You... are not a very nice old man!!
Enchanted (2007) · 72 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Enchanted (2007): in 22 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Robert Philip (14)
You've been a very kind friend to me when I had none, and I would never want to make you unhappy or cause you any trouble, so... I'll go. I wish you every happiness.
More lines from Giselle
5 quotesI'm sure that Edward is already searching for me. No doubt by morning he'll come and rescue me from this strange land. Take me home so that the two of us can share a true love's kiss.
We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working thro-ong!
But dreams do come true. And maybe something wonderful will happen.
Hello, please open the door.
Scenes with Giselle
16 scenesWhen you meet that special someone who's meant for you... [singing] Before two can become one, there is something you must do.
Do you pull each other's tails?
Do you feed each other seeds?
No. [singing] There is something sweeter everybody needs.
You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me.
Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Thank you.
Would you like me to call someone for you?
I don't think they would hear you from here.
Is this a big habit of yours, falling off stuff?
Well, usually someone catches me.
Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
What kind of place?
I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.
A hollow tree?
Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.
Why are you staring at me?
I don't know. It's… it's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.
Is that a bad thing?
Robert! This is Clara. She saw Edward.
Oh.
He was on the bus this morning.
Uh-huh…
He tried to kill me!
Great. Wonderful. That's great.
How does she know you love her?
Oh no, no, no...
How does she know...
People look-looking...
She's yours?
Don't sing. It's okay, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
How does she know that you love her?
He knows this song, too?
Well, does he take you out dancin' just so he can hold you close?
I don't dance.
Dedicate a song with words meant just for you? Ooh!
And I really don't sing.
Take these flowers to Nancy, please.
What are you, crazy? They're birds! They don't know where she lives.
You know what? I don't know if you're kidding or if you're being ironic, because chipmunks, they don't talk.
Well, not here they don't.
Is that the only word that you know? "No?"
No.
Oh, yeah.
No.
"No."
No.
"No."
No. I mean, No! No.
"No! No! No!" Over and over again! Every word out of your mouth is "No!" It just makes me so... Oh, sometimes you make me so...
Makes you so what?
You make me so... so... angry! [laughs] I'm angry. [laughs]
And when you go out, you don't want to wear too much makeup 'cause otherwise the boys get the wrong idea. And you know how they are. They are only after one thing.
What's that?
I don't know. Nobody will tell me.
Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?
Only when you're around to catch me.
You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me.
Thank you!
Yes.
Would you like me to call someone for you?
Well, I don't think they would hear you from here.
Hello?
Okay, you know what? You gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming or you're just...?
Prince Edward.
Whatever. Look, I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't...I can't get involved after that. [Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue and pink dress] Where did you get that?
I made it. Do you like it? [Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains and looks quite shocked] You're unhappy.
Oh, you are unhappy! I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm not unhappy. I'm angry. An unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?







