We weren't going to give you this until you were a little bit older, but I think now's the right time. [holds out a pocket watch and gives it to Tommy] Shiny, huh? [opens the watch to reveal a taped photo of Tommy and Dil inside] And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside. [Tommy looks at it, intrigued] I know it's hard, Tommy. You have a little brother now, and that's a big change. [Tommy scowls and puts down the watch] Uh, Dil can be pretty tough to get along with, huh? But sometimes little brothers, they aren't everything you'd hoped they'd be. [opens a drawer, then pulls out a picture of himself and Drew, when they were kids] That's why big brothers have got to have faith. And one day, you'll see...he'll change. After all... [puts a chain on the watch] you've got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you'll stick by Dil's side and be a swell big brother. [puts Tommy on his lap]
Most scenes together: Phil & Lil (19), Tommy Pickles & Phil (17), Tommy Pickles & Lil (16)
The Rugrats Movie quotes
Page 1 of 4[Cut back to the babies and the wagon, as they tear through the streets. During the course of their run, they knock over some garbage cans and a garbageman. As the wagon shakes, Dil's cheeks puff up and he vomits on Chuckie's shirt. They head up a ramp into a moving truck where they smash trough a box of wine glasses. The wagon barrels into a play park. It scoops a kid off a swing, then zooms across the tops of monkey bars like a roller coaster. It goes down a slide and lands on a see-saw. The kid from the swingset lands on the opposite end, launching the wagon. It rolls through a restricted area and approaches an overpass that's still under construction! One of the twins quickly hits a button and a robotic arm grabs a post, and swings around the pole, sending Dil's pacifier falling out of the wagon in the process. They narrowly miss a huge truck. The Wagon rolls into a mattress factory, toppling mounds of mattresses like dominoes. It lands in a "Nighty Night Mattress" delivery truck, and the driver closes the back door. While all this happens, Busta Rhymes' "On Your Mark, Get Set, Ready, Go" plays in the background. Cut to Stu and Lou speeding on the road]
How could you fall asleep when you were supposed to be watching the kids?! [Lou sleeps in the passenger seat. The mattress truck is right in front of Stu and Lou. The back door opens with the babies in view, jumping on a mattress. However, he isn't watching the road at that moment, as he's talking to Lou] We'll never find the babies with this jerk in front of us! [the truck's back door closes shut just as he returns his attention back to the road. Trying to pass, he honks his horn] Whoa! [narrowly misses an oncoming car and inadvertently cuts off the mattress truck, causing it to swerve and crash through the guard rail and plunge into the forest. The truck driver leaps out just in time. The oblivious babies are still inside the truck, having fun]
This is more fun than picking noses!
Or making bubbles in the bathtub!
I don't know if I should throw up or throw down!
[The truck driver looks down as he wipes his brow, then runs off]
Good job, you guys. We're almost there. [to Dil] Good, Dil. Now, play nice. [Dil hits him with his baby bottle]
Not much fun back there, is it?
Oh, we're doing okay. [to Dil] That's some good hittin' there, Dilly. [Dil hits him again]
I'm hungry. Right about now my daddy would be making me a fried baloney sandwich. I can almost smell that burning. Ooh, it tastes all crunchy.
Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry. [Dil hits him again]
We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.
We can't see any houses from here.
We're doomed! Doomed. Doomed, I tell you!
Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you, but can you identify this binky? [holds up the pacifier]
This is all Dil's fault! Right, Chuckie?
Uh...
Uh, uh! This never would've happened if you hadn't putted him in the wagon in the first place, right, Chuckie?
Uh...Uh - Uh...
It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty, stinky baby for a brother!
He's not naughty. He's just a...he's just a...a baby! How could you be mad just because you're... [Dil rips a tab on Tommy's diaper and it drops. He looks down, shocked and embarrassed, but he plays it off to defend his brother. The others stare at Tommy's exposure, with Lil in particular giving a peculiar creepy smile before looking away] ...um...standing there all nakie? I mean, I'm sure he's trying to help. And side's, it's hot, phew, exploring in the woods all day. [picks up his diaper] Ah! A little breeze feels good. Just what I needed. Oh, thank you, Dil.
Face it, Tommy. Having a baby brother just isn't what you expected.
Hey, you guys, look. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.
Yeah, but who'd have a house way out there in the forest?
Maybe a lizard lives there.
A lizard?
You know, a big guy with a pointy hat that grants wishes. All's we got to do is knock on the door and say we wanna go home. See? Then everything will be back to Norman.
Thank, Bob!
Thank you, Bob.
Come on, guys! We're off to see the lizard! [trips on something]
I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet; only if he was a giant.
I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A wolf made them, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
The wolf ate a girl?
They got her out.
I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie. If it was, we'd hear him say... [prepares to mimic a wolf sound, but the wolf's howl is heard in the distance. He looks around nervously] Uhh...
That was pretty good.
I didn't do anything.
Do you see the wolf?!
I don't know what he looks like!
Teeth! Teeth and fur! And teeth!
I am Reptar! [roars]
Margaret? That's your name, isn't it? [turns off the radio] I'm sure you've run afoul of many a scary pedestrian. But out here, we have what you might call...hmm, how should I put it? Actual danger.
Grizzlies that'll rip the top off your car. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines, which are something entirely different.
And dragons. Ha!
I don't know how! [pushes several buttons in vain]
Well, I hope you figure it out, 'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!
Any further, and I would've needed a fresh diapie.
Dil, no!
Aqua Reptar, engaged.
I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.
Margaret.
A big green, fire-breathing dragon. I've got to call headquarters. [rushes to the phone]
While you're at it, you might ask for a new assignment, say, a city park. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country, you have to be just a little tougher. [sees the Reptar Wagon in his telescope. The wagon floats with the current in the water. He screams like a little girl and backs away from the telescope] AAAH! AAH! THE DRAGON! I JUST SAW IT! I SAW IT!
Where?! Where?! [looks through the telescope, but the wagon is nowhere to be seen] Where? Here? Where?
Do you think we'll still be able to find the lizard's house, Tommy?
Sure, Chuckie. Long as I got my sponsatility, we'll never be losted.
Which way are we apposed to go?
Hey, lookie, footprints. Maybe there's other babies around here.
Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.
You're leading us around and around, Tommy.
But it was working before.
I don't think it ever worked. I think your sponsatility's broke, just like your brother.
My brother is not broke!
He pulled the lever!
He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi!
We could have been drowned.
Hey, you guys! Clow-clow...
What is it, Chuckie?
CLOWN!! [points to a rail car with a clown's face painted on it]
What's a train doing in the middle of the forest?
Maybe some giant baby losted his choo-choo.
Ooh, eek! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [4 more monkeys emerge from the top of the car. One of them is wearing a yellow hat, another is wearing a pink dress and carrying a parasol, and the 3rd monkey is an infant wearing a diaper] Ooh-ee! Ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
You want to learn something that I can teach to you. You want to know a secret that I swear is true. [a monkey holds onto Chuckie while another monkey, in a tree, pulls by its tail] Monkeys, we have more fun than humans ever do!
Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! [a monkey takes Tommy away in a trike. 2 more monkeys, one of them with a bow on her head, walk on their hands while Phil and Lil ride on their feet. They crash down] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang walla walla bing bang!
[Chuckie and another monkey are up in a tree. The monkey steals his glasses, causing Chuckie to fall down. The monkey with a wizard's cap pulls put a pillow to catch Chuckie, but them pulls away. As Chuckie is about to crash, a monkey in a tree being held by its tail by another pulls Chuckie back up, tosses Chuckie up in the air, and lands in the arms of another monkey, which gave back Chuckie's glasses]
We learn to climb and swing before we learn to run. We like to party and there's room for everyone. Come by and see if you really wanna have some fun.
Ooh, eee, ooh-ahh-ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang. [the parasol monkey parachutes off the top of the car, with her baby holding on. Phil and Lil follow with a skeleton of a parasol, but crashes] Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!
You'll never see us tired 'cause we're way too smart for workin'. A monkey knows a lot more than a man. [3 monkeys hold onto Chuckie as he dives down; his glasses land onto Dil's head. The monkey with a parasol swipes the glasses and Dil's bottle, and feeds it to a baby monkey] We love swinging in the trees and eating our bananas. Don't you know we never need a plan?
Mine! Mine!
What? What do you want?
Hungry, hungry.
Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang! Ooh, eee, ooh ahh ahh...
Oh, but I really wanna go play with the monkeys. [digs in the duffel bag, grunts, and opens a jar of banana baby food. He gives it to Dil]
Hungry, hungry. Oh, boy. [giggles, and makes a mess of himself]
Watch my brother! I gotta get the diapie bag! [leaves]
Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner. [tries to pull Dil away from the monkeys] Oh, no! Hey, guys, help! There's a monkey who's trying to take Tommy's brother!
Oh, just help me, okay? [to the monkeys] Don't touch my hair! Hey! [Dil flies into Phil and Lil's arms]
Okay. [both let go of Dil's legs. Lil shrugged to her twin brother]
Oh, this is just great. I tell you, it can't get any worser than... [accidentally steps on his glasses, cracking the lenses]...this. [puts it back on]
Well, at least the monkeys are gone.
Yeah. And they took baby Dil with them.
[Chuckie gasps in horror and watches as the monkeys climb a tree with Dil]
Wow!
What is that, you guys?
Reptar!
On wheels!
What do you think it's for?
I don't know.
Great idea, Lillian. We could take Dil to the hopsicle and get Tommy's money back.
Guys! Guys, Tommy's not gonna be happy about this.
Well, he's sure not happy now.
Well...
You watch. Once Dil goes back to the baby store, Tommy will be happy here.
I don't know about this.
We, uh, actually, Lillian was, uh...
We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
What?! You can't do that. My mommy and daddy wanna keep him!
See? See?
Why? All he does is cry and poop.
Well, so do you.
I don't cry that much!
Well, you poop an awful lot!
Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
I am not a poopie monster!
..."Shirley-lock Holmes, Girl Detective", right after these messages.
Poopie, poopie, poopie.
We thought you'd be happy, Tommy!
Well, I'm not!
Angelica Pickles Hey, babies. Knock it off! Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV! [Dil sees Cynthia and swipes her from her] Huh? Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.
Pretty good.
Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.
Angelica Pickles You wanna ride in a wagon? [furiously drops Tommy into the wagon] I'll give you a ride...to outside space! [viciously kicks the Reptar Wagon, which moves towards the front door, painfully hurting her foot] Ow! [hopping while holding her foot in pain, her hears on the TV that the show is out of commercials] My show! Next commercial, you babies are in big trouble! [slams the door]
All aboard!
Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away. [to the babiess] Ooh! Wait for me! [climbs into the moving Reptar Wagon, which has now left the house, down the street]
Which way to the hospicle?
We're not going to the hospicle!
Well, we're going somewhere!
Uh, pardon me. Pickup for Pickles to Japan?
Take it away, take it away.
Yeah, have a good day.
Angelica Pickles Pipe down, Spike! Me and Cynthia are watching... [notices that Cynthia is missing] Cynthia? [proceeds to the front door] Nice try, babies. Now gimme back my... [gasps; sees that the babies and the Reptar Wagon are gone. She only sees Cynthia's shoe on the welcome mat] CYNTHIAAAA!
[Pull away from front door and pan to Dil still holding Cynthia, as the babies continue drive the Reptar Wagon on the street. They zoom past a car, causing it to veer out of control and crash. The wagon flies down a wooden staircase, nearly hitting an elderly woman, who leaps out of the way. It bursts through the railing and lands back on the street, swerving away from another car, which also crashes with the sound of glass smashing. Cut back home, Spike continues barking, and Angelica enters the yard in her "Shirley-lock Holmes" costume and skates]
Angelica Pickles They took Cynthia, Spike! [unties the leash from the doghouse] Come on! You're gonna be my butthound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, tree house and doll house! I want those foogitives back in custardy. [Spike runs off, with her in tow] Whoa! Bad dog! Bad dog! STOP!
Deed, just go to the spa and relax. Pop and I are doing fine taking care of the, uh... [sees that the crate's gone] Pop, where's the crate?
Oh, I guess the delivery folks must've come.
Wow. They loaded her up and everything, huh?
Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy. Pop...uh...uh, where are the kids?
That's funny. They were here a minute ago, playing in the...
THE CRATE!
Uh, Honey...I'm gonna have to call you back. [hangs up, then glares at Lou in anger]
Angelica Pickles Ohh! Aah! [lands near the crashed-circus train] Ooh! [losing her hat in the process] Dumb dog. There's no babies around here. Aah! [crashes into Chuckie, who gasped] There you are! Hand over my Cynthia, Finster!
Run, Angelica! [runs away] The monkeys are coming! The monkeys are coming!
Angelica Pickles Huh? [getting trampled by the monkeys. One of the monkeys conveniently drop Cynthia near her] Cynthia! [another monkey tries to steal Cynthia] Hey! [grabs the monkey by the tail, and is once again towed away] Ohh! Stop!
Ugh! Oh! Ohh! Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys. I was only kidding. Don't be mad at me. Please? Okay. Help. [the monkeys pounce onto him and try to lick the food off. Tommy and Spike come to the rescue; they chase the monkeys away]
Tommy! Thank goodness!
Come on, Chuckie! [pulls out his pocket watch and points it at the direction of a fire tower] Chuckie! The lizard's house! Let's find the others! We gots a lizard to see!
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Ohh! Ohh! Spike! I can't look! I can't look!
My ball! [pulls the brakes, and the wagon runs off]
Don't let them take me, Tommy! [the monkey tries to pull his hair] I don't wanna be monkey boy!
Aah!
Hang onto your diapies, babies. Grr!
Good one, Dil!
Thanks, Dilly. Woo, hoo, hoo!
Thanks, Dil!
Dilly, you're my hero! [kisses Dil] Bye-bye, monkeys!
Angelica Pickles Aah! Oh! Stop it! [angrily bites the monkey's tail. The monkey runs off in pain, leaving Cynthia behind. She picks up Cynthia and kisses it] Cynthia! [the Reptar Wagon passes by] Hey, you stupid diaper bag! Wait for me! [Phil and Lil fend off 2 monkeys as she hops on the wagon's tail] Dumb monkeys! [the wagon goes on some railroad tracks, crashing a "Do Not Enter" sign and going through a tunnel. Then, it goes on a rickety old bridge over the river] After all I've done for you babies, you were gonna leave me and Cynthia beh- [the wagon hits a missing board on the bridge, catapults her and her doll off in the air] HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNDD!!!!!!!
I didn't know she could fly.
I think it's cause she's a witch.
Hang on, Angelica!
[Angelica's other skate comes loose and goes over the falls]
Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center for Holistic Birthing, offering the modern parent the state of the art in primitive birth alternatives.
Oh, Mrs. Pickles! You weren't due till next week, now, dear. Geez, well, I guess we could try and squeeze you in somewhere, huh?
But Dr. Lipschitz promised us the all-natural Zen experience in the Tibetan terrace room!
In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.
Ah, yes, the old country room. [opens door to a room that has maternity equipment in a middle of a potato field, complete with cows and a farmer]
Do you have anything a little cleaner?
Well, we could try the aquatic immersion room.
She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish!
Oh! Stu, Didi, Randy called to say you were on your way. [laughs] I didn't realize you were bringin' the whole party! How far apart are the pains, hon?
Oh, they're... [Didi squeezes his hand very tight] pretty much constant.
Okay, Didi, let's go and get you settled in, huh?
Here you go, sprout.
Oh, gosh, Tommy, your mommy sure seems upset.
Maybe your baby sister really is losted.
Whoa! Maybe we can buy her a new one.
Where're we gonna find a baby in a place like this?
You got any queens?
Go fish.
Nice and wiggly.
You guys, help me pick one my mom will like.
Where am I?
How did I get here?
Things look different than yesterday.
So this is the world?
I miss my old womb.
The wallpaper here just ain't the same.
This world is something strange.
I'm wet.
I'm cold!
I need a change!
This world is something new to me.
Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
Me either!
I'm hungry.
I'm tired.
I'm irritated!
But I love the extra leg room.
Man! They cut my cord!
Ohoho, consider yourself lucky!
This world is way too big!
And populated by fuzzy pigs.
This world is something new to me.
This world is such a gas. [Passes Gas, causing his diaper to inflate]
Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson: [singing] UGH! P.U., where's your class?
This world is something new to me.
Quiet! Can't a guy get some shuteye?!
It's so noisy in here!
I can barely hear myself suck! [grabs a bottle from Chuckie and chugs it down]
The food here tastes pretty good.
My compliments to the chef.
And you gotta holler to get fed.
But I could get used to that.
This world is way too bright.
Can't somebody turn down the light?
So that's what that thing looks like.
All things here are meant for play,
It's gonna be a real cool day.
This world is something new to me. [one of the newborns screams Ba-da-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu. Baby boy; "Real cool", while another one says, "La-la-la-la!". As a rainbow forms from the "fountain" at the circle-shaped light] This world is something new to me.
There you are!
Oy, gevalt! You kinder gave my ticker such a scare!
[Lou pick up the babies and he, Boris and the babies leave the nursery. As they leave, they shut the lights out and the rainbow from the musical number fades away]
A truckload of babies and their pet horse lost in the woods. Our hearts go out to their grief-stricken parents... [Stu's Dactar crashes into the chopper; Stu screams in panic] Look out, Pickles! Now look what you've done! [Stu groans. He fights the pilot over the controls] Are you out of your mind?! Get out! [pushes Stu and Dactar away from the chopper, but breaks the controls off accidentally
Oops. [drops the chopper's handlebars before continues flying haphazardly] I'm coming, Tommy. I'm coming, Dil. [a couple of screws come loose] Oh! Ah!
Angelica Pickles Ugh! Hurry up, babies!
Angelica Pickles Don't let them take Cynthia!
I don't think they're going to take anyone. Look!
Yay!
Yeah! Go home, monkeys!
Angelica Pickles Hooray! Dumb-dumb monkeys!
Oh!
Aah!
Yuckies!
Yay!
Yay, Spike!
Spike, Spike!
Oh, no, Spike! Spike!
You gotta get outta there, Spikey!
Angelica Pickles Yo, dumb wolf! [angrily blows raspberries at the wolf]
Spike!
Spike?
Angelica Pickles Dumb dog! Why'd you have to go and... [sobs]
Whoa! [suddenly spots the babies on the bridge] Deed, I found them! They're over by the ranger station! I'm going IIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!! [Dactar crashes for the last time, into the ranger's station. The babies gasped. The ranger's station collapsed to the ground. Now feeling all woozy, he gets up on his feet, "wearing" Dactar's remnants, and walks towards the bridge] Ahh!
The lizard!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Ohh!
Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...No. [looks at the babies, who are still sad] We wish we had our doggie back.
Ahhh. [busts through the bridge, still wearing Dactar]
He's alive!
Thank you, Mr. Lizard!
My babies! My babies! Oh Dil! My darling! [kisses them both]
Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
Angelica, sweetheart, everything's going to be okay!
Angelica Pickles Oh, mommy, oh, daddy!
You've got the Pickle spirit, son. Maybe not the brain, but the spirit.
Oh, Stu, you did it! You found our boys.
Yeah, I guess I did.
My little furry comrades!
Splendid monkeys, come to papa. Who's your daddy?
Babies and monkeys, both lost. Now both found.
This is my story, pal! I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned. [the monkeys gang up on Rex and fight him. Camera cuts to static] Aah! No, not my toupee! No!
Hey, Rex, time for your close up!
I'm sorry about all this Drew.
It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
Remember there was Swamptar?
Oh yeah, I remember that. Got mud all over...
And that was our big adventure. The Monkeys founded their daddies, and we all gots to go home and have fried baloney sandwiches. But not Dil, 'cause he gots no teeth. [Dil, wearing a viking helmet, rides on Chuckie's back. They climb and grab the icon as before, but this time, Dil got ahold of it] But if you think thing went back to the way they was before, you're wrong, 'cause now, thanks to Baby Dil, they was even better! [chuckles]
Yay!
Way to go, Dilly!
[Freeze frame, then fade out] [Fade to closing credits, when stills of the movie's scenes flash in the background while the credits are seen in the foreground. Credits from "Directed By" to "Additional Music Material By" are flshed on and off, with one background per credit. From "Production Manager" on, credits scroll, with different lettering and fonts, while the background changes. During the credits, portions of "Take Me There", "Wild Ride" and "I Throw My Toys Around" can be heard]
There he is!
Mr. Pickles, is it true you shipped your own children to Tokyo in a wooden box?
Is it true a dingo ate your baby?
Mr. Pickles, how many pecks of pickled peppers did you pick?
Childhood, a time of innocence, a time of joy. A time of unspeakable, unrelenting tragedy. Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
I'm so sorry. Forgive me. [back to Didi] Please tell us how it feels to know you may never see your children again.
All right! That's it! Let me at him! All right! Come one! Come on!
Hold on, Jonathan. There's an alarming crowd at my in-law's indicating either a yard sale or a family tragedy. Let me get back to you.
Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
He what?!
Share your pain.
YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!!
ONLY 'CAUSE I CAN'T REACH YOUR NECK!!!
And there you have it. 2 sour Pickles and: [displays the pictures of the babies, one by one, while incorrectly saying their names] young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace. [caption "Rex Pester, Big Action News"] I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more "Big Action News"!
Mr. Swenson on Saton said he saw Angelica and Spike run through his garden and head north on I-99!
My baby!
Let's go!
Private First Class Pickles reporting for duty!
Just get in! Come on!
[Lou climbed in the car before they drive off]
Oh!
Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Yep, it's for my new sister.
How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Well, she's a girl like me, so we know she'll be prettyful.
Angelica Pickles Oh, brother! You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life. [shoves babies en route to table] Now, get out of my way. [dumps the cookies on the table] I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
Angelica Pickles I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. 'Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed...there's that little bald kid in the house again."
My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
Angelica Pickles That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.
Paul?
Angelica Pickles Yeah, but, then you came along and they put him out in the rain and he turned into a dog.
That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what!
A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.
Angelica Pickles Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose. [Angelica leaves while the other babies watch from inside. Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified] A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken. [Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move] A baby is lots of joy.
Angelica Pickles A baby will get all the toys!
What are you doing? [continues singing] A baby has a smiley face...
Angelica Pickles A baby is from outside space!
Angelica!
Angelica Pickles Susie!
A baby is extra fancy.
Angelica Pickles A baby poops in his pantsies! [laughs]
Cut it out!
Angelica Pickles No!
Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
Angelica Pickles More like Reptar, screaming in your ear!
A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.
A gift from a Bob!
Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
I don't know. Why?
Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them. [points to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table]
A baby is very special!
Angelica Pickles A baby is, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
Oh! Betty, it's time!
It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver.
Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?!
Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!"
We'll just have a little bottle and take a nice nappy, and everything will be OK.
Mine! Mine! [selfishly drinks the whole milk]
But, I'm hungry, too. [tries to grab the bottle from Dil] Stop it! Dil, that's enough! Stop it! Unh! [Dil laughs and finishes off the bottle] You didn't leave any for me!
All gone. [giggles]
Oh. [Dil's leg peeks out of the blanket] Dil. [Dil's arm now peeks out] Dil!
My blankie! My blankie!
Dil!
My blankie! My blankie!
I need some blankie, too. [seriously pulls the blanket on opposite ends, carrying Dil]
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Mine!
Mine! [the blanket tears and Tommy accidentally falls into a mud puddle, covering himself in mud; giggles] Yucky lookie.
You think it's funny?! [furiously grabs Dil by the onesie] Phil and Lil was right! You're a bad, naughty baby, and you're never gonna get any better! I'm through being your big brother! I don't want my sponsativity no more! [angrily tosses his watch against a tree, the clock opens the picture]
Monkey! My monkey! Mine!
You want monkeys?! Oh, Okay! I'll give you monkeys! You'll have a monkey mommy and a monkey daddy and a monkey brother! I shoulda let my friends take you back to the hopsicle, but, no, I said, "He didn't mean it", I said! [furiously kicks a frog] "He was only playing"! [angrily kicks an empty baby bottle] Well I was wrong! Now I don't even have friends! [tosses out a diaper, a container of baby powder, baby wipes and Cynthia, which the monkeys all grab] Dil wants monkeys, and monkeys want the nanners. So everybody gets what they want! [angrily brings the baby food to Dil and prepares to use it to cover Dil]
My nanna! My nanna! [then looks at Tommy, while lightning strikes above. He's very frightened] T-T-T-
I'm sorry, Dil.
Toto.
It's okay, Dil. [carrying Dil back to the shelter] Everything is gonna be okay.
[Camera zooms in to Tommy's watch, which is still on the ground]
Where are we?
I don't know. It looks kinda like the park.
Only bigger.
Bigger? This place is bigger than the park and the backyard all put together. This is bad you guys. This is bad.
Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broke again.
Oh, no. Dil, are you okay?
I think he's gonna explode.
Mama, me Backy-Poop.
What?
MAMA, ME BACKY-POOP!!! [a wet fart can be heard]
Eww!
Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie.
What do you mean, we?
And then the wizard looked down at the little boy and said: "your wish has been granted". And the little boy looked...
All I did was cough, Deed. I tried not to, but I had a feeling in my throat. And then I coughed! And now he's crying! [Dil hiccups] And now he's got the hiccups! [sobs]
Oh, Stu. [places a baby pacifier into Stu's mouth. He stops crying and sucks on it; she cranks a baby mobile] Stu, why don't you sing Dil a lullaby?
Good.
Baby, please, rest your head.
You're cuter than, uh...
As you grow, and love and play... [tucks Dil in his crib as he hiccups again]
So sleep and dream the night away...ayy... [leans her head on the side of Dil's crib. lights are turned out. Dil falls asleep. She kisses Dil]
Baby, please, rest your head. Now it is time for bed. Please stop. Don't you see? I want mom and dad for me. [shed some tears while holding the slipper close to himself and hugs it]
[The camera is focused again on Dil, who hiccups a little. Cut to outside, where Spike is also forgotten, in the rain. He howls as the camera pans up to the sky]
I've turned this plane upside down, and I assure you there are no children.
No.
We found a kid, but he's not the one you're looking for.
Tommy!
Sprouts?
Angelica?
Einstein here lost the kids.
I lost the kids?!
See?
[Didi gasps in shock and drops her bag of groceries on the floor, with the bag opening on impact and the goods falling on the floor]
Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
Maybe we should go back!
Very back!
No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! [the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light] Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! [as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised] And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. [Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them] And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. [he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy] But that's okay, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend. [giggles]
Watch out!
Keep moving! It's right behind us!
Tommy! Help me!
Come on, Chuckie!
Tommy! [the babies scream and run away] You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
We thought the fun times would last forever. [the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over] But we was wrong.
Oh, my.
Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Glad you could be here, Susie.
What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles Thank you. My mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. [Susie laughs while making fun of her angelica's sailor dress] Don't say a word.
All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
I'm in for 12!
12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
Oh, don't worry.
I mean, you know from behind.
There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. [the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats] He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
Everything I, oh...
Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres. [he accidentally bumps into Didi's belly]
Watch it, pups.
Careful.
I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. [to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone] How's our little man?
Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" [her phone then rings] Hello?
Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.