Kath Soucie movie quotes

View Quote Phil: Thank Bob.
Lil: Thank you, Bob.

View Quote Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
Lil: I think it's cause she's a witch.

View Quote Chuckie: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
[Pause]
Phil: So?

View Quote Phil: Thank Bob.
Lil: Thank you, Bob.

View Quote Phil: I didn't know she could fly.
Lil: I think it's cause she's a witch.

View Quote [Dil begins to grunt and grimace; his face has turned dark pink]
Lil: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother's broked again.
Tommy: Oh no! Dil, are you ok?
Phil: I think he's gonna explode.
Dil: Poopie.
Tommy: What?
Dil: [shouts] POOPIE!
[A pooping sound can be heard]
Everyone: EWW!
Tommy: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie!
Phil: What do you mean, "we?"

View Quote [First lines; The movie begins with the camera is in a jungle and moves in the direction of a mountain in which there is a hidden temple surrounded with Reptar statues. The Rugrats climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. The temple is dark and gloomy inside, as we are there, looking towards the outside, as the Rugrats race in. Once in the cave, Chuckie stops]
Chuckie Finster: Ahh! This place give me the juicebumps!
[A group of bats fly out of the mouth of one of the Reptar statues]
Phil DeVille: Maybe we should go back!
Lil DeVille: Very back!
Tommy Pickles: No, We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back! [the babies move near a door-shaped like Angelica's head. They act surprised. Inside the "mouth" is a bright, orange-colored light] Hang on to your diapies, babies, we're goin' in!
Chuckie Finster: [voice-over] That's Tommy Pickles. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed! [as he talks, Tommy races toward the door. As he gets there, the door slams, while he raced in there once it's open, and after he enters, it slams shut again. Phil and Lil look surprised] And that's Phil and Lil. Uh, uh, well, they, they like worms. [Phil and Lil hold hands and rush in through the door, which closed behind them] And I'm Chuckie. Uh...I'm not so brave. [he's hesitant to enter, but is whipped in by Tommy] But that's okay, 'cause I got Tommy, and he's my bestest friend. [giggles]
[The babies run to a tower on which is perched an idol. They climb the tower to reach the idol. While trying to take the statuette, the idol becomes a banana split and a trap is released, causing the babies fall back to the ground]
Chuckie Finster: Watch out!
[Tommy gasped. The boulder starts rolling, and the babies starts to shout while running like the wind to try escape the boulder]
Tommy Pickles: Keep moving! It's right behind us!
[Suddenly, the floor opens itself in front of them. Tommy, Phil and Lil make the jump, but Chuckie misses his, hanging on the brink]
Chuckie Finster: Tommy! Help me!
Tommy Pickles: [looking back at Chuckie and the gate, he then grabs Chuckie's hand, pulling him up] Come on, Chuckie!
[Back to reality: The boulder was a very pregnant Didi's belly and body]
Didi Pickles: Tommy! [the babies scream and run away] You kids shouldn't be playing in here!
[The babies run away at full speed]
Chuckie Finster: [voice-over] We thought the fun times would last forever. [the babies bumped into Spike, and run face-first into glass patio door, then fall over] But we was wrong.
Didi Pickles: Oh, my.
Betty DeVille: [holds onto Didi as she picks up the babies] Upsy-daisy, Didi.
Didi Pickles: Thanks.
[Betty opens the patio door and let the Rugrats go out. The grown-ups are having a baby shower for Didi]
Susie Carmichael: Thank you for inviting me to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.
Didi Pickles: Glad you could be here, Susie.
Woman Guest: What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles: Thank you. My mommy's assistant bought it, especially for my Aunt Didi's party. [Susie laughs while making fun of her angelica's sailor dress] Don't say a word.
Aunt Miriam: All right, I got $20 on 8 pounds, 6 ounces. 8 pounds 6. Who's got 8-7?
Male Guest: I'm in for 12!
Aunt Miriam: 12 pounds? What are you, crazy?
Chas Finster: Gosh, you can hardly tell she's gained any weight.
[While turning over, Didi accidentally knocks over the table with her belly]
Woman Guest: Oh, don't worry.
Chas Finster: I mean, you know from behind.
Minka Kerpackter: There you are, Didila. Come. Look what we got for you. Boris, move your tuchus.
Didi Pickles: A goat? Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.
Minka Kerpackter: Nothing better for the little bubula than goat's milk.
Boris Kropotkin: Except maybe yak. But you try finding good yak these days. [the babies run and bump into the goat and it bleats] He's saying, "Hello". There you go, kinderwund, some chocolate coins.
[The babies take the coins and hide their selves under the table]
Woman Guest: Everything I, oh...
[On way to table, Chuckie clumsily bumps into the ladies, they all gasp. Pan to bottom of table]
Phil DeVille: Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
Tommy Pickles: Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.
Chuckie Finster: Oh, you mean, she finally came?
Tommy Pickles: Not yet, but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
Lil DeVille: Do you think she got losted on her way to the party?
Tommy Pickles: Hmm, I don't know. Maybe we better go look for her. Come on!
[The babies climb out from under the table]
Chuckie Finster: Uh, but, Tommy, she could be anywheres. [he accidentally bumps into Didi's belly]
Betty DeVille: Watch it, pups.
Didi Pickles: Careful.
Charlotte Pickles: [on phone] I'll get back to you, Jonathan. I've got to say "hi" to the life of the party. [to Didi, as she pats her stomach with her cellphone] How's our little man?
Didi Pickles: [rubs her belly] I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
Betty DeVille: Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas.
Aunt Miriam: Face it, dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.
Charlotte Pickles: Well, you know what they say, "Born under Venus, look for a-" [her phone then rings] Hello?
Didi Pickles: Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of you with a PHD in Latin.
Betty DeVille: Yeah, Pig Latin maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if they were both boys.
Didi Pickles: Uh, uh, uh. Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and they get along just fine.

View Quote [Cut to Tommy's room, which was remodeled for the new baby. One side is blue, for Tommy's side, which has a Dummi-bear bed, a "Smile!" poster and a trunk with smiles painted all over, The new baby's side is pink, with a crib festooned with balloons and an "It's a girl!" banner on the wall. The babies enter the room to their amazement]
Rugrats: Oh!
Chuckie Finster: Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.
Tommy Pickles: Yep, it's for my new sister.
Phil DeVille: How are we gonna find her, Tommy?
Chuckie Finster: Yeah, we don't even know what she looks like.
Lil DeVille: Well, she's a girl like me, so we know she'll be prettyful.
Angelica Pickles: [enters, carrying a big bunch of cookies using the lower part of her dress] Oh, brother! You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of life. [shoves babies en route to table] Now, get out of my way. [dumps the cookies on the table] I gotta get back to the dessert table before the grownups get all the good stuff.
Tommy Pickles: Angelica, can you help us find my baby sister?
Angelica Pickles: I wouldn't be in such a big hurry if I was you, Tommy. 'Cause when the new baby gets here, she's gonna gets all the toys and the love and the attention. And your mommy and daddy will forget all about you. It'll be like, "Look, Deed...there's that little bald kid in the house again."
Tommy Pickles: My mommy and daddy won't forget me.
Angelica Pickles: That's what Spike said before you were born. Back when his name was Paul.
Tommy Pickles: Paul?
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, but, then you came along and they put him out in the rain and he turned into a dog.
Tommy Pickles: That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica. My mommy and daddy will love me no matter what!
[Susie is heard outside, singing to the tune of the first couple of lines of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", "The ABC Song" and "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep". Boris accompanies her on accordion]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is very neat, a baby is a special treat.
Angelica Pickles: [looks on from Tommy's room] Ugh! Who does Susie Carmichael think she is?
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby has lots of toes, a baby has a tiny nose. [Angelica leaves while the other babies watch from inside. Cut to outside. All are singing, unless specified] A baby is a little dickens, a baby is a cuddly chicken. [Angelica is next to Didi's belly, chuckling, as she plans to make her move] A baby is lots of joy.
Angelica Pickles: [singing; barging in obnoxiously] A baby will get all the toys!
Susie Carmichael: [whispers] What are you doing? [continues singing] A baby has a smiley face...
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby is from outside space!
Susie Carmichael: [whispers] Angelica!
Angelica Pickles: [whispers] Susie!
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is extra fancy.
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby poops in his pantsies! [laughs]
Susie Carmichael: Cut it out!
Angelica Pickles: No!
[Music switches to a Tejano beat, using different arrangement. The babies climb outside to watch]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] Like a birdie, singing in a tree!
Angelica Pickles: [singing obnoxiously] More like Reptar, screaming in your ear!
Both: [singing] A baby is a gift, a gift from a Bob! A baby is a gift from a Bob, Bob, Bob! A baby is a gift.
[Angelica does a gagging gesture]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A gift from a Bob!
[Cut to under a table, where the Rugrats have crawled underneath. Tommy and Chuckie are talking, while music continues under]
Chuckie Finster: Do you really think babies are a gift from a Bob?
Tommy Pickles: I don't know. Why?
Chuckie Finster: Because if Bob bringed a gift, it's probably one of them. [points to the baby shower gifts on a nearby table]
[Return to Angelica and Susie, music reverts to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", though the Tejano flavor remains]
Susie Carmichael: [singing] A baby is very special!
Angelica Pickles: [singing] A baby is, is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
[Song ends, Angelica's obnoxious screaming has induced Didi's labor]
Didi Pickles: [painfully groans in discomfort] Oh! Betty, it's time!
Betty DeVille: It's time? Oh, boy. Everybody to your stations, people! Howard, get Stu. Charlotte, call the hospital. Deed, start your breathing. Come on, good girl.
[Didi begins her rhythmic breathing. The other grownups pick up the babies]
Lou Pickles: [picks up Tommy] Up we go, sprout. We got a Pickle to deliver.
Howard DeVille: [picks up his twins] Let's go to the car, kids.
[During the rush, the goat has broken loose and is destroying the party. While the goat destroys things, it sets off the sprinkler system]
Charlotte Pickles: Would somebody turn that sprinkler off?!
[The goat comes inside, dragging a chair on his leg. Lou and Tommy look on]
Lou Pickles: Now, that's what I call a "baby shower!"

View Quote [Inside Didi's room. Apparently, the room she has chosen is the usual, ordinary birthing room. Didi's rhythmic breathing continues, though it's now at a faster pace. The staff work on Didi while Dr. Lucy gives orders]
Lucy Carmichael: All right, Didi, you can do it. Push now! [to the staff] Have we got a good reading on the EFM?
[Didi painfully screams. We cut to what seems to be a graphic representation of a baby being born, from a baby's point of view inside Didi's body. In order, we see a blast of blue light, a group of planets, a school of fish mingling in aquatic plant life, frogs, dinosaurs, dolphins and monkeys, stonehenge, the Sphinx, and pyramids, atoms and finally, bright light, all of them rendered in CGI by Pixar RenderMan. These items zoom by while the baby is born. A grand version of the "Rugrats" theme song plays under, and here we cut back to still inside Didi's body, still looking from the baby's point of view, which starts out as out of focus]
Lucy Carmichael: Here it comes. Gorgeous!
Stu Pickles: Deed, she's so beautiful. She's...She's a boy!
[The baby's eyes are now in focus, as he is handed to Didi. He starts crying very softly, and kind of adorably]
Didi Pickles: Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.
[Switch back to audience's point of view, where we now see the new baby boy named Dil Pickles in Didi's arms softly crying and hiccuping. He's wrapped in a blue blanket. Stu wipes the tears from his eyes as Didi lets him grab her finger]
Stu Pickles: Well, I guess we won't be naming him after my mother.
Didi Pickles: He doesn't look much like a Trixie. What about my cousin Dylan?
Stu Pickles: Dylan Prescott Pickles. Hmm.
[The nurse is writing down the name, as the baby is sucking on Didi's finger]
Nurse: Dil Pickles.
[Stu and Didi hear what the nurse said, and realize what a great name it is]
Stu Pickles: Yeah...I like it.
[Stu and Didi look at their new son Dil, who looks up at his father and smiles at him. Grandpa takes Tommy into Didi's room. After being placed next to Dr. Lucy, Tommy gives her his chocolate coin]
Lou Pickles: Here you go, sprout. [gently puts down Tommy next to Didi]
Didi Pickles: Tommy, I want you to meet someone very special. This is your brother, Dylan. Dil, this is Tommy.
[Dil, sucking on a pacifier, looks at Tommy]
Tommy Pickles: [gasps in wonder] Baby... [reaches his hand out]
Didi Pickles: See? They already love each other.
[Dil hiccups before he pulls Tommy's nose. Tommy shakes his head until Dil lets go of him. Tommy starts wailing. This in turn causes Dil to start crying and wailing]
Betty DeVille: [to Chaz] Well, that's a start.

View Quote Jim Dear: Scamp! Oh, no! What a mess!
Junior: Uh-oh.
Jim Dear: This time, you've gone too far! You've left me no choice. [Scamp nervously backs away and bumps into Tramp, who has an angry look on his face. Scamp has an "Uh-oh!" look on his face, and gives a nervous laugh.] Some dogs just have to learn the hard way. [Scamp whimpers as he's about to be chained to the doghouse.] Maybe chaining you up will teach you a lesson. I'm sorry, Pal, but I just don't know what else to do.
[After Scamp has been chained up outside the girls watching him all muddy as well]
Danielle: [tsking] Serves him right.
Collette: Simply incorrigible.
Annette: He brought this on himself.
Collette: [sighs] Now we'll need another bath!
[they start arguing over who goes first. Scene changes to Scamp, sad to be chained to his doghouse. Tramp looks sad as well]
Lady: [softly] Tramp?
[Lady walks up to Tramp and sits next to him.]
Tramp: [sadly] Best thing Jim Dear could've done for our boy; chaining him up.
Lady: Oh, Tramp. He's never been chained up before. He's just a pup.
Tramp: He has to learn to live by the rules of the house. Firm discipline molds a pup into a dog.
Lady: [laughs once, softly] You turned out pretty good.
Tramp: Yeah, pidge, but I found you. And if it weren't for you I'd've wound up in the pound. I'm just trying to protect him. He'll understand someday.
[Lady and Tramp hear Scamp howling.]
Lady: Maybe he needs to understand today.
[Scamp continues to howl, while Tramp walks out carrying a bowl of dog food. Tramp drops the bowl which caused Scamp's howling to be stopped.]
Tramp: I thought you might be hungry. [Scamp sniffs the food in the bowl, then pushes it back in disgust.] I'm sorry, pal. You just gonna have to shape up, that's all.
Scamp: I always get blamed for everything.
Tramp: Sometimes, it's hard being part of a family. You have to obey certain rules.
Scamp: But I wanna run wild and free; like a real dog! [trips over chain] Oof!
Tramp: Son, the world out there's full of traps. Here, you-you have a family that loves you.
Scamp: [grunts] As long as I do as you say. [sighs heavily, then talks softly] Pop, I just don't feel like I belong here. Didn't you ever feel this way?
Tramp: I was just like you when I was your age. [scratches himself]
Scamp: You were never like me. [scratches himself exactly the way Tramp did] You've been a housedog all your life. How would you know?
Tramp: Oh, you'd be surprised. Scamp, I'm only trying to protect you.
Scamp: [sarcastically] You used me by putting me on a chain?
Tramp: [sternly protesting] Those're the rules, son.
Scamp: [angrily] All I ever hear's rules, rules, rules! "Don't do this!" and "Don't do that!" What good are teeth and-and claws if you can never use them?! [howls]
Tramp: [losing his patience] Stop that howling!
Scamp: I can't help it, Pop! Wild dogs howl at the moon!
Tramp: There'll be no wild dogs in this family!
Scamp: Then maybe I don't wanna be in this family!
Tramp: [fuming] Like it or not, you ARE a part of this family, and until you start acting like it, you can just get used to being out here every night!!! [Tramp leaves and goes inside sadly, Lady watches Scamp jump on the roof of the dog house, she gives a hopeless sigh, and goes inside as well leaving Scamp alone to calm down]

View Quote Lady: [To Tramp, worried about Scamp] Oh, Tramp, Scamp's never been out all night so much could happen.
Tramp: Hey, easy, Pidge. We'll find him before he gets him self in real trouble.
Trusty: [coming in through the fence] Oh, miss Lady, ma'am?
Jock: [also coming in through the fence, but gets stuck] We came as soon as we heard. [struggles, and finally gets through the fence.]
Annette, Collette, and Danielle: Uncle Jock! Uncle Trusty!
Annette and Collette: Scamp ran away!
Danielle: What they said!
Trusty: Not to worry, little ladies. Got my grandpappy Ol' Reliable's keen sense of smell. [sniffs] Say, have I ever told you girls about the time I saved your father from certain death?
Annette and Collette: No.
Danielle: [foolishly] Yep.
[Annette and Collette look at her angrily, Danielle looks at them with a puzzled expression]
Jock: Ach! Here he goes,again. I told you, there'll be no living with him.
Danielle: [chuckles] That Scamp is going to get into so much trouble when he gets home! [giggles]
Collette: [scoffs] I don't even want him back!
Annette: [agreeing with Colette] Yeah, who cares? He should know better than to run off.
Danielle: [Chuckles again] I bet he gets a slipper right across his great, big, fat...! [looks up at Lady who has an stern look. Danielle nervously laughs, pretending to care about Scamp] We really do miss him, Mom. [nervously smiles]
Tramp: We'll be back with your brother in no time. Your old man's got the speed and cunning dog half his age. [clumsily jumps on the dog house, Annette, Collette, and Danielle are chuckling, and Lady and Trusty are also smiling] [kidding around] Just using a few forgottin' muscles, that's all.
Jim Dear: [fixing to go search for Scamp] Lady, Tramp, let's go!
Tramp: [seriously] Come on! No telling what mischief that pup's getting into.

View Quote [Scamp's sisters are excited about hearing about getting a bath.]
Annette: Oh, excellent! I love getting a bath!
Collette: It makes my fur so silky smooth!
Danielle: Yeah! Heh-heh!
[they start arguing over who goes first]
Danielle: Wait a minute!
Scamp: [grossed out] Gah. I hate baths.
Tramp: Just the same, Scamp. When you live in a house, you need to be clean.
Scamp: Heh. Well, then, I'm glad I'm a wild dog!
[Tramp rolls his eyes]

View Quote Jim Dear: Scamp! Oh, no! What a mess!
Junior: Uh-oh.
Jim Dear: This time, you've gone too far! You've left me no choice. [Scamp nervously backs away and bumps into Tramp, who has an angry look on his face. Scamp has an "Uh-oh!" look on his face, and gives a nervous laugh.] Some dogs just have to learn the hard way. [Scamp whimpers as he's about to be chained to the doghouse.] Maybe chaining you up will teach you a lesson. I'm sorry, Pal, but I just don't know what else to do.
[After Scamp has been chained up outside the girls watching him all muddy as well]
Danielle: [tsking] Serves him right.
Collette: Simply incorrigible.
Annette: He brought this on himself.
Collette: [sighs] Now we'll need another bath!
[they start arguing over who goes first. Scene changes to Scamp, sad to be chained to his doghouse. Tramp looks sad as well]
Lady: [softly] Tramp?
[Lady walks up to Tramp and sits next to him.]
Tramp: [sadly] Best thing Jim Dear could've done for our boy; chaining him up.
Lady: Oh, Tramp. He's never been chained up before. He's just a pup.
Tramp: He has to learn to live by the rules of the house. Firm discipline molds a pup into a dog.
Lady: [laughs once, softly] You turned out pretty good.
Tramp: Yeah, pidge, but I found you. And if it weren't for you I'd've wound up in the pound. I'm just trying to protect him. He'll understand someday.
[Lady and Tramp hear Scamp howling.]
Lady: Maybe he needs to understand today.
[Scamp continues to howl, while Tramp walks out carrying a bowl of dog food. Tramp drops the bowl which caused Scamp's howling to be stopped.]
Tramp: I thought you might be hungry. [Scamp sniffs the food in the bowl, then pushes it back in disgust.] I'm sorry, pal. You just gonna have to shape up, that's all.
Scamp: I always get blamed for everything.
Tramp: Sometimes, it's hard being part of a family. You have to obey certain rules.
Scamp: But I wanna run wild and free; like a real dog! [trips over chain] Oof!
Tramp: Son, the world out there's full of traps. Here, you-you have a family that loves you.
Scamp: [grunts] As long as I do as you say. [sighs heavily, then talks softly] Pop, I just don't feel like I belong here. Didn't you ever feel this way?
Tramp: I was just like you when I was your age. [scratches himself]
Scamp: You were never like me. [scratches himself exactly the way Tramp did] You've been a housedog all your life. How would you know?
Tramp: Oh, you'd be surprised. Scamp, I'm only trying to protect you.
Scamp: [sarcastically] You used me by putting me on a chain?
Tramp: [sternly protesting] Those're the rules, son.
Scamp: [angrily] All I ever hear's rules, rules, rules! "Don't do this!" and "Don't do that!" What good are teeth and-and claws if you can never use them?! [howls]
Tramp: [losing his patience] Stop that howling!
Scamp: I can't help it, Pop! Wild dogs howl at the moon!
Tramp: There'll be no wild dogs in this family!
Scamp: Then maybe I don't wanna be in this family!
Tramp: [fuming] Like it or not, you ARE a part of this family, and until you start acting like it, you can just get used to being out here every night!!! [Tramp leaves and goes inside sadly, Lady watches Scamp jump on the roof of the dog house, she gives a hopeless sigh, and goes inside as well leaving Scamp alone to calm down]

View Quote Lady: [To Tramp, worried about Scamp] Oh, Tramp, Scamp's never been out all night so much could happen.
Tramp: Hey, easy, Pidge. We'll find him before he gets him self in real trouble.
Trusty: [coming in through the fence] Oh, miss Lady, ma'am?
Jock: [also coming in through the fence, but gets stuck] We came as soon as we heard. [struggles, and finally gets through the fence.]
Annette, Collette, and Danielle: Uncle Jock! Uncle Trusty!
Annette and Collette: Scamp ran away!
Danielle: What they said!
Trusty: Not to worry, little ladies. Got my grandpappy Ol' Reliable's keen sense of smell. [sniffs] Say, have I ever told you girls about the time I saved your father from certain death?
Annette and Collette: No.
Danielle: [foolishly] Yep.
[Annette and Collette look at her angrily, Danielle looks at them with a puzzled expression]
Jock: Ach! Here he goes,again. I told you, there'll be no living with him.
Danielle: [chuckles] That Scamp is going to get into so much trouble when he gets home! [giggles]
Collette: [scoffs] I don't even want him back!
Annette: [agreeing with Colette] Yeah, who cares? He should know better than to run off.
Danielle: [Chuckles again] I bet he gets a slipper right across his great, big, fat...! [looks up at Lady who has an stern look. Danielle nervously laughs, pretending to care about Scamp] We really do miss him, Mom. [nervously smiles]
Tramp: We'll be back with your brother in no time. Your old man's got the speed and cunning dog half his age. [clumsily jumps on the dog house, Annette, Collette, and Danielle are chuckling, and Lady and Trusty are also smiling] [kidding around] Just using a few forgottin' muscles, that's all.
Jim Dear: [fixing to go search for Scamp] Lady, Tramp, let's go!
Tramp: [seriously] Come on! No telling what mischief that pup's getting into.

View Quote [Scamp's sisters are excited about hearing about getting a bath.]
Annette: Oh, excellent! I love getting a bath!
Collette: It makes my fur so silky smooth!
Danielle: Yeah! Heh-heh!
[they start arguing over who goes first]
Danielle: Wait a minute!
Scamp: [grossed out] Gah. I hate baths.
Tramp: Just the same, Scamp. When you live in a house, you need to be clean.
Scamp: Heh. Well, then, I'm glad I'm a wild dog!
[Tramp rolls his eyes]

View Quote Phil: [seeing Lil pushing a "hostess" button] Hey, I wanted to push the button, Lillian!
Lil: You want the button, Phillip? You can't handle the button!

View Quote Lil: Um, Bobfather, we founded this in our crib. [holds up the severed head of their rocking horse]
Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia!
Phil: So THAT'S where I left 'em.

View Quote Coco LaBouche: So, we meet again. [Dil Pickles spits on her.] Oh, delightful. [Coco talks to Kira through a microphone on her earring.] Kira, they're staring at me, and this child is leaking from the mouth. What do I do?
Kira Finster: Just smile and be nice.
Coco LaBouche: Hello. You are not horrible. [Dil pulls on Coco's lips.] No. Let go. Do you know how much I paid of for these lips?
Tommy Pickles: I don't think Dil likes that lady too much, you guys.
Coco LaBouche: Stop it, you dripping urchin.
Phil DeVille: I don't think she likes Dil too much either.
Lil DeVille: She's not a very nice lady. She's too pointy. [Dil Pickles starts to cry.]
Coco LaBouche: Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?
Kira Finster: Comfort him. Gently bounce him up and down. [Coco LaBouche bounces Dil Pickles up and down and he throws up on her.]
Chaz Finster: According to Lipschitz, Dilly just gave you a gift.
Coco LaBouche: Why wouldn't he? After all children, they are my life.
Chaz Finster: Oh, I have that poem taped to my refrigerator!
Coco LaBouche: Pardon?
Kira Finster: "Children are my life". It is a classic.
Chaz Finster: "Dapple laughter, patting feet".
Kira Finster: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites!
Coco LaBouche: "Joy and wonder. Heaven's treat". It is one of my favorites.
Chaz Finster: Wow. [The Rugrats pull on Chaz's pant leg.] Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.
Kira Finster: Why don't you take them to Ooey Gooey World?
Coco LaBouche: Ooey Gooey World?
Chaz Finster: Ooey Gooey World! What a great idea!
[In Ooey Gooey World, Chaz, Coco and the Rugrats float through Ooey Gooey World as a song plays. Behind the couch is a land of smudge, a dwelling to wrappers, toys and fudge, gummy bears, balls of hair...]
Coco LaBouche: Kira, remind me to eliminate whoever wrote this hideous song!
Chaz Finster: Look. No hands. Whee! [Lil DeVille picks up the goo.]
Lil DeVille: It's so soft and squishy-ful.
Phil DeVille: Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up. [Phil and Lil put the goo in their diapers. Some goo gets on Chuckie's glasses.]
Chuckie Finster: And egg-sackly how i am opposed to find the princess with my glasses all googled up?
Kimi Finster: Here.
[Kimi Finster sprays Chuckie with water.]
Chuckie Finster: Thanks, I guess.
Tommy Pickles: Look, the castle! Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!
Chuckie Finster: You guys, they said to keep your hands and feet inside at all times.
Phil DeVille: That didn't stop her.
Kimi Finster: Come on. I'll show you the short cut.
Chuckie Finster: Kimi, no! You guys! [Tommy Pickles, Kimi Finster, Phil DeVille and Lil DeVille get off the cart.]
Kimi Finster: What are you waiting for?
Chuckie Finster: Oh Great. Another Tommy. [Chuckie Finster gets off and they leave.]
Kira Finster: Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!
Coco LaBouche: Finally... huh? No, wait. Get them back before wheezy finds out!
Kira Finster: Security, we have an emergency situation!
[An alarm goes off as security guards dressed as French ninjas chase after the Rugrats.]
French Ninja Guard #1: Allons-y.
French Ninja Guard #2: Suis moi. Vite, vite!
[The Rugrats go up the stairs and Chuckie looks down on the ground. The Rugrats running to the water fountains. They stop and Kimi follows the Rugrats. The water fountains pop up the guards.]
Lil DeVille: This goo is giving me a diapie rash.
[One of the guards' steps in the goo and trips and his pants fall off, but all the other guards' trip over him. The Rugrats go up the escalator and go down a slide and as they continue down the slide, one of the guards flies off and The Rugrats runs to the elevator.]
Kimi Finster: I told you I knew a short cut!
Phil DeVille: That was the longest short cut I ever took.
French Ninja Guard #3: Zere zey are. [The Rugrats go up an elevator and keep running.]
Tommy Pickles: There's the princess.
Lil DeVille: Isn't she beautiful? [The princess goes back in.]
Chuckie Finster: Oh no. She's gone...
Tommy Pickles: Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.
Chuckie Finster: You're right, Tommy. I'm going do it. What if she doesn't like me?
Tommy Pickles: Go ahead, Chuckie. You'll never know unless you try. [Chuckie goes to open the door but he hesitates.] Go ahead, Chuckie.
[The guards come up and snatch the Rugrats.]
French Ninja Guard #4: Ha-ha-ha-ha! Allez-hoop, little baby. Ze babies have been apprehended. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.

View Quote [Later, the Pickles' household as Drew and Charlotte are seen carrying bags inside as Charlotte was talking on the phone like usual.]
Charlotte Pickles: Oh, and, Johathan, don`t think that just because I'm on a luxury Lipschitz cruise in the South China Seas I won't be checking messages, E-mailing, and carrier pigeons on the hour.
[Drew opened the front door as he goes in and puts the bags down sighing as Charlotte walks by, throwing her bag on top of the ones Drew just sat down as she walks into the kitchen. As Charlotte is walking into the kitchen, Betty is seen getting food out of the fridge as Kira and Chaz were sit in the table along with Dil who was sitting in his high chair.]
Drew Pickles: Honey, I thought we were going to leave work behind for seven fun-filled days.
Charlotte Pickles: Silly, that's not all work. I sighed up for every spa treatment, culminating in the Salem Retreat, where you're pressed between layers of hot rocks.
[Charlotte ruffles Drew's hair as he licks his hands and fixing on the hair as Drew and Charlotte walk off-screen as Dil knocks a box of donuts onto the floor as Phil and Lil are seen hangs the box under the table as Didi walks into the kitchen holding a pacifier.]
Didi Pickles: Seems bewitching. But aren't we all going to be busy with our children?
Betty DeVille: Deed, that's what the Kidsatoriaum is for. Each morning, we drop off the pups and head for the all-day breakfast buffet. I'm here they make a mean egg yolk omelette.
[Betty turns from the refrigerator holding a pile off food consisting of biting the dinner with the jar of an unknown substance and a tin can of an unknown substance. As Betty talks to Didi she pulls a tray of cupcakes out of the fridge as one falls off and rolls under the table, where Phil picks it up and tries to decide between the donut he had in his other hand or the cupcake before the donut and the cupcake as he stuffs the cupcake in his mouth before then stuffing the donut in his mouth as Lil watches him while eating a donut herself. The camera then zooms over to Kimi and Chuckie as Kimi takes a bite out of her donut as the Jelly inside the donut squirts onto Chuckie's Glasses. Chuckie wipes the Jelly off his Glasses as it gets on his hands; Chuckie then wipes his hands on his shirt before eating a bit of the jelly off his hands.]
Kira Finster: We signed the kids up for pirate play and pillage class.
Chaz Finster: It teaches tolerance for the Peg Leg.
[Kira and Chaz are seen reads magazines as Howard walks in lifting some weights.]
Howard DeVille: Well, I am going to use the whole 7 kid-free days to reshape my physique.
Betty DeVille: Could happen, if the Earth was created in 6.
[Betty is seen closed the refrigerator as Howard stumbles and falls backwards off-screen before the camera cuts to show that he landed on the baggage as Stu walks into the kitchen.]
Stu Pickles: Everyone all set?
Didi Pickles: I think we all should thank my husband, Stu, for arranging this wonderful get away.
Stu Pickles: No, you can thank me by have the time of your life.
[Later at the Titanic ship docks...]
Dr. Lipschitz: [over PA] Welcome! Bienvenue! Willkommen! Welcome aboard the world-renowned Dr. Lipschitz's Cruise!
[A crowd of people at the dock cheer and wave while the three families, including Susie, all wait by the cruise ship]
Didi Pickles: Stu must have taken Spike for one last potty run. I'm sure he'll be right back.
Drew Pickles: [pacing around] He better. He's got all our tickets.
Tommy Pickles: That sure is a nice camera, Susie.
Susie Carmichael: Thanks, Tommy. My mommy got it for me so she can see everything she's missing.
Chuckie Finster: [concerned] How come she and your daddy can't come on the cruise with us?
Susie Carmichael: Well, my mommy's getting a special award 'cause she discovered a new disease, and my daddy's cutting the ribbon at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening. But I wanted to come with you guys!
Angelica Pickles: And we're so glad you did, Susie Carmichael. Now, here. Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia. [singing] Dresses and shoes are the only things. That I'll share... [speaking] That's my rules.
Susie Carmichael: Oh, I wonder if it's too late to call my mommy.

View Quote Howard DeVille: Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
Drew Pickles: Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!
Stu Pickles: I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
Charlotte Pickles: Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone?! I need you to divert a tropical storm! [gasps in horror at something coming towards them]
[A 40-foot water wave is making its way to the boat]
Stu Pickles: It's a 40-foot wall of water!
Chaz Finster: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Betty DeVille: Everyone, GET BELOW!
Charlotte Pickles: [trips on Dil's binky, accidentally let goes of her phone and it falls into the ocean; screams] Phone overboard! PHONE OVERBOARD!
Drew Pickles: [after Charlotte shoves him aside] CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!
Charlotte Pickles: JOHNATHAN! [begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time, grabbing her by the ankle]

View Quote Didi Pickles: Where are we?
Charlotte Pickles: Oh, isn't it obvious? The palm trees, the white sand, the crystal blue water... Why, we've landed on an island resort!
Betty DeVille: Place looks pretty deserted.
Charlotte Pickles: Oh, Betty. The best ones always are. Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels. Hello! I could use a double espresso, chop-chop. [echoes]
Stu Pickles: Don't worry, [takes out a map] I've got a map. We'll figure this out. We left here. We capsized here. I know exactly where we are. See? We're on this tiny little island called... "Uninhabited."
Didi Pickles: You mean we're the only people here?
Charlotte Pickles: Well, we'll just have to get back in the boat and row to another island. One with coffee. [sees the lifeboat has disappeared and gasps] Drew, the lifeboat's gone!

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View Quote Rabbit, Pooh, Tigger, Piglet: [thinking Lumpy captures Roo, so they lasso him] In the name of Hundred Acre Wood, I capture you!
Roo: No! Lumpy! [hops on Lumpy's head] Leave him alone!
Kanga: Wait!
Roo: You're scaring him!
Kanga: Rabbit, what on Earth are you doing?
Rabbit: We're rescuing Roo from the heffalump!
Roo: Wait, no, stop! You don't understand!
Rabbit: What? Now, see here, Roo...!
Kanga: Ahem. Rabbit, let him finish please.
Roo: We were wrong about the heffalumps. They're not scary creatures. Lumpy is my friend. He's just like us. He gets afraid.
Piglet: [releases the rope] Oh!
Roo: He likes honey.
Pooh: [releases the rope] Oh!
Roo: And he even learned how to bounce.
Tigger: [releases the rope, instead holds his tail] Oh, look at that.
Roo: So, you gotta uncapture him!
[Rabbit releases the rope and signs]