Eliza! You'll never believe what I just saw! There's a little girl at camp, and she's a miniature Debbie! In every way. She's bossy, she's loud… she's hideous!
Darwin, look!
A dog?
What's he doing here?
Oh, spreading his fleas on an unsuspecting world. [shudders and groans]
Come on!
Spike
Hey, hey, hey! Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike
You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. [realizes] You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story. Should we come back?
Spike
Ah, no problem; I'm done. I was just marking. Spike was here! Uh, sorry. I know...Where are my manners? I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike. Down! Get off that couch!
I'm Eliza, and this is Darwin.
Spike was here too.
