Spike "Woof! That's right, I said woof!"
Spike I ate one of Chuckie's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy.
C Chaz
[as a 40-foot wave approaches the ship]
We're going to need a bigger boat.
Spike Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here.
E Eliza
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
E Eliza
Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
Spike Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!
E Eliza
Spike, this isn't your regular housecat.
Spike They all twich their whiskers. One whisker at a time, just like you and me.
Spike I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike. Down! Get off that couch!
Spike Well, Eliza. As dog as my witness, I will never lose my babies again!
P Phil
[The Rugrats meet Donnie for the first time. They assume that he's Chucky since he's wearing his clothes.] [Confused]
Since when did Chucky started talking backwards?
Heavens, what a fall. I must get to those babies. [A coconut falls and hits Nigel's head and Nigel falls]
S Susie
[echoing]
Are you okay, Mr. Strawberry?
She called me "mister". Silly Billy. I'm only this... [makes a three] ...many years old.
I was taking care of this island princess and...
E Eliza
What's she doing in the bathysphere?
[scoffs]
I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*.
You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!
Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not.
D Didi
We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.
[cheerfully]
I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together...
C Charlotte
[after dropping her cell phone into the ocean] [screeches]
Phone overboard! Phone overboard!
D Drew
[after Charlotte pushes past him]
CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!!
C Charlotte
JOHNATHAN!!!!!! [Charlotte begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time]
E Eliza
Debbie, you are so self-centered.
[suspiciously]
You sure know an awful lot for an "island girl".
A Angelica
Well, see. A TV washed up on the beach one time, and the island king made the whole tribe watch it.
[after a long pause]
Cool!
S Stu
It's obvious... the first thing to do is build a signal fire.
D Drew
You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.
Well, I'm going to use the 7 kid-free days to re-shape my physique!
It could happen. The earth was created in 6.
Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
D Drew
Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!
S Stu
[pause]
Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
M Marianne
[Marianne Thornberry films oysters spewing water]
Well, it's not a clouded leopard, but at least I'll have a film of something.
M Marianne
[Donnie runs past with Howard chasing him.]
Donnie!
M Marianne
[The grownups stop and see her filming]
What? This is supposed to be a deserted island.
C Charlotte
Oh, thank heavens! We're part of an elaborate television stunt designed to humiliate us.
M Marianne
[They all begin talking at once]
Hold it! My name is Marianne Thornberry. From the nature show?
D Didi
We're shipwrecked.
Can you help us, Marianne?
M Marianne
Of course. Our camp is nearby.
S Stu
Behold, fellow islanders! I, Stu Pickles, I have built us a radio!
D Didi
Stu, who's watching the kids?
S Stu
Oh, Angelica said she'd take care of them.
K Kira
[The grownups gasp in terror and begin scrambling around, looking for their children]
Chuckie?!
D Didi
Oh, this is very strange. I feel like this has happened before.
Spike [Eliza and Spike watch them run around in circles] (sighs)
Look at them...chasing their own tails. If only I could tell them that it doesn't work. I know, I've done it. I've chased my tail a million times. It does not work.
S Stu
[Stu's coconut radio begins to pick up static]
It's getting a signal!
M Marianne
I'm very impressed.
D Didi
Oh, Stu's an inventor. Runs an ad in the shop-and-buy.
M Marianne
(to Debbie and Eliza)
Girls, have you seen some children?
Just a bossy three-year-old who has delusionals of being a princess.
A Angelica
(on radio)
I'm the boss of this bathy thing!
S Susie
(on radio)
: We haven't moved a bit, Angelica.
She must've turned on the radio in the bathysphere.
M Marianne
A three-year-old's driving the bathysphere?!
DT Darwin Thornberry
Eliza! You'll never believe what I just saw! There's a little girl at camp, and she's a miniature Debbie! In every way. She's bossy, she's loud… she's hideous!
ET Eliza Thornberry
[They hear Spike sneezing] [sees him down below]
Darwin, look!
DT Darwin Thornberry
A dog?
ET Eliza Thornberry
What's he doing here?
DT Darwin Thornberry
Oh, spreading his fleas on an unsuspecting world. [shudders and groans]
ET Eliza Thornberry
Come on!
Spike [They each grab a vine and swing down towards Spike] [startled]
Hey, hey, hey! Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here!
ET Eliza Thornberry
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike [chuckles]
You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. [realizes] You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
ET Eliza Thornberry
Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story. Should we come back?
Spike Ah, no problem; I'm done. I was just marking. Spike was here! Uh, sorry. I know...Where are my manners? I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike. Down! Get off that couch!
ET Eliza Thornberry
[giggles]
I'm Eliza, and this is Darwin.
DT Darwin Thornberry
[smiles, before Spike sneezes]
Spike was here too.
SP Stu Pickles
[Last lines; After the Rugrat and Thornberry families save and reunite with their children and Nigel from underwater...]
Where's Tommy?
And who does this little chap belong to?
SP Stu Pickles
He's ours. [Nigel sets Tommy down; As Tommy starts to walk over to his family, he offers Nigel to take his hand and bring him over] Come here, champ.
MT Marianne Thornberry
Honey, I'd like you to meet Stu Pickles. He made the coconut radio that saved your lives.
[honored]
Terribly grateful, Mr. Pickles. I have a feeling I wouldn't be here without this little chap, either.
AP Angelica Pickles
[last words]
Pickles, you might grow up to be just like Nigel Strawberry after all.
Thanks, Angelica. But I think I'll grow up to be just like my daddy.
DP Drew Pickles
Well, bro, I got to hand it to you...
CF Chaz Finster
I'm so proud of you, Stu.
MT Marianne Thornberry
Oh, Nigel, I was so worried.
I confess, I was, too. I hated the thought of our last family meal being shortchanged because we had to go find a leopard.
MT Marianne Thornberry
Your father's right. We lost sight of what's important: Spending time together. Okay, everyone. Let's pack up. We're going on vacation!
CP Charlotte Pickles
[Debbie cheers excitedly and starts running around]
How about...
A All
The Lipschitz Cruise!
We're leaving to go on vacation. Oh, yeah, right on.
Spike [Cut to all the families having a great time on the cruise]
Well, Eliza, as dog is my witness, I'll never lose my babies again!
[The kids laughing uproariously]
Spike I just felt so alone for all of my life. It's like there's been this wall between me and the rest of the world. People see me, sure, but nobody really knows me. [blows his nose] Sorry. It's just that I have all these feelings I want to express, and everything's been kept locked up inside me. Until now... you are the first person I ever know who really understands me.
E Eliza
I'm glad I could help, Spike.
N Narrator
Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies present, "The Rugrats Meet the Wild Thornberrys". Starring, Eliza, Tommy, Darwin, Chuckie, Donnie, Phil and Lil, Debbie, Susie, Angelica, and featuring the voice of Bruce Willis as Spike.
Spike I am so grateful. I don't know whether to give you a big kiss or just slobber all over you from top to bottom!
E Eliza
A kiss would be fine.
Spike [Then a blue screen appears that says "Unleashed June 2003"]
WHO WANTS A TOUNGE BATH?
[Slurp sound]
