[First lines; The movie begins with a purplish sky with birds flying as it pans down and zooms out showing a rain forest with a river running through it and the sun setting in the background as the camera keeps zooms down into the rain forest and shows the Rugrats]
Come along, faithful viewers, on our journey through the rainforest as we search for that very unusual creature, the three-toed sloth.
[Tommy as Nigel Thornberry disguise as its recording as Tommy walked through the tall grass in search of the three toed sloth. Tommy then pushes back the grass as there's a three toed sloth sleeping in the tree nearby]
Ah, there he is. Teeming with life. Let's get a closer look, shall we?
Chuckie Finster Oh, no, you don't! Cut! CUT!
[Tommy walks over to the tree as Chuckie, dressed as a director, yells out telling them to stop recording as it's revealed that Lil was the one recording the entire time]
Don't worry, Chuckie, I'm Nigel Strawberry! Wild animal expert!
[As Tommy is talking a tiger hops up onto a branch behind him as the twins try and get his attention. The tiger then jumps down behind Tommy and roars as Tommy turns around]
And because I'm an expert, I think, everybody into the truck!
Chuckie Finster Go! Go! Go!
LD Lil DeVille
[Tommy and the others head for the truck while the tiger glares at them as it sees Tommy running towards the truck. As they get in Chuckie pushes the gas pedal with his hand as they truck starts moving with Kimi driving. Tommy is running behind the truck as the tiger is chasing him before he then jumps on the back of the truck. Lil keeps filming him as they try and get away from the tiger]
Say something, Nigel.
[The camera the zooms in on the camera screen that's showing Tommy]
I can hear the tiger's running feet, see his sharp teeth, and oh, oh... I feel a cool breeze.
[The tiger is seen running and jumping behind Tommy, trying to grab him as the tiger grabs and pulls on the back of Tommy's diaper, ripping it in the process as Kimi gasps and turns the truck suddenly as the tiger goes flying into a tree. The truck then drives off a cliff and down into a river as the Rugrats scream, as the truck lands a crocodile emerges from the water like Shrek, and heads over to the truck as it jumps up and snaps causing the babies to scream once again but crocodile then scratches itself like a dog]
KF Kimi Finster
[Tommy then pulls a squeaky chew toy out of his diaper and throws it as it bounces off the crocodile head as it goes after it as it pants and pounces at the toy grabbing it. Kimi then tries to start the truck, but it wouldn't start]
Oh, no!
LD Lil DeVille
It's coming back!
[The camera quickly changes from Kimi trying to start the ignition to the crocodile which had the chew toy in its mouth shaking its head and squeaking it as it headed back over to the babies]
But that was my onliest cute toy.
Chuckie Finster Then feed him, Phil!
PD Phil DeVille
[Kimi honks the horn of the truck trying to get it to start as Chuckie grabbed onto Tommy's shirt suggesting that they should feed Phil to the crocagator]
I heard that.
[Phil is seen holding Lil by the strap of her vest as she was leaning out of the car and film screen]
That way! Through the swamp!
LD Lil DeVille
[Tommy points to his right, in front of him, as the scene cuts to show all the babies running before Tommy steps and sinks into some quicksand as Phil and Kimi are seen stepping in and sinking as well before it shows Lil, who was still filming, sinking in the quicksand as well]
Nigel, why are we sinking?
[Chuckie and Tommy are seen through the recording camera screen as Tommy is seen looking at the quicksand]
Quicksand! I should have known! Guys, hang on to me!
[Tommy is seen grabbing a nearby vine as he reaches his hand out towards the others as Chuckie grabs his hand as the others hold onto each other. Just as Tommy was about to pull them in, they all screamed as the scene cut over to show the tiger running towards the babies. Just as the tiger pounces with the camera viewing inside its mouth]
[The screen flashes as it cuts back to reveal that the tiger was the scene with camera circles showing the babies on a sandbox with Angelica Pickles holds Fluffy, and Spike playing with his toy. Fluffy then meows as the mustache Tommy was wearing falls off his face] [first words]
What are you diaper bags screaming 'bout?
Chuckie Finster [Tommy moves back as the scene switches to Angelica as Fluffy squirms in her arms causing Angelica to drop her as she walks to walk off the screen as the scene cuts and shows Fluffy walking across Tommy's, who was hanging half way out of the sandbox, back before jumping off and going back over to Angelica and rubbing against her legs]
We're about to get eaten by that ferocious Siberian tiger.
Were you pretending to be Nigel Strawberry again, Tommy?
[Tommy stands up on the edge of the sandbox]
Yeah, it's my hero and when I grow up I want to be just like him.
Pickles, you're not Nigel Strawberry. You're not even a Nigel Raspberry! [leans forward and blows a raspberry in Tommy's face causing him to fall and tumble backwards into the sandbox] You're never gonna have real adventures, you're just a backyard baby with a diaper Full of Dreams.
PD Phil DeVille
[Angelica cackles as she walks away with Fluffy.]
Wow. She's mean. Now, who wants to go look for cookies under stuff?
PD Phil DeVille
Okay, come on, follow me!
[Phil, Lil, and the other babies run off-screen towards the house as Tommy sadly sits on the sandbox. When Spike chewing on a chew toy as Tommy walks from behind the TV sits on the patio wall as he sniffs and wipes his face. Tommy then turns his attention to the TV when he hears Nigel Thornberry's voice.] [On TV]
The Panthera onca, commonly known as the jaguar seems determined to feast on my nether region, but not to worry. [As Tommy goes around to look at the TV Nigel is seen running from a jaguar before he then jumps into a boat as the scene cuts back to Tommy as Tommy smiled before it cuts back to the TV once more.] Well, faithful viewers our journey was a smashing success. [then falls into the river water] Until next time, this is Sir Nigel Thornberry of Sir Nigel Thorny berries Animal World. [gets back up as he is then seen fighting off alligators]
LP Lou Pickles
Why, hello, scout. Boy, rest your eyes for a second and ol' Thornberry's gator bait. Hey, boy that Sir Nigel gets in some real scrapes out there in the wild but he always manages to wiggle out of trouble somehow.
[Tommy smiles looking up at Lou.]
CP Charlotte Pickles
[Later, the Pickles' household as Drew and Charlotte are seen carrying bags inside as Charlotte was talking on the phone like usual.]
Oh, and, Johathan, don`t think that just because I'm on a luxury Lipschitz cruise in the South China Seas I won't be checking messages, E-mailing, and carrier pigeons on the hour.
DP Drew Pickles
[Drew opened the front door as he goes in and puts the bags down sighing as Charlotte walks by, throwing her bag on top of the ones Drew just sat down as she walks into the kitchen. As Charlotte is walking into the kitchen, Betty is seen getting food out of the fridge as Kira and Chaz were sit in the table along with Dil who was sitting in his high chair.]
Honey, I thought we were going to leave work behind for seven fun-filled days.
CP Charlotte Pickles
Silly, that's not all work. I sighed up for every spa treatment, culminating in the Salem Retreat, where you're pressed between layers of hot rocks.
DP Didi Pickles
[Charlotte ruffles Drew's hair as he licks his hands and fixing on the hair as Drew and Charlotte walk off-screen as Dil knocks a box of donuts onto the floor as Phil and Lil are seen hangs the box under the table as Didi walks into the kitchen holding a pacifier.]
Seems bewitching. But aren't we all going to be busy with our children?
Deed, that's what the Kidsatoriaum is for. Each morning, we drop off the pups and head for the all-day breakfast buffet. I'm here they make a mean egg yolk omelette.
[Betty turns from the refrigerator holding a pile off food consisting of biting the dinner with the jar of an unknown substance and a tin can of an unknown substance. As Betty talks to Didi she pulls a tray of cupcakes out of the fridge as one falls off and rolls under the table, where Phil picks it up and tries to decide between the donut he had in his other hand or the cupcake before the donut and the cupcake as he stuffs the cupcake in his mouth before then stuffing the donut in his mouth as Lil watches him while eating a donut herself. The camera then zooms over to Kimi and Chuckie as Kimi takes a bite out of her donut as the Jelly inside the donut squirts onto Chuckie's Glasses. Chuckie wipes the Jelly off his Glasses as it gets on his hands; Chuckie then wipes his hands on his shirt before eating a bit of the jelly off his hands.]
KF Kira Finster
We signed the kids up for pirate play and pillage class.
CF Chaz Finster
It teaches tolerance for the Peg Leg.
[Kira and Chaz are seen reads magazines as Howard walks in lifting some weights.]
Well, I am going to use the whole 7 kid-free days to reshape my physique.
Could happen, if the Earth was created in 6.
SP Stu Pickles
[Betty is seen closed the refrigerator as Howard stumbles and falls backwards off-screen before the camera cuts to show that he landed on the baggage as Stu walks into the kitchen.]
Everyone all set?
DP Didi Pickles
I think we all should thank my husband, Stu, for arranging this wonderful get away.
SP Stu Pickles
No, you can thank me by have the time of your life.
L Dr. Lipschitz
[Later at the Titanic ship docks...] [over PA]
Welcome! Bienvenue! Willkommen! Welcome aboard the world-renowned Dr. Lipschitz's Cruise!
DP Didi Pickles
[A crowd of people at the dock cheer and wave while the three families, including Susie, all wait by the cruise ship]
Stu must have taken Spike for one last potty run. I'm sure he'll be right back.
DP Drew Pickles
[pacing around]
He better. He's got all our tickets.
That sure is a nice camera, Susie.
SC Susie Carmichael
Thanks, Tommy. My mommy got it for me so she can see everything she's missing.
Chuckie Finster [concerned]
How come she and your daddy can't come on the cruise with us?
SC Susie Carmichael
Well, my mommy's getting a special award 'cause she discovered a new disease, and my daddy's cutting the ribbon at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening. But I wanted to come with you guys!
AP Angelica Pickles
And we're so glad you did, Susie Carmichael. Now, here. Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia. [singing] Dresses and shoes are the only things. That I'll share... [speaking] That's my rules.
SC Susie Carmichael
Oh, I wonder if it's too late to call my mommy.
