Humans eat ducks?
Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.
Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.
Oh, come on. Duchess, the Hoggetts' cat? Why?
Well, they're…
They're indispensable—they Fly's puppies? You eat chickens—why? They make eggs with the chickens and the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.
Right…
I'm tired to with the chickens and hens; it didn't work. So I turned to quacking, and hello? I discover my gift! But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job! Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it?—the mechanical roosters?
Oh dear me…
Oh dear you?! [sighs/quacks] I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things. But, pig, I'm all I've got!
Um…why do you need me to to do it?
Oh.
They make me sneeze.
Oh. Don't worry, I won't sleep to Duchess.
