CP Charlotte Pickles
[Later, the Pickles' household as Drew and Charlotte are seen carrying bags inside as Charlotte was talking on the phone like usual.]
Oh, and, Johathan, don`t think that just because I'm on a luxury Lipschitz cruise in the South China Seas I won't be checking messages, E-mailing, and carrier pigeons on the hour.
DP Drew Pickles
[Drew opened the front door as he goes in and puts the bags down sighing as Charlotte walks by, throwing her bag on top of the ones Drew just sat down as she walks into the kitchen. As Charlotte is walking into the kitchen, Betty is seen getting food out of the fridge as Kira and Chaz were sit in the table along with Dil who was sitting in his high chair.]
Honey, I thought we were going to leave work behind for seven fun-filled days.
CP Charlotte Pickles
Silly, that's not all work. I sighed up for every spa treatment, culminating in the Salem Retreat, where you're pressed between layers of hot rocks.
DP Didi Pickles
[Charlotte ruffles Drew's hair as he licks his hands and fixing on the hair as Drew and Charlotte walk off-screen as Dil knocks a box of donuts onto the floor as Phil and Lil are seen hangs the box under the table as Didi walks into the kitchen holding a pacifier.]
Seems bewitching. But aren't we all going to be busy with our children?
Betty DeVille Deed, that's what the Kidsatoriaum is for. Each morning, we drop off the pups and head for the all-day breakfast buffet. I'm here they make a mean egg yolk omelette.
[Betty turns from the refrigerator holding a pile off food consisting of biting the dinner with the jar of an unknown substance and a tin can of an unknown substance. As Betty talks to Didi she pulls a tray of cupcakes out of the fridge as one falls off and rolls under the table, where Phil picks it up and tries to decide between the donut he had in his other hand or the cupcake before the donut and the cupcake as he stuffs the cupcake in his mouth before then stuffing the donut in his mouth as Lil watches him while eating a donut herself. The camera then zooms over to Kimi and Chuckie as Kimi takes a bite out of her donut as the Jelly inside the donut squirts onto Chuckie's Glasses. Chuckie wipes the Jelly off his Glasses as it gets on his hands; Chuckie then wipes his hands on his shirt before eating a bit of the jelly off his hands.]
KF Kira Finster
We signed the kids up for pirate play and pillage class.
CF Chaz Finster
It teaches tolerance for the Peg Leg.
[Kira and Chaz are seen reads magazines as Howard walks in lifting some weights.]
Well, I am going to use the whole 7 kid-free days to reshape my physique.
Betty DeVille Could happen, if the Earth was created in 6.
SP Stu Pickles
[Betty is seen closed the refrigerator as Howard stumbles and falls backwards off-screen before the camera cuts to show that he landed on the baggage as Stu walks into the kitchen.]
Everyone all set?
DP Didi Pickles
I think we all should thank my husband, Stu, for arranging this wonderful get away.
SP Stu Pickles
No, you can thank me by have the time of your life.
L Dr. Lipschitz
[Later at the Titanic ship docks...] [over PA]
Welcome! Bienvenue! Willkommen! Welcome aboard the world-renowned Dr. Lipschitz's Cruise!
DP Didi Pickles
[A crowd of people at the dock cheer and wave while the three families, including Susie, all wait by the cruise ship]
Stu must have taken Spike for one last potty run. I'm sure he'll be right back.
DP Drew Pickles
[pacing around]
He better. He's got all our tickets.
That sure is a nice camera, Susie.
SC Susie Carmichael
Thanks, Tommy. My mommy got it for me so she can see everything she's missing.
[concerned]
How come she and your daddy can't come on the cruise with us?
SC Susie Carmichael
Well, my mommy's getting a special award 'cause she discovered a new disease, and my daddy's cutting the ribbon at the Dummi Bear Theme Park opening. But I wanted to come with you guys!
AP Angelica Pickles
And we're so glad you did, Susie Carmichael. Now, here. Hold the spotlight on Lounge Singer Cynthia. [singing] Dresses and shoes are the only things. That I'll share... [speaking] That's my rules.
SC Susie Carmichael
Oh, I wonder if it's too late to call my mommy.
Captain Stu, I can't hold the wheel!
DP Drew Pickles
Will you stop calling him Captain?! He has no idea what he's doing!
SP Stu Pickles
I do so! Does anybody know where the brakes are on this thing?
Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone?! I need you to divert a tropical storm! [gasps in horror at something coming towards them]
SP Stu Pickles
[A 40-foot water wave is making its way to the boat]
It's a 40-foot wall of water!
CF Chaz Finster
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Betty DeVille Everyone, GET BELOW!
[trips on Dil's binky, accidentally let goes of her phone and it falls into the ocean; screams]
Phone overboard! PHONE OVERBOARD!
DP Drew Pickles
[after Charlotte shoves him aside]
CHARLOTTE, FORGET THE PHONE!
JOHNATHAN! [begins to dive in but Betty stops her just in time, grabbing her by the ankle]
DP Didi Pickles
Where are we?
Oh, isn't it obvious? The palm trees, the white sand, the crystal blue water... Why, we've landed on an island resort!
Betty DeVille Place looks pretty deserted.
Oh, Betty. The best ones always are. Just look for a cabana boy carrying towels. Hello! I could use a double espresso, chop-chop. [echoes]
SP Stu Pickles
Don't worry, [takes out a map] I've got a map. We'll figure this out. We left here. We capsized here. I know exactly where we are. See? We're on this tiny little island called... "Uninhabited."
DP Didi Pickles
You mean we're the only people here?
Well, we'll just have to get back in the boat and row to another island. One with coffee. [sees the lifeboat has disappeared and gasps] Drew, the lifeboat's gone!
SP Stu Pickles
It's obvious! The first thing to do is build a signal fire.
DP Drew Pickles
You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot.
DP Didi Pickles
We have to find something to eat. All I saved are a couple of jars of baby food.
[cheerfully]
I never knew strained peas and apricots went so well together!
KF Kira Finster
Oh, you ate the baby food?!
Babies don't need food. I have to keep my strength up for when you try to throw me into the soup pot!
DP Didi Pickles
He's delusional.
DP Drew Pickles
This is all your fault! [angrily points to Stu]
SP Stu Pickles
[insulted]
My fault?!
Whose idea was the Stu Cruise to Doom?
DP Didi Pickles
[offended]
Oh, I would expect that from the Finsters or the DeVilles, but Charlotte!
DP Drew Pickles
I knew this day was coming since you were in diapers!
KF Kira Finster
[irritated]
I should have never left Paris!
Betty DeVille [While all the grownups continue arguing angrily loudly with each other in a circle, Betty finds and picks up a stick from the ground, and uses it to draw a big circle around them in the sand]
This is the Circle of Chaos. If we're going to survive on this island, we can't ever step foot in the Circle of Chaos.
CF Chaz Finster
[steps out of the circle]
Wow. I feel calmer already.
Betty DeVille [Everyone quickly steps out of the circle]
We don't know when we'll get off this island. Until we do, we're gonna need order. First thing we need is a leader. Any volunteers?
DP Didi Pickles
[Stu raises up his hand]
Stu, put down your hand.
[Stu sadly does so]
I nominate Betty.
