The Bosses only eat stupid animals like sheep and ducks and chickens.
Babe (1995) · 37 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Babe (1995): in 17 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Babe (11), Narrator (5), Maa (4)
It's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep; they're inferior.
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1 quoteScenes with Fly the Border Collie
15 scenesIt does look stupid, Mom.
Not as stupid as sheep, mind you, but pigs are definitely stupid.
Good heavens! Who are you?
I'm a Large White.
Yes, that's your breed, dear. What's your name?
I don't know.
Well, what did your mother call you to tell you apart from your brothers and sisters?
Our Mom called us all the same.
And what was that, dear?
She called us all "Babe."
There, there…you've got to be a brave boy, now. I left my mother when I was your age, and my puppies will have to leave me soon. But I'll keep the eyes on you, if you like, just till you find your feet. [Rex shows up, sees Babe] The little pig's a bit low. He's going to sleep with us, just till he finds his feet.
But, Mom, he'll wet the bed?
Shh, listen. [to Babe] If you do want to do anything, you'll go outside, won't you? Good boy.
Babe? Babe? [rushes out of the barn, then she runs around the house] Babe? Babe? [Rex is shown under the wagon watching Fly calling Babe and she approaches him, informing of what Duchess has done to Babe] Babe's run away? Rex? Please?
Call the boss. [Fly then barks at the window to alert Arthur of Babe run away, then they are shown following Babe's tracks and Rex rushes forward and finds Babe in the graveyard, shivering from the rain] He's over here! Hold on, pig. You'll be home soon. [Fly and Arthur approach him ready to bring him back home]
If those sheep won't talk to Babe. The boss is going to look like an idiot. I don't know what to do.
There's only one thing. [Fly tries to speak, but is cut off] I've got to go! I'll try to be back in time. :[runs off, as Arthur looks on with concern]
We'll catch him and eat him one day, won't we, Mom?
Yes, guilty. Now come along.
Babe, you wait here.
Aren't pigs allowed?
Not live ones.
Sorry, dear. Only dogs and cats inside the house.
Why?
That's just the way things are! [goes inside]
Not you, dear.
Why not?
We have to do dogs' work. You're a pig. Your job is to stay here and eat your food. We'll be back at the end of the day.
Darn wolf! Never do leave a body alone. [Babe investigates inside the pen] Nag, nag, nag, all day long. Go here, go there, do this, do that. [coughing]
I'm not a wolf.
Oh, I knows all that. Calls yourself a sheepdog. But you don't fool none of us.
I'm not a sheepdog, either. [moves to look through a gap between the planks of the pen]
Well, I'll be dipped! What are you?
Pig. Large White. What are you?
Ewe.
Not me, who are you?
That's what I am! I - am - a - ewe!
Oh, you're a sheep! [goes inside the barn to see Maa]
The name's Maa. And I'm stuck in this little box till the Boss makes me well again.
What's wrong with you, Maa?
Foot rot. And I've had a nasty cough. And I'm not as young as I used to be. [coughs]
You don't look very old to me.
Too kind. First kind word I've heard in donkey's years. You seem a nice young chap, not like them wolves. Treat you like dirt, they do so. Bite you as soon as look at you, the–
Bite you?
And worse. Much worse. Savages!
Fly would never be mean.
Who's that?
She's my mu – she's the sheepdog here.
Fly, is that it? Black-and-white? Teeth sharp as a steel trap? [Babe nods] All them wolves is cruel to us sheep. Always have been. No brains, no heart. [She coughs again] Wouldn't want to see a gentle soul like you mixing with the likes of them.
[Now Babe is more mixed up than ever. Is his new mother really bad? That evening as Fly comes in from the fields, she gives Babe's face a big, slurpy kiss. As he nuzzles against her, Babe decides that the old sheep may be wrong. Perhaps Maa is confused because she is sick. Babe hopes she will get better soon]
At any other time, the pig would've been tickled pink by his first visit to the sheep fields. But now, there was fear in the air. Maa and her kind were under threat.
Hey, Frank, feel like pork for dinner tonight?
Young'un! You're alive!
Maa! What's going on? Who are these men?
I'll get him out. Come around, Sniff! [whistles]
Where's our boss? It doesn't seem right. [gets knocked over by Sniff]
[Babe runs for dear life, with the dog barking and snapping at his heels. He wriggles back through the fence and runs squealing louder to the farmhouse. The Hoggetts' granddaughter opens her last Christmas present in a greedy excitement to reveal the beautiful, extravagant, ultra-realistic handcrafted dollhouse her maternal grandfather, Arthur, made for her, unexpectedly lets out a loud, anguished shriek]
What's wrong, dear?
The Hoggetts' granddaughter: [complaining and sobbing] It's the wrong one! [shrieking tearfully as we see Arthur smirking at his granddaughter's tantrum, trying not to laugh] I WANT THE HOUSE I SAW ON THE TELEVISION!! [crying]
Oh, there, there.
[We see see the Hoggetts' daughter chuckling and grinning at her daughter's tantrum. We see Fly and Rex past the fireplace. Fly watches this scene with pity in her eyes as if to say "Poor little tyke", but Rex lays down on the floor, looking away without showing any care or worry about his owners' granddaughter. Mr. Hoggett sees Fly's ears perk up at the sound. She starts barking. Something is wrong. The farmer races away in his truck. The dogs run across the fields. Rex reaches the other truck first. It is yet empty. The thieves hit the tailgate shut and smash through the fence at top speed. Rex is yet barking until Fly and Hoggett arrive. They are followed by an exhausted Babe. Hoggett pats Fly's head]
Nice dog. [Fly jumps into the truck bed. Then the farmer lifts Babe up behind her] Nice pig.
I'm very proud of you, my boy.
I'm going to be a nice sheepdog if I grow up, aren't I?
None of my pups would have done any better than you did so today.
...a washing machine, a radio, a new alarm clock. I think it's a lovely fax machine, darling, but can't you use it?
The Hoggetts' daughter: We already have one, Mom. That's the entire idea. We can send faxes to each other. Now, don't be afraid of it just because it's new.
The Hoggetts' son-in-law: These accounts are a real concern, Arthur. Every month your expenditure is bigger than your income. It's eating up your reserves the entire time. You need to modernize, get some sort of cash flow going. You're yet using a horse and cart, for heaven's sakes. Dad?
Funny, that.
The Hoggetts' son-in-law: Wait, what?
These chickens, that pig.
The Hoggetts' son-in-law: What's the pig had to do with anything?
Nothing. Just look at them. The browns and the whites. [doesn't warn his family, but the next morning, he decides to see if he's really seen a pig herding chickens] Come, Rex. Come, Fly. [turns to Babe] Come, Pig. [Babe hesitates] Come, Pig!
Maybe he's pleased with you for what you did yesterday.
I didn't do much.
Well, if it wasn't for you, darling, they could've stolen the entire flock.
Is Rex unhappy with me?
Oh, he'll be alright. Just stay out of his road today.
Way to be, Fly. Rex, come by!
You're so fast. I'd never be able to fly like you can.
Pigs aren't built to fly, darling. But speed isn't the fact. It's attitude. They just have to know who's boss.
Rex? [Rex doesn't answer] I know it was hard for you today, watching all that happening. But surely it's not worth all this misery. Please, darling. Not on such a beautiful night.
Get down! Down, Rex! [Rex accidentally bites his hand] Rex...
A dark cloud had descended on the valley. And the pig felt that the dangers were all his fault. But he was certain, he knew how to set things right.
Um, excuse me, sir. But I-I-I-I think all this trouble-
Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies. Must be the hormones.
What about Hoggett's notion, the dog being jealous of the wee pig?
Oh, I don't see that myself.
No. Then what have we done?
Well, you can keep him locked up or snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday.
No.
Or Wednesday.
Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on. He's a breeding dog.
Well, now, I can sedate him, of course, but he'll be useless as a working dog. [injects Rex] Now I'm gonna give you some pills to put in his food.
Good dog.
A pig doing the work of a sheepdog? With Rex out of action and Fly injured from the fight, Farmer Hoggett had no choice.
Maa! Maa! The boss has to give you some medicine.
Oh, dear, I thought so! It's horrible stuff, that.
I know, but it's for the best.
Oh, our young'un, if you say so.
Shoo! Shoo!
As the thought first came to him, Farmer Hoggett dismissed it as mere whimsy, but like most of his harebrained ideas, it wouldn't go away.
What are they doing here?
It's a sheepdog trial.
Then it's like a competition for sheepdogs.
And their bosses. It's like an obstacle curse.
How do they decide who wins?
Well, it's time and mistakes. You get points for how fast you are and they take points away for every mistake. Every time a sheep goes the wrong road, that's a mistake and you lose points.
Looks like fun!
Oh, for a sheepdog, there's no prouder moment. You know, Rex and I used to...never mind.
Was Rex a champion?
He had the makings of the biggest champion there ever was, but it wasn't to be.
What just happened?
A while back if Rex was in his prime, the winter rains brought a grand flood to the valley. Rex and the boss got most of the flock onto the high ground. Then Rex went back to look for the strays. He found them. They'd been stranded by the rising water. He tried to herd them across to safety, but they wouldn't budge. Too afraid and too foolish to save their own skins. It was freezing cold and the water kept rising. Rex stayed with them right through the night. By morning, the sheep were drowned. But until they found Rex, he was barely alive.
Oh, Mum!
Two weeks rest in front of the fire saw him back on his feet, but his hearing was never the same again. He'd never let anyone know, but he's almost totally deaf.
Is that why he's so, you know, frustrated?
That's not the half of it. All this was barely a month before the Grand National Challenge. He tried his best, but he couldn't hear the boss's calls, and it slowed him up. The cold truth is that, but for the foolishness of sheep, Rex would've been the champion of champions.
[While Fly was narrating, Farmer Hoggett walks up to the dazed and muzzled Rex. He takes the muzzle off, and gently pets Rex, who is now calmed down with depression]
Mom. Mom! Mom! Can we start work early today?
Oh, dear, it's not even dawn yet. You can go to work until the rooster crows. Go back to sleep.
Excuse me. Hello, sir. Excuse me, but it's almost dawn and......
Wait, what?
I'm sorry to disturb you, but it's almost dawn, and I wondered if you'd mind crowing just a few moments early this morning.
Get out of here!
But, well, see I just...
Get lost!
Oh, okay Rooster.
Now the pig understood why the sheep called all dogs wolves. And he was filled with a deep and horrible rage.
Maa! Maa! Are you alright?
Hello, young'un.
Oh, Maa, can you get up?
It's over, Maa. The wolves have gone far off. I'll get the boss up here to look after you. You'll be alright. You'll be alright! [but her eyes are far apart. Her head droops and life leaves her] Oh, Maa! Maa! [chokes back sobs, then bleating depressed as the sheep saying his name] MAA!! MAA!! MAA!!! MAA!!! [the Boss's truck rumbles up]
Fly knew that there was only one fate for any creature that took the life of a sheep on Hoggett Farm.
But Fly could never believe that Babe was a sheep-killer, so she remained in the field to do something she'd never done before... talk to the sheep.
Tell me. Who killed the old one?
Wolf!
Wolf. Is that the only words you half-wits know?
Wolf!
Are you saying it was a dog?
Babe! Where's Babe?
Was it wolf or Babe?!
Wolf! Where's Babe?! Wolf! Babe!
Farmer Hoggett was carrying something in the crook of one arm. A kind of black, shiny tube.
Come, pig.
The pig had a vague memory that shiny tubes produced food and guessed that some quite unexpected reunion would come out of the two small round mouths.
QUIET!!!!
Fly decided to speak very slowly, for it was a cold fact of nature that sheep were stupid, and no one would ever persuade her otherwise.
Please, please would you be so kind as to tell me what happened?
Please, tell me what just happened this morning.
The sheep spoke very slowly, for it was a cold fact of nature that wolves were ignorant, and nothing would convince them otherwise.
Babe came! He saved us! The wolves killed Maa. But Babe drove the wolves away!
Thank you. Thank you! Thank you all very much!
Pleasure talking to ya.
Hoggett! Hooey! Hoggett! ARTHUR! [Fly is shown running toward the shack. Farmer Hoggett walks out of it as she passes him to get inside] Well, there you are! What do you think? That was the police on the telephone. They said there are wild dogs about. Apparently, the Mitchells lost six lambs this morning. [notice the shotgun on his hand] What on earth are you doing here with that gun?!
Oh, err... nothing. [Esme frowns at him, but lets out a sigh and walks back into the house as we see Farmer Hoggett with a pleading look on his face upon learning the truth and removes the shells on his shotgun]
So, uh... what's happening?
Oh, no.
You'll need to be on top form tomorrow.
Night, Mum.
[The little pig sleeps, but he has bad dreams. He awakens on the morning of the Nationals with a bit of a cold and feeling quite hesitant]
Stay there.
Baaaaa!
Oh, boy. I've never met a sheep with such a strong, dark face. Are they feeding you well?
Babe, I'll try.
Alright, blockheads! Pay attention over here! Now, you pay attention to what this pig has to say to you or I'll come in there and tear you to shreds!
Hadn't thought of this. Keep trying, keep speaking to them. I'll see what I can do so.
Need to go. I'll try to be back in time.
You can't make it, but I can.
But you...you...
Don't worry. I won't let the little feller down. [With that said, he turns into a blur of speeding fur]
Wolf! Wolf! Wolf!
Shut up, you morons! The little pig's in trouble.
What trouble has come to our Babe, wolf?
The sheep at the trials won't speak to the little feller. He doesn't know what to do.
Stay here, wolf.
I asked you to stay here, wolf. Do what you're warned by an old sheep for a chance, and we'll see what we can do for you.
We've had something that might help Babe. But us sheep don't like giving it to no wolf.
Paaa-a-assword!
I promise you that. I'll make sure the pig knows it, as well. Don't you worry. The password is safe with me.

