Oda Mae Brown
[possessed by Orlando; stares at his wife Ortisha]
Damn, baby! What you do to yo' hair?!
Played by Whoopi Goldberg 
Ghost (1990) · 13 quotes
Ghost (1990) · 13 quotes
Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
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6 scenes Oda Mae
Where exactly are you?
Sam
I'm standing right beside you.
Oda Mae
Oh, you're standing right beside me?
Oda Mae's Sister: Honey, we're right here.
Oda Mae
Are you white?
Sam
WHAT?
Oda Mae's Sister: White?
Oda Mae
You're white, aren't you?
Oda Mae's Sister: You know what I think?
Oda Mae's Other Sister: Yes, I'm gonna call the doctor right now.
Oda Mae
I knew it. It's a white guy. Why me?
Sam
Listen, damn it. You are going to help me. There's a woman. Her name is Molly Jensen and she's in terrible danger. The man who killed me broke into our apartment and he's gonna go back. So you've gotta warn her.
Oda Mae
Just what makes you think she's gonna listen to me?
Sam
It's just a phone call. Look, you're all I've got. Now, I'm not leaving until you help me. I don't care how long it takes, 'cause I could talk forever.
Sam
Molly, you're in danger.
Oda Mae
You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way. [pause] Molly, you in danger, girl.
Oda Mae
I don't know you. I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing I'm Henery the Eighth, I Am.
Molly
That's how he got me to go out with him.
Oda Mae
He's stuck, that's what it is. He's in between worlds. You know it happens sometimes that the spirit gets yanked out so fast that the essence still feels it has work to do here.
Sam
Would you stop rambling?
Oda Mae
I don't think I'm rambling, I'm just answering the question. He's got a attitude now.
Sam
I don't have an attitude.
Oda Mae
Yes, you do have an attitude. If you didn't have an attitude, you would not have raised your voice at me now, would you?
Sam
God dammit...
Oda Mae
Don't you "God dammit" me. Don't you take the Lord's name in vain with me. I don't take that!
Sam
Would you relax?
Oda Mae
No, you relax, you're the dead guy!
Oda Mae
Give this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns? How big a jackass do you take me for?
Sam
Think of it this way: you'll go to Heaven.
Oda Mae
I don't wanna go to Heaven, I wanna go to the bank and cash this STUPID CHECK!
Sam
[Oda Mae just gave four million dollars in drug money to some nuns]
I'm proud of you, Oda Mae.
Oda Mae
You know something, Sam? I don't care if you're proud of me. You just stay away from me from now on. What is that nun going to do with it? She can't even buy underwear. NOTHING! I HATE YOU! Leave me alone! Never talk to me again!
Sam
I think you're wonderful, Oda Mae!
[She stops and gives a raspberry to Sam. Meanwhile, one of the nuns looks at the check and faints]
