance, I promise...
Narissa Another chance? What, do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances.
Your Majesty, please, I...
Narissa NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!!!!!!!! [causing all the glasses to break]
[calling 911]
Hello? We have a woman here, she's unconscious. I don't know. I didn't see what happened.
Narissa Well, she fainted, and-
Narissa Nathaniel, back to the car.
I will not. You poisoned her.
Narissa [jokingly]
Ha!
She sent the girl here! She poisoned her! With my help I...I regret to say.
Narissa Oh, he's lying, darling. Why would I ally myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about. Why would I-?
Silence! You lying, murderous wretch. When we return home, all of Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as Queen will be over.
Narissa Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
I don't know what "melodramatic" means. But you will be removed from the throne forever. I will see to it, Narissa.
Narissa [after transforming herself into a dragon in front of everyone]
Ah, of all this nauseating talk of true love's kiss, it really does bring out the worse in me. You know I've been thinking, if I'm going to remain Queen, I'm gonna need some sort of story when I go back. Hmm...What if a giant vicious beast showed up, and killed everyone, and poor defenseless Queen Narissa, she just couldn't save them? [looks at Giselle] Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?
Over my dead body.
Narissa Alright. I'm flexible. [grabs Robert] Come along, Giselle! We don't want you to miss this ending! [busts out of the window and climbs up the building]
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